Mike: Cut to the chase.
Dwight: We are trapped like rats.
Mike: All right. Kate, watch you, I am going to break a window.
Kate: Mike!
Carol: Wait, wait, wait! There is an icy wind out there and the heat is off. You are not breaking anything.
Mike: Look Carol, all I have to do is throw something down to the street with a note attached explaining our situation. Now, uh, what's the most worthless thing we've got up here?
Carol: You leave my Dwight alone.
Kate: It's getting cold.
Dwight: Never thought I'd die by freezing. I always thought it would be a shower mishap.
Mike: Come on, we are not going to freeze. There are plenty of ways to keep warm. Like, uh…
Dwight: We could eat.
Carol/Mike/Kate: Pass
Dwight: I was talking about dessert.
Mike: Oh, don't tell me. Merve sold you a goose for a goose berry pie?
Dwight: No, waffle sweet-cake.
Kate: I'm starved. Promise there is not a speck of meat in this?
Dwight: None. Just a hogs heard of "wassa wine".
Jason: Move it goober.
Maggie: Feel better?
Jason: I did until I realized that is a police car in front of us.
Police man: Excuse me sir, but did you just call me goober?
Jason: That was trooper, trooper. Thanks for asking. Good night.
Police man: We've got some downed power lines up ahead. Most of the island is blacked out. Keep your pants on.
Maggie: A black out, Jason the children!
Jason: Oh relax sweetheart. Chrissy is with a sitter, the others are fine. Mike is probably taking advantage of it.
Maggie: Oh great! Of all the nights to be taken away from home.
Jason: What's that suppose to mean. What like this is my fault? Maggie, three months ago tonight was just a date on the calendar. We mutually circled it for some quality time together.
Maggie: Oh, is that all this is to you?
Jason: The point is…
Maggie: What is this, some kind of clinical exercise? Ok Jason, what else was on your agenda? Eight P.M. say empty romantic words. Nine P.M. compliment my earrings. Eleven P.M. kiss me and hope for the best?
Jason: Sweetheart, look I'm sorry. I did want to be with you tonight. I wanted to spend…wait a minute, you didn't want to be here either!!
Maggie: No Jason, I didn't say I didn't want…
Jason: I have absolutely nothing to apologize for, Miss not tonight dear I have a deadline.
Maggie: Well, if that's the way you feel about it.
Jason: Where are you going?
Maggie: I am walking home. At least there people want to talk to me.
Jason: Ah!
Maggie: There is an icy wind and I am wearing thin shoes.
Carol: Well Mike, guess Miss Manners couldn't hold her cake.
Mike: Dwight, exactly how much wine is in a hogs head?
Dwight: About sixty-three gallons.
Mike: Sixty-three gallons?
Dwight: Most of it cooks off.
Mike: I don't believe this! First you get us trapped in the dark, then you try to feed us road kill, you get my girl plastered.
Dwight: Hey, in LA people pay big buck for a party like that.
Mike: Yeah well this isn't LA. We are getting colder by the minute. How are you going to get us out of this mess curly, toes?
Dwight: Well, we can drape every walls, windows, keep out cold.
Mike: Alright, where can we get drapes around here.
Carol: Yes, he does drapes too.
Chrissy: I feel like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man. Why can't we put the heater on?
Ben: What are you complaining about? Your warm now, aren't you?
Chrissy: Yes.
Ben: Good.
Chrissy: Ben?
Ben: What!?!?
Chrissy: I have to go to the bathroom.
Ben: What? Why didn't you say that six layers ago?
Chrissy: Cause I didn't have to go then.
Ben: Well too bad, you're just going to have to hold it.
Chrissy: Is the bathroom electric too?
Ben: Yes!
Chrissy: This is all your fault Ben Seaver! You broke the lights, now you broke the bathroom; I bet you broke the whole neighborhood.
Ben: That's right Chrissy! I broke everything, its all part of my sick twisted plan. Guess what, I saved the best for last. We are going to die, it's freezing outside and the smallest goes first.
Chrissy: (cries)
Ben: Aw…come on Chrissy, I'm just kidding. Everything is going to be fine.
Chrissy: It is not. You said the smallest goes first, and I'm the smallest.
Ben: Look Chrissy don't cry. Ok, you want me to make a "googy" face?
Chrissy: You always have a "googy" face.
Ben: Ok, I'll tell you a story? How about the Three Little Pigs?
Chrissy: There is a wolf in that one.
Ben: Umm... how about Little Red Riding Hood?
Chrissy: There is a wolf in that one too.
Ben: Ginger Bread Man?
Chrissy: Wolf.
Ben: Chrissy, isn't there anything I can do to make you feel better?
Chrissy: You can take me to the bathroom.
Ben: You got it. Walk this way. Stick with me cutie-pie; I'll take good care of you.
Jason: Five hours stuck in a car that is some romantic evening. What?
Maggie: You just described our first date.
Jason: Oh.
Maggie: What?
Jason: Yeah, I remember how hard I had to work to get you alone on that first car of mine.
Maggie: Well I still remember what you said. "Hey Malone, want to see my fuzzy dice?"
Jason: Don't laugh, it worked. I'm sorry about earlier.
Maggie: Yeah, me too. So what kind of evening did I miss?
Jason: Front row seats at Miss Saigon, a window table at the rainbow room, and a buggy ride through central park with what horse in the little flowered hat that you love so much.
Maggie: Ah, Jason, you really did want to make this a special night.
Jason: Yeah, I love you Maggie. Lately I miss you.
Maggie: I miss you too.
Jason: Well, here we are in a parked car. No kids around, everything is dark.
Maggie: I am coming back up front.
Jason: No, no. I got a better idea…yee haa.
Maggie: Jason, you and I in the back seat of a car, I half expect my father to shine his flashlight on us.
Jason: Yeah
Police Man: Roads clearing up, you kids beat it or I will have your parents meet us at the station.
Maggie: Oh, Jason, I'm sorry you missed Miss Saigon.
Jason: I'm just glad I got to see Mrs. Seaver.
Dwight: Hey, you know, I think this drape thing just might do it.
Mike: Your man's a walking punch line.
Carol: Mike, why do you pick on Dwight so much?
Mike: Oh gee Carol, I don't know. Maybe it's because he talks like a geek, he walks like a monkey, and he dresses like chimp. In fact, I think he is the fourth stooge.
Carol: Look Mike, I'm the first to admit that Dwight's a little….
Mike: Squirrelly?
Carol: Different.
Mike: Well you got that right.
Carol: Well let's face it; Polly-Anna over there wouldn't win the Miss Normal of the universe contest.
Mike: What's that suppose to mean?
Carol: Mike, she grazes.
Mike: Carol, the point is, Kate loves me and I love her. And for you information I think that grazing thing is kind of cute.
Carol: The way you feel about Kate, that's how I feel about Dwight. Well, it's just that Dwight is the first guy I've met who, who appreciates and understands me for who I really am. He is my significant other, so get use to it.
Mike: Could take a little while.
Kate: Hey everybody.
Mike: Hey sleepy head!
Kate: Why is it so warm in here, what happened?
Mike: Oh, well uh, curly toes…I mean Dwight, saved us with his drape idea. He can actually be pretty smart sometimes.
Dwight: Couldn't have done it without you Mike.
Kate: I wonder how long tell the power comes on.
Carol: Dwight, why don't you play some music for us to help us pass the time? Yes, he sings too.
(sing) Dwight: You just, you just call out my name and you know wherever I am, That I'll come running, to see you again. Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall, all you got to do is call and I'll be there. I will. You got a friend.
Mike: Oh my gosh.
Carol: The black out's over. Yeah! Come here.
Kate: Well I guess we can go home now.
Carol: Yeah, sure can. But I was kind of enjoying that song though.
Dwight: Yeah, me too.
Mike: Well hey, we can finish it.
Mike, Dwight, Carol, Kate: You just, you just call out my name and you know wherever I am, I'll come running. To see you again.
Ben: Chrissy, hi, the black out's over. Want me to put you to bed?
Chrissy: No, I like it here with you.