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Dad, why are you banging your butt against the tube?
老爸，你干吗老用屁股撞这管道啊？
I'm trying to butt-dial the house. It's number one on the speed-dial, so it should be easy.
我在试着用屁股往家里打电话。我把它设在了快拨一号键上，所以应该不会太困难。
Ralph's pizza. You want your usual, bobby?
拉尔夫披萨店。还是老几样，是吧鲍伯？
The house is on speed-dial two.
应该是快拨二号键。
Mom, phone. -You get it. -No, you get it.
老妈，接电话。-你去接。-我不去，你去。
Hi-yo. -Charlie, Charlie, it's daddy, honey.
嗨呦。-查莉，查莉，我是爸爸啊，宝贝。
Listen, go tell your mother we're stuck in a tube. At that kids' place at the mall. What's the name of this place?
听着，去告诉你妈妈我们卡在管道里了。在一个游乐场。这地方叫什么？
Dad, she's two. -Good point. Charlie, go get your mommy. -Bye-bye.
爸 她才两岁。-说得好。查莉，去找你妈妈。-拜拜。
Good going, dad.
干得好，老爸。
I'm not the one who got stuck in a tube. Well, I'm not the first one anyway.
卡在这里的又不是我。好吧，总之我不是第一个。
No, this is all your fault. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't even need this stupid job.
不，这都怪你。要不是为了还清账单，我才不会来找这白痴工作。
Hey, you're the one who went over her texting minutes. Actions do have consequences.
嘿，你才是那个透支话费的人。事出必有因。
Not for P.J.It's like you hold me to a totally different standard.
PJ怎么就没事。就好像给我定制了另一套标准。
Yeah, I treat you differently. -But why?
没错，我对你是有所不同。-但这是为什么啊？
Look, Teddy, this isn't about P.J.This is about you. I have high expectations. That's why I'm tough on you.
听着，泰迪，这不是关于PJ。这全是关于你。我对你抱有很大的期望。所以我才会对你严格要求。
Dad, that's not fair.
老爸，这太不公平了。
Oh, honey, look, I hold you to a high standard. Because you are capable of great things. -I am?
噢，宝贝，听着，我为你树立高标准严要求。因为你是个能干大事的人。-真的？
Well, in the future. Today you were defeated by an octopus costume. And a plastic tube. -Thanks, daddy.
那个，是在将来。今天你只是被章鱼套装和塑料管道打败了的悲剧女。-谢谢，老爸。
What was that? -That sounded like...Whoa! Ow!
什么声音？-声音像是...天啊！疼啊！
