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经典科幻文学:《银河系漫游指南》第31章1

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Chapter 31第三十一章
It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.一句漫不经心的话也许会付出生命的代价,这一点当然是众所周知的,但人们通常并没有认识到这个问题的实质。
For instance, at the very moment that Arthur said "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle," a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.比如,就在阿瑟说“看来我的生活方式碰到了相当大的困难”这句话的那一瞬间,在时空闭合体的构造上打开了一个反常的虫洞,把他这句话带到了在时间上很早很早以前、在空间上几乎是无限远的一个银河系中,在那里,奇怪而好战的生物们正处在一场可怕的星际战争一触即发的边缘。
The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time.敌对的两位领导人正在举行最后一次会面。
A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.一阵恐怖的沉默笼罩着会议桌。维尔赫格的司令官穿着华丽的饰有宝石的战斗服冷冷的盯着蹲坐在他对面、笼罩在一团绿色的气味香甜的水汽中间的古格旺特的领袖。在他身后是上百万艘可怕的全副武装的星际巡洋舰,只等他一声令下就会释放出电子化的死亡。他要求这个卑鄙无耻的家伙收回曾经说过的辱骂他母亲的话。
The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle drifted across the conference table.这家伙在他那团酷热的水汽中摇晃着,就在此时,那句“看来我的生活方式碰到了相当大的困难”飘过会议桌。
Unfortunately, in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.不幸的是,在维尔赫格的语言中,这代表了所能想象到的最严重的侮辱。没有别的任何办法能回应这句话,除了发动延续几个世纪的可怕的战争。
Eventually of course, after their Galaxy had been decimated over a few thousand years, it was realized that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own Galaxy — now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.最终,在他们的银河系经历了数千年的大规模杀戮之后,人们才意识到整件事情居然是出于一个惊人的误会。于是战争双方的舰队抛弃了分歧,联合起来对我们自己的银河系发动了一次攻击——现在已经可以断定这里就是那句罪魁祸首的话的来源地。
For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across — which happened to be the Earth — where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.又经过了数千年,这支庞大的舰队穿越太空,最后来到了他们所碰上的第一颗银河系的行星——恰好是地球——在这里,由于严重的尺寸误算,整个攻击舰队不巧被一只小狗吞进了肚子。
Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time, but that we are powerless to prevent it.那些研究宇宙历史上因果之间复杂的相互作用的人声称,这一类事情永远都会发生,我们根本无力预防。

Chapter 31
It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.
For instance, at the very moment that Arthur said "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle," a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.
The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time.
A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.
The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle drifted across the conference table.
Unfortunately, in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.
Eventually of course, after their Galaxy had been decimated over a few thousand years, it was realized that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own Galaxy — now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.
For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across — which happened to be the Earth — where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.
Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time, but that we are powerless to prevent it.


第三十一章
一句漫不经心的话也许会付出生命的代价,这一点当然是众所周知的,但人们通常并没有认识到这个问题的实质。
比如,就在阿瑟说“看来我的生活方式碰到了相当大的困难”这句话的那一瞬间,在时空闭合体的构造上打开了一个反常的虫洞,把他这句话带到了在时间上很早很早以前、在空间上几乎是无限远的一个银河系中,在那里,奇怪而好战的生物们正处在一场可怕的星际战争一触即发的边缘。
敌对的两位领导人正在举行最后一次会面。
一阵恐怖的沉默笼罩着会议桌。维尔赫格的司令官穿着华丽的饰有宝石的战斗服冷冷的盯着蹲坐在他对面、笼罩在一团绿色的气味香甜的水汽中间的古格旺特的领袖。在他身后是上百万艘可怕的全副武装的星际巡洋舰,只等他一声令下就会释放出电子化的死亡。他要求这个卑鄙无耻的家伙收回曾经说过的辱骂他母亲的话。
这家伙在他那团酷热的水汽中摇晃着,就在此时,那句“看来我的生活方式碰到了相当大的困难”飘过会议桌。
不幸的是,在维尔赫格的语言中,这代表了所能想象到的最严重的侮辱。没有别的任何办法能回应这句话,除了发动延续几个世纪的可怕的战争。
最终,在他们的银河系经历了数千年的大规模杀戮之后,人们才意识到整件事情居然是出于一个惊人的误会。于是战争双方的舰队抛弃了分歧,联合起来对我们自己的银河系发动了一次攻击——现在已经可以断定这里就是那句罪魁祸首的话的来源地。
又经过了数千年,这支庞大的舰队穿越太空,最后来到了他们所碰上的第一颗银河系的行星——恰好是地球——在这里,由于严重的尺寸误算,整个攻击舰队不巧被一只小狗吞进了肚子。
那些研究宇宙历史上因果之间复杂的相互作用的人声称,这一类事情永远都会发生,我们根本无力预防。
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