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开心一笑:我真正的名字
我的孩子叫我“妈咪”,丈夫叫我“宝贝儿”,我的父母叫我“甜心”,我的上司叫我“嘿”。根据维基百科,我真正的名字叫布伦达。2011-09-22 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒菌
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom. 年少的童子军:我怎2011-09-22 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:实质性的纠正
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.老 师:沃尔特,你为什么不洗脸?我2011-09-21 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:惯用方法
我的老板让我到镇外出差一个星期,这是老板们想要摆脱某人一个星期的惯用方法。2011-09-21 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:当场擒获小偷
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I jus...2011-09-20 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:吃什么,你就是什么
伏地魔说:吃什么,你就是什么。2011-09-20 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:一块还是两块?
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.顾客:服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?服务员:先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块。2011-09-19 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:减肥专用铃声
我正在节食,你能不能给我弄一个铃声,响起来就象在有人在告诉我“你(身材)看起来真棒。”2011-09-19 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:打猎秘籍
Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. "Easy," say...2011-09-16 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:期待机遇来敲门
Opportunity paged me, beeped me, linked me, e-mailed me, faxed me, and spammed me. But I was expecting it to knock!机遇曾招呼我,它嘟嘟地叫我,联系我,给我发邮件和发传真,还发给我垃圾邮件。而我却一直2011-09-16 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:一封特别的感谢信
Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help,...2011-09-15 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:如此锻炼
我的医生要我增加锻练计划的内容,所以我从一周3次“不锻炼”改为一周6次“不锻炼”了。2011-09-15 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:委婉的报丧方式
Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, he left Herbert meticulous2011-09-14 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:对胖子好一点
对胖子好一点,因为有一天他们可能会救你的命。2011-09-14 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:幸好没结婚
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the...2011-09-13 编辑:beck 标签:
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