Sheldon：Fifteen years old.
15岁。
Dennis Kim is 15 years old, and he's already correcting my work.
丹尼斯•金才15岁就已经能纠正我的研究成果了。
Today, I went from being Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, to...
今天，我从莫扎特一下子变成了……
You know that other guy.
那个，另一个人。
Howard：Antonio Salieri?
安东尼奥•萨利埃雷? (宫廷乐师，据称因嫉妒而害死莫扎特)
Sheldon：Oh God, now even you're smarter than me.
天啊，现在连你也比我聪明了。
Howard：You know, Sheldon, you don't have so many friends
我说，Sheldon，你并没有那么多朋友
That you can afford to start insulting them.
能让你随意侮辱。
Leonard：Just eat, Sheldon, you'll feel better.
吃点东西吧Sheldon，吃完你就会感觉好一点。
Sheldon：Why waste food?
何必再浪费食物？

In Texas, when a cow goes dry, they don't keep feeding it,
在德克萨斯，要是一头奶牛不产奶了，他们才不会继续喂它，
They just take her out and shoot her between the eyes.
他们会把它带出去，对准脑门来一枪。

（不知道这是不是真的，不过即使真有这回事，恐怕也只有Sheldon这样有才的活宝才能打出这样的比方。）

Penny：I'm confused.
我给弄糊涂了。
Did Sheldon stop giving milk?
Sheldon不产奶了?

（好吧，Penny，你尽管嘲笑吧。待会儿你就会领教Sheldon的狠招了。他说话时从不会故意伤人，却总能把人伤得淋漓尽致......）

Leonard：You can't let this kid get to you.
别为了这个小孩子闷闷不乐。
You always knew that someday someone would come along who was younger and smarter.
你知道总有一天会有人比你年轻比你聪明。
Sheldon：Yes, but I assumed I would've been dead hundreds of years
是，可我认为那时我已死了几百年了。
And that there'd be an asterisk by his name because he'd be a cyborg.
asterisk：星号 cyborg：电子人，半机器人
而且他的名字后面还有个*号，注释着他是个半机器人。
Penny：So you've got a little competition.
这么说，你有一个小竞争对手了。
I really don't see what the big deal is.
我不明白这有什么大不了的。
Sheldon：Well, of course you don't.
你当然不会明白。
You've never excelled at anything.
excel：优于，擅长
你从来没有成为过顶尖人物。
Penny：I don't understand
我不明白…
Exactly how did he get any friends in the first place?
他最初是怎么交到朋友的？

（不光你不明白，我们大家都不明白说话杀人不见血的Sheldon最开始是怎么交到这几个好朋友的。这几个人在谢耳朵的炮火攻击下居然活了下来，实属不易。）