4. Revenge of the Nerds《鬼马校园》

The Plot: Two nerds show up on campus expecting their lives to change. Instead, they are terrorized by the jock fraternity, abused by the hot girl sorority, and even have their dorm room stolen. The two then band together with the rest of the nerds on campus, start their own fraternity and proceed to run wild all over campus in a reign of terror not seen since the Mongol Empire. They stage a late night black ops assault on the sorority, sabotage the jocks’ football equipment, cheat their asses off to win the Greek Games and therefore steal the campus government, and Lewis even resorts to raping a chick in a moon room. Somehow -– I’m guessing through sheer exhaustion and fear -– the rest of the campus tells the jocks to go to hell and celebrate with the nerds and Lewis and his victim fall madly in love.

两个期待改变校园生活的书呆子上演的好戏。相反，他们受到兄弟会的恐吓，在辣妹联谊会上受辱，宿舍甚至被盗。此后两人联合学校其他书呆子们，开始以友爱对抗校园暴力。他们上演了一场黑衣人深夜偷袭，破坏了联谊会的足球设备，骗赢了希腊比赛，行窃了学校行政楼，Lewis甚至强奸了一名幼女。不知怎么的——我猜是行为过于极端和恐惧——学校里剩下的人咒骂足球队的人，反而疯狂的追随和支持书呆子们。

What We Learned: If you follow the example set in this movie, you will end up in federal prison. Also, exposing yourself to a blind person is known as mopery. Oh, and if you need backup, align yourself with a militant black fraternity because even Ogre can’t stand up to those guys.

观后感：如果这部电影里有你追随的榜样，那你将来得入狱了。这众所周知。如果你需要支援，和黑社会结盟你将无往不利。