Sheldon：Good morning, Leonard.
早上好Leonard。
Yeah. We're gonna have to stop by pottery barn on the way to work. I bought these star wars sheets, but they turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night's sleep.
我们开车去上班的路上要在陶瓷大库房[家居专卖店]停一下，我在那里买了星战床单。但躺在这上面实在是太刺激了，我根本不能安心睡觉。
I don't like the way Darth Vader stares at me.
黑武士盯着我看使我很不爽。
Leonard：I'm not going to work.
我不去上班了。

Sheldon：Oh, just because your career's been stagnant for a few years, that's no reason to give up.
就算你的研究生涯这几年里毫无建树，那也没必要放弃啊。

（在谢耳朵眼里，别人的研究永远都是毫无价值。就像当初他第一次跟他们的新主任打招呼，就说人家这辈子唯一成功的实验是点燃了自己的屁...）

Leonard：Sheldon, I was up all night using the new freeelectron laser for Xray diffraction experiment.
Sheldon我整晚都没睡，我在用自由电子激光束做X射线散射实验。
Sheldon：Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?
是不是激光束碰巧把你视网膜烤焦了。
Leonard：No.
没。
Sheldon：Then you can drive. Let's go.
那你就能开车了，快走。

（瞧见了吧。谢耳朵怎么可能真的去关心别人呢？）

Leonard：Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights and that you'd have to make other arrangements?
我不是告诉你了么，我现在是晚上工作，你要另外想办法了。
Sheldon：You did.
是啊。
Leonard：And?
所以？
Sheldon：I didn't. Let's go.
可我的时间没改。走吧。（你是真听不懂呢，还是真听不懂呢？）
Leonard：Good night, Sheldon.
晚安Sheldon。
Sheldon：But how am I going to get to work?
那我怎么去上班啊？
Leonard：Take the bus.
乘公交车。
Sheldon：I can't take the bus anymore.
我再也不能乘公交车了。
They don't have seat belts, and they won't let you latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords.
座位上没安全带，而且他们不让我用橡皮筋把自己拴在座椅上。
Leonard：You tried to latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords?
你想用橡皮筋把自己捆在座椅上？
Sheldon：I didn't try. I succeeded. But for some reason, it alarmed the other passengers and I was asked to debus.
我不是光想，我确实那么做了。但不知为什么其他乘客对此很惊慌，他们让我滚下车。

（谢耳朵永远不会在乎周围的人怎么看自己。他可以随心所欲地像个外星人那样为所欲为，然后当大家向他投来看怪物似的眼光时，他又一副无辜的样子......）

Leonard：Oh, you're a big boy. You'll figure it out.
傻孩子，你会自己想出办法的。
Sheldon：Don't talk to me like I'm a child. Now, take me to return my star wars sheets!
别把我当孩子，你现在立刻带我去退掉星战床单。（还真是个傻孩子啊！）