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Monica: Ok, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off it ok.
好，大家注意听，明天是艾蜜莉再婚的日子，我们要尽全力转移罗斯的注意力。
Joey: Oh, yeah, good idea.
对，好主意。
Chandler: Hey man, what's up?
你怎么了？
Ross: Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow.
正在想艾蜜莉明天结婚的事。
Joey: Ooh, Ross, look! Look!
罗斯，你看！
Ross: What? Where?
看什么？在哪里？
Joey: Right over there! Right there! Look-look-look!
就在那儿啊，快看……
Ross: What am I looking at?
你要我看什么？
Joey: Somebody help me out here!
谁来帮帮我啊！
Phoebe: Hey!
嗨！
All: Hey!
嗨！
Gary: How are you?
你们好吗？
Phoebe: Monica, sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
莫妮卡，抱歉我昨晚没过去，我跟盖瑞在一起。他用警车载我去兜风，我们还阻止了一起犯罪。
Joey: You got to go on a ride-along? !
你可以坐警车去兜风？
Phoebe: Uh-huh!
嗯哼！
Joey: Wh- I wanna go on a ride-along!
我也要坐警车兜风！
Ross: Yeah me too!
我也是！
Gary: Ok!
好啊！
Chandler: Yeah, yeah! Me too!
我也要！
Gary: Really? ! You?
你真的要？
Chandler: Yeah.
是啊。
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
有点危险喔。
Chandler: Well, I like danger.
我喜欢危险。
Gary: Ok, you guys free tonight?
好，你们今天晚上有空吗？
Joey & Ross: Yeah! !
有……！
Chandler: Tonight? You-you didn't say it was gonna be at nighttime.
今晚？你刚才没说是在晚上。
Rachel: Hey!
嗨！
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
真高兴你回家了，今晚总算能整理这些相片！
Rachel: Ohh, thank God! Finally!
谢天谢地，终于要整理了！
Monica: Ok, I've broken them down into categories. Ok, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candid, you know...
我已经把照片分门别类，有假日类、生日和偷拍……
Monica: And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, ohlet's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See?
我已经依照主题做好了交叉搜寻。好比你要找生日和狗，就会找到152号相片。你看？
Rachel: Ohh, it's me and Le Poo! Wow! I miss that dog.
是我和拉普，我真怀念那条狗。
Monica: Aw. We could also find him under umm, dog and dead.
你也能在狗和死亡项目之中，找到拉普。
Rachel: Great! Thanks!
太好了，多谢！
Monica: Ok. All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one. That's the last one.
把另一箱照片递给我，那是最后一箱。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Rachel: Oops. Sorry! Well, good thing you numbered all of 'em, huh?
糟糕，对不起啦！幸好你有写上号码，对吧？
Monica: I hadn't! Photo 152 was a prototype.
还没，152号相片是范例。
Rachel: Ohhhh. Honey, honey, honey, it's ok, it's ok honey. How about I fix you a drink, huh? Maybe a margarita?
亲爱的，别难过……我帮你弄杯喝的？玛格莉特好吗？
Monica: Ross has the blender! Ugh, everything's just falling apart!
果汁机在罗斯那里，一切都毁了！
Rachel: No, honey, it's ok! Listen, I'll go to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.
亲爱的，不碍事！我去找罗斯拿果汁机，你先准备玛格莉特的材料。
Monica: All right, his keys are in the drawer. You know what? I also need some cash.
好吧，他家钥匙放在抽屉里。我还需要一些现金。
Rachel: Ok, you want me to stop at the ATM?
你要我去自动柜员机领吗？
Monica: No. While you're at Ross's if you see any lying around...
不用，到罗斯家里拿就好……
Rachel: What? !
什么？
Monica: What? ! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!
什么？我不做那种事的！
Ross: That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
你逼问那家伙的方式，真是太酷了。
Chandler: It is starting to get dark out there.
天色越来越黑了。
Ross: He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
他什么都招了，他对你毫不保留！
Gary: Yeah well, being he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
对，他是受害者，他们通常都很好说话。
Chandler: Ok. But it is officially nighttime.
好，正式进入夜晚了。
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, you want me to grab the berry for ya?
盖瑞，要我帮你拿“浆果”吗？
Gary: It's called the cherry.
这叫做“樱桃”。
Ross: It's called Chandler! !
这叫做……钱德！
Joey: Ok, I got it! This place makes the best sandwich in the world!
买到了，这家店做的三明治，世界第一！
Gary: Hey Joe, does it have meatballs on it?
乔伊，里头有肉球吗？
Joey: Oh-ho-yeah!
没错。
Gary: Yeah! Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
有融化的起司和大蒜番茄酱吗？
Joey: Yeah-oh!
有！
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
那就不能在我的车上吃。
Joey: Yeah ok. Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.
好吧。买这部警车的钱，我缴的税也有一份。
Chandler: Your tax dollars?
你缴的税？
Joey: Yeah, ok.
好啦。（你缴的）
Chandler: Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.
这个三明治还真香。
Joey: Did I say you could smell it? !
我有说你可以闻吗？
Chandler: I can't smell your sandwich?
闻个三明治都不行？
Joey: Half the taste is in the smell! You-you're sucking up all the taste units!
香味就占去了好吃的一半，你把好吃的都吸光了！
Chandler: Ok, I'll give them back. Look! What is so great about that sandwich?
好吧，还给你。这三明治到底棒在哪里？
Joey: Ok, imagine, the best sex you've ever had.
想想你做爱最爽的一次。
Chandler: Ok.
好。
Joey: Are you thinking about Monica? Chandler: Yeah.
你想的是莫妮卡吗？是啊。
Joey: Yeah, what's that like?
是什么感觉？
Rachel: Ohh! Oh please don't be from a real dinosaur! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Made in Mexico! Yes! ! Ugh, who would buy this? !
拜托不要是真的恐龙！千万不要……墨西哥制造，好耶！谁会买这种东西？
Monica: Rach! It's me! Pick up!
瑞秋，是我，快接啊！
Rachel: Hey! What's up?
什么事？
Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.
我做玛格莉特还缺材料，我要盐、玛格莉特调汁，还有龙舌兰酒。
Rachel: So all we have is ice?
我们家里只有冰块喔？
Monica: See if he has ice.
看看他有没有冰块。
Rachel: Okay.
好吧。
Emily: Hello Ross? It's Emily. I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am...
罗斯，我是艾蜜莉。我知道这很突然，但是我明天就要结婚了，或许……
Emily: I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me?
我一直在想你。不知道我们太快放弃，是不是一个错误。你有在想我吗？
Emily: Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
一定没有，如果有的话，今晚打给我。好吧，再见。
Rachel: Oh. Oh!
噢，噢！
Ross: So where're we going next?
下一站是哪里？
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
这个目击证人不回我电话，我们去他家堵他。
Chandler: Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we?
去堵他？他不会生气吧？
Joey: Come on, man! Listen so uh, you're gonna squeeze the perp's shoes a little bit before he lawyer's up?
得了吧你！那你会在那贼人的律师出现前，先从他身上挤出一些汁来？
Gary: It's a witness not a perp and no one talks like that!
那是目击证人，不是贼人，而且没有人会那样说话！
Ross: Yeah, no one talks like that!
是啊，没人会那样说话！
Joey: Oh what? Like you're Mr. Cop!
你以为你是警察啊？
Ross: Hey, I'm more cop than you two!
我比你们两个都像警察！
Chandler: How do you figure that?
什么意思？
Ross: Hello! I'm in the front seat, ok? I'm Gary's partner!
醒醒吧，我坐在前座，我是盖瑞的搭档。
Chandler: You know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It sounds gay.
你说搭档的时候不像警察，倒像是同志。
Ross: Umm, jealous!
嫉妒！
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're undercover here.
嘿，我们这是秘密出勤。
Ross: Oh yeah, no problem.
好，没问题。
Gary: Ross!
罗斯！
Ross: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, there!
抱歉……好了。
Ross: Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!
盖瑞，我是谁？打电话回家！
Chandler: Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors.
看看这位罗斯警官跟访客一起坐到后座了。
Joey: Yeah, what's up with that Serpico? "What's up with that, Serpico?"
是啊，这是怎么一回事呢塞尔皮科？（《冲突》中的警察）是啊，这是怎么一回事呢塞尔皮科？
Emily: Are you thinking about me? No, of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Ok, bye.
你有在想我吗？一定没有。如果有的话，今晚打给我。好吧，再见。
Monica: Nooo!
不！
Rachel: I know!
我知道！
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
幸好先被你听到了，我们一定要把这留言洗掉！
Rachel: Wh-what? ! We can't do that!
什么？我们不能那样！
Monica: We have to! I mean what if Ross hears that, and he calls her back and then they get back together?
非这样不可！万一罗斯听到了，回电给她，他们又复合了怎么办？
Monica: Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
你希望那样吗？看到罗斯跟那个控制欲超强，神经兮兮的疯子艾蜜莉复合？那个不让罗斯见你的艾蜜莉？
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He-he should not get back together with her.
不行，万万不可……罗斯绝对不能和她复合。
Rachel: I mean I know that, you know that, even Ross knows that! But that still doesn't give us the right toerase his message!
你知我知，就连罗斯都知道。但我们还是没有权力，擅自洗掉给罗斯的留言！
Monica: I'm his sister, ok? And I love him! I don't wanna see him get hurt! Come on! Doesn't that give me the right to control him- help, him?
我可是他的妹妹！我爱他，不想看他受到伤害。拜托，难道我没有权利控制……帮助他吗？
Rachel: I don't think he's the one who needs help.
我觉得需要帮忙的不是他。
Monica: Look, she's obviously unstable, ok? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day.
艾蜜莉非常不稳定，她竟然想在结婚当天逃跑。
Monica: Ok, fine! But let me- look at the position she's putting him in! And what's he gonna do? Like- Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage? !
好啦，但你看看，她让罗斯陷入了什么处境。你要罗斯怎么办？难不成在艾蜜莉结婚当天，跑去破坏婚礼？
Monica: I mean, who would do that? ! Ok, fine, all right, but that's you know, that was different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
谁做得出那种事？好啦，不过这是两码子事。虽然有很多人都被卷进来了。
Rachel: Ugh!
啊！
Monica: You know what, this is obviously some twisted joke she's trying to play on him.
艾蜜莉显然想用变态的笑话，来恶整罗斯。
Rachel: Ok, you are crazy! I'm sorry, but she sounded genuinely upset! I mean, listen!
够了，你疯了！她听起来真的很沮丧！你听听就知道！
Answering Machine: Your messages have been erased.
您的留言已经清除。
Rachel: Noooooooo!
不……
Monica: Well, that worked out well. Margarita?
这样就省事多了，要喝玛格莉特吗？
Chandler: Ok, you know, we-we're safe right? I mean nothing bad can go down!
我们很安全，对吧？不可能会有厄运降临！
Gary: No. But that reminds me, sign this.
对，不过我倒想起来了，签一下这个。
Ross: What is it?
这是什么？
Gary: It's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrape your knee or you know, get your head blown off.
没什么，只是断腿或脑袋开花，也不能告到市政府头上。
Chandler: Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
快点喔，我要签。
Gary: Ok, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing? !
好，他来了。他在干嘛？搞什么鬼？
Ross: What? What? What? What is it?
什么？……怎么了？
Joey: Is-is everything ok?
没事吧？
Chandler: What's going on?
发生什么事？
Gary: Ok, he sees us. Don't move. And don't look at him.
他看到我们了，别动，不要看他。
Gary: Hey, it's ok. It was just a car backfire. Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. See that? You see what he did?
没事的，只是车子逆火。看看，你想用身体掩护朋友。看到他冒命拯救朋友没？
Joey: You ok man?
你没事吧？
Ross: Uh-huh. Thanks Joey!
乔伊，谢了！
Chandler: Uh, hello! !
喂？
Joey: Hi. You all right?
嗨。没事吧？
Monica: All right, I guess we should go.
我们应该走了。
Rachel: No, wait, wait.
等等……
Monica: Oh yeah right!
对，钱拿走！
Rachel: No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!
不是啦，莫妮卡……！莫妮卡，我们得补救这个。
Monica: There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!
我们无能为力啊，你已经把留言洗掉了！
Rachel: Yeah, but maybe I could call his machine and re-create, the message. All right, ok...umm...
或许我可以再打电话进来，重新假造一段同样的留言。我来试试……
Rachel: Hello, Ross, this is Rachel-Emily. God, what is it with those two names? Umm, I just so wanted to say that I'm going to be getting married...to...another...British person.
罗斯，我是瑞秋……艾蜜莉。天啊，这两个名字到底是怎么回事？我打来只是要说我就快要……跟另外一个英国人结婚了。
Rachel: And I'm-m-m I'm having doubts and...scones...Oh God! I can't remember what she said.
我心里很疑惑……天啊！我忘记她说了什么。
Monica: Yeah, that's the problem with this plan.
是啊，问题就在这里。
Monica:All right Rachel, come on. You know what, eh the message is erased. There's nothing we can do all right. He's never gonna find out about it.
瑞秋，留言已经洗掉了，我们无能为力。罗斯永远不会发现的。
Rachel:Well- I-I could tell him about it.
我可以告诉他啊。
Monica: Look, if you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! All right? Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. I just, I don't wanna be a part of it.
如果你想要这么明理的话，我也争不过你。好啦，你要说就说，我不想介入。
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
或许又是艾蜜莉打来的，她想说一样的话。
Ross: Hey Ross! It's you! I just want you to remember this feeling.
罗斯，是你啊！我只是要你记得这种感觉。
