2. The Social Network《社交网络》

The Plot: An awkward genius of a college student creates Facebook and in the process ends up feuding with virtually every person on the face of the earth.

一位尴尬的创办Facebook的天才，几乎和世界上的每个人长期对抗。

What We Learned: Screw school, just come up with a billion dollar idea, move to California and hang out with Justin Timberlake (and presumably the roughly one billion women who follow him around on a daily basis.) Also, hot Asian chicks who will blow you in a public bathroom on the first date probably aren’t the most stable prospects for a long term relationship. (They sure are fun though. Well, at least until they set your room on fire anyway.) Oh, and all Harvard Crew members are apparently Aryan cartoon characters.

观后感：仅为迸发出价值上亿的念头，辍学和Justin Timberlake一起搬到加州（想必大概有亿万女孩追随）。火辣的亚洲小妞和你第一次约会，就在公开场所比如洗手间为你吹箫，必不是长久稳定的恋爱关系。（虽然她们肯定很有意思，至少她们让你在屋里爽了一回。）哈佛船队的队员看起来像雅利安的卡通人物。

1. Animal House《动物屋》

The Plot: If you don’t know the plot to Animal House then I’m pretty sure you were either born in Bhutan or you are the most culturally sheltered human being alive. In which case, this Web site probably just blew your mind.

如果你不知道《动物屋》的情节，那么我敢肯定你要么出生在不丹，要么你活的很封闭。无论何种情况，这个网站可能给你来场头脑风暴。

What We Learned: College is the most debauched time in your life, class (all definitions of the word) is secondary to having a good time, nothing is more fun than getting shitfaced with all your friends and a few hundred hot, horny strangers and if you chug a fifth of Jack Daniels in under a minute and terrorize that hot coed who doesn’t close her curtains you will one day end up a Senator. Oh, and if a giant black dude asks if he can dance with your date, by all means, let the man dance with your date.

观后感：大学是你最放荡的时间，课堂（字面意义上的）是其次的好时机。没有比同朋友一起更有意思的了，比如一分钟内吹一瓶15年的杰克丹尼，或者恐吓身材火辣不拉窗帘的同校女孩。如果一个身材高大的黑人哥们儿来邀请你的女伴跳支舞，还是乖乖的把女伴拱手相让吧。