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[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]
-Monica: Oh my God!
嗯，天啊。
-Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot.
我知道，我是个大白痴。
I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.
她每周看四五次牙医时我就该了解，
I mean, how clean can teeth get?
我指牙齿能有多干净？
-Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
我哥正承受着这种痛苦，一副失魂落魄的样子。你是怎么熬过来的？
-Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-
你可以偶然地,砸烂她贵重的东西，比如她的……
-Monica: -leg?
……腿？
-Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
这样也不赖！我……我砸烂了她的表。
-Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded my boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
你真的砸烂过她的表？哇！我做过的最坏的事情是，我撕碎了男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。
-Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
那可惹不得你哦
-Monica: That's right.
对啊。
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.
-Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry...
Barry，真是对不起。
I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on,
你一定认为此事与我那次说的话有关，关于你做爱时，穿着袜子，
but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me,
其实不是，问题出在我身上，我……
and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.)
Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look,
电话又掉线了，不管怎么样….瞧瞧
I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel,
我知道某个女孩将异常幸运地成为Finkel Barry太太，
but it isn't me, it's not me.
但那不是我，不是我。
And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance to...
而我现在连我自己是谁都不知道，但你还应该给我一个机会向你……
(The machine cuts her off again and she redials.)
