-Sheldon：Gentlemen, I have a question about dating and relationships.
各位，我想问一个恋爱方面的问题。
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More to the point, it's about finding a way to keep Leonard and Stephanie together.
总的来说，就是要想办法让Leonard和Stephanie继续交往下去。
-Howard：Oh, I don't think you can.
我觉得你办不到。
-Sheldon：Well, why not?
为什么？
-Howard：Look at Leonard's record. 27 days with Joyce Kim.
看看Leonard的情史吧，他和Joyce Kim交往了27天。
-Raj：During which she defected to North Korea.
然后她就叛逃回北朝鲜了。

-Howard：Two booty calls with Leslie Winkle.
和Leslie Winkle嘿咻了两次。
-Raj：For which she awarded him the nickname Speed of Light Leonard.
她因此还授予了他一个外号--光速Leonard。
-Howard：And the three hour dinner with Penny.
和Penny共进了三小时的晚餐。
-Raj：Which would have been two and a half if they ordered the souffle when they sat down.
而如果他们一进去就点蛋奶酥的话那就只有两个半小时了。
-Howard：Based on the geometric progression, his relationship with Stephanie should have ended after 20 minutes.
根据等比级数定律，他和Stephanie的关系本应在见面后的20分钟后完蛋。
-Sheldon：Yes, I'm aware of the math.
这个我会算。
Y equals 27 days over 12 to the nth.
Y等于27天的12次方根。
The issue remains.
问题仍然存在。
How do we circumvent his inevitable rejection?
我们怎么避免他被甩这个怪圈呢？
-Raj：Well, if you want to guarantee his appeal to Stephanie, your best bet would be to kill all the other men on the planet.
想要确保他一直和Stephanie在一起，最好的办法就是把地球上的其他男人宰了。