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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Give Me a Dollar 给我一
Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。 父2008-05-10 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:The Result of Laziness&nb
Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I turned in a blank sheet of paper.妈妈:约翰尼,你今天放学以后为什么2008-05-10 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Clever Bobby 聪明的博比
Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was."The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He..2008-05-10 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Stupid Orders 愚蠢的命令
When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opposite of what he wanted him to do.One day, when the two were bringing sacks of flour home on their2008-05-10 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:A Pledge 誓约
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked. "I'll tell you the secret," he said. "My wife and I were married seventy-fiv..2008-05-10 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:To Patch the Hole 补洞
A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible," she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "For..2008-05-10 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:I Didn't Notice It&nb
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice t..2008-05-10 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Ear Short 耳聋
I thought my wife, Barbara, was losing her hearing, so one day I decided to test it. I quietly walked in the front door and stood 30 feet behind her, "Barbara," I said, "can you hear ..2008-05-09 编辑:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Relative By Marriage 婆家的亲
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture. "Relative of yours?" he asked. "Yes,&..2008-05-09 编辑:echo