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Ross:You are lucky to be alive! So live everyday to the fullest. Love yourself, ok? Ok. Oh, and-and also getstamps. Bye!
活着是一种幸运，所以每一天都要活得精彩。珍爱自己，好吗？好吧，也别忘了买邮票，再见。
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
只要把这留言放给艾蜜莉听，所有的问题就都解决了！
Rachel: Oh. Right?
是吗？
Gary: Hey, anybody wanna meet a hero?
谁要来见见英雄？
Phoebe: John Glenn is here? !
约翰·格伦（美国第一位宇航员）来了？
Gary: No, Joey!
不，是乔伊！
Phoebe: Joey's never been to outer space.
乔伊没有上过太空啊。
Ross: Pheebs, we had the most incredible night! Ok, so, we're in the car...
菲比，今晚真是太不可思议了！我们在警车里……
Gary: Wait! Hold on!
慢着！
Gary: Hi.
嗨。
Phoebe: Hi!
嗨！
Gary: Ok, go ahead.
好，继续说。
Ross: Ok, ok, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!
好……我们在警车里，突然砰得一声！有人开枪。乔伊完全不顾自己的安危，扑到我身上保护我！
Phoebe: My God, Joey!
天啊，乔伊！
Chandler: It was a car backfire!
那是汽车逆火放屁的声音！
Ross: Yeah, but-but he didn't know that!
对，但是当时他并不知道。
Joey: Yeah, I didn't know that.
对，我不知道。
Ross: And it could've just as easily have been a bullet.
那很有可能会是子弹的。
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
乔伊，有没有想过要当警察？警界很需要你这种人。
Chandler: Who jumps at loud noises!
听到巨响就吓得跳起来！
Ross: Wow! I could've died tonight.
我今晚有可能丧命的。
Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! You know what, I'm gonna go home before Ross starts rambling about his new-found respect for life.
对，如果那部放屁的车，把你碾过去的话。我先回家去了，省得罗斯大谈人生新发现。
Ross: I do have a newfound respect for life.
我的人生的确有了新发现。
Chandler: Oh my God!
我的上帝啊！
Phoebe: Ross, I could've told you, you weren't gonna die today.
罗斯，我早该跟你说，你今天不会死的。
Ross: What? You know when I'm gonna die?
你知道我什么时候会死？
Gary: Sweet you wanna get some dinner?
亲爱的，你要吃晚餐吗？
Phoebe: Sure! Yeah! Oh, you know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.
好啊！你知道吗，若现在听到枪声，我一定会扑倒在你身上。
Gary: Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk in a bad neighborhood.
是吗？那我们或许应该，去穷凶恶极的社区散步。
Phoebe: Ok!
好。
Gary: All right.
好的。
Phoebe: Bye!
再见！
Ross and Joey: Bye!
再见！
Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
罗斯，你别再闹了，我不想在同一天里，先是救你又痛扁你一顿！
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
你刚才怎么先离开了？
Chandler: Oh, just go out for a walk, round the living room. Whatever...
我只是去散步，在客厅里绕来绕去……
Joey: Something wrong?
有什么不对吗？
Chandler: No. No I'm just tired. You know, from-from the walk.
没有，我只是累了，走路走累了。
Joey: Ok.
好吧。
Chandler: You dove in front of Ross! Ross!
你扑上去救罗斯！罗斯！
Joey: That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!
原来是这么一回事。天啊，你恨罗斯！
Chandler: Not hate Ross!
我没有恨罗斯！
Joey: Of course you do! I saved him! You're mad at me! It all adds up! You want Ross out of the picture.
你当然有！我救了他，你生我的气，这样全都说得通了。你想铲除罗斯？
Chandler: What picture?
铲除什么？
Joey: I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!
不知道，但是我不喜欢你刚才说的话！
Chandler: I'm very glad you saved Ross in the car backfire, but it could've been a bullet and you, you know, you didn't try to save me!
我很高兴你在汽车放屁事件中，救了罗斯一命。但那若真的是子弹怎么办？你竟然救他不救我！
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you!
原来你是在气这个，你以为我觉得罗斯比你重要。
Joey:No! I...knew...you could take care of yourself. You know? I mean Ross, he needs help. He's not street like us!
不是这样的……我知道你能照顾自己。罗斯需要别人帮忙，他不像你我见过大场面。
Chandler: When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line.
话说到头，你宁愿先去救罗斯，也不来救我。这才是重点。
Joey: Well-no, not exactly! All right, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Ok?
不完全是这样！其实我那不是要救罗斯。
Joey:My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was, I-I was trying to save my sandwich.
我的三明治在罗斯旁边，我是要救我的三明治。
Chandler: From a bullet!
怕它被枪打到？
Joey: I know it doesn't make much sense...
我知道这说来没啥道理……
Chandler: Much sense? !
岂止没啥道理！
Joey: Look Chandler, it was instinct! Ok? I just went for it!
钱德，那是本能反应，当下就扑过去了！
Chandler: So you risked your life, for a sandwich!
所以你冒生命危险去救三明治！
Joey: I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler, this, is, the greatest sandwich in the world!
我知道这听起来很夸张，但这可是世界上最棒的三明治！
Chandler: So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.
所以你并不觉得罗斯比我重要。
Joey: No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!
是啊，我绝对不会那样！你就像是我的亲兄弟！
Chandler: Really? !
真的？
Joey: Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me...
对，为了证明你对我的意义……
Joey: here.
给你。
Chandler: Thanks.
谢了！
Joey: No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!
轻一点，这不是热狗！
Joey: How good is that?
是不是很好吃？
Chandler: Oh-oi-ho, yeah!
好吃！
Joey: See?
看吧！
Chandler: Hm-hmm.
嗯哼。
Joey: Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what're you doing? !
慢着，你在干嘛？
Chandler: I thought you were showing me how much I mean to you.
你在向我证明我对你的意义。
Joey: Yeah. With a bite! Gee-e-e-eez!
是啊，一口！拜托！
Rachel: Hey! Hi!
嘿！嗨！
Ross: Rach, what uh, what're you doing here?
瑞秋，你在这里干嘛？
Rachel: Hey! You know what? You are in our apartment all the time! Ok? This is, this is just a drop in the bucket mister!
你动不动就往我们的公寓跑，我这只是小小的回应，先生！
Ross: You know, it-it doesn't matter. The important thing, is that you're here. You're my friend, and you'rehere. Oh!
没关系啦，重点是你来了。你是我朋友，而你来到了这里。噢！
Rachel: Huh. Ok, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?
好，我有一点点害怕 罗斯，你是怎么了？
Ross: Uh, the most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
今晚发生了最不寻常的事，我还以为自己要完了，我真正面临到了濒死经验！
Rachel: What? ! Wh-what happened? !
什么？……怎么回事？
Ross: Ok, ok, we were on the ride-along with Gary, right?
我们不是跟盖瑞，坐警车兜风吗？
Rachel: Yeah!
对！
Ross: And somebody took a shot at me!
有人向我开枪！
Rachel: Wow, really? !
真的吗？
Ross: No, a car backfired, but I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, I...I survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life.
不是，是车子放屁，但我当时以为是有人对我开枪。瑞秋，我劫后余生！我的人生拥有了全新视野。
Ross: You know? I-I wanna experience every moment. I wanna seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everythingso-so clearly now.
我要真切体验每一刻，我要把握每一个机会。现在的一切都变得好清晰。
Rachel: Because a car backfired?
全都是因为汽车放屁？
Ross: Ok, why are you here?
好吧，你来这里干嘛？
Rachel: Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but um, Emily called you today.
我不知道这件事符不符合，你所谓的“把握今朝”，不过艾蜜莉今天打了电话给你。
Ross: You talked to her?
你跟她说了话？
Rachel: No, she left a message. But it-it kinda got erased. I mean, there's some- something wrong with your machine.
没有，她在你电话里留言。不过留言被洗掉了，我是说，你的答录机有问题。
Ross: Well, ok, what-what did she say?
那她说了什么？
Rachel: Well, uh, something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.
说什么对结婚的事有点反悔，说你们分手是个错误，她要你回电话。
Ross: Wow!
哇哦！
Rachel: Now, that-that was a good thing that I told you, right?
我跟你说这件事很对吧？
Ross: Huh? Yeah! Yes, of course!
是啊，当然是这样！
Rachel: Ok. Thank you! Thank you! Because- all right. I'm gonna go scoot tell Monica that I was right.
谢谢你……！我要去跟莫妮卡说，我这样做是对的。
Rachel: Because you know what? She didn't want- not important. Point is, I was right. Your decision. Ok? I was right. Your decision.
因为你知道吗？她不希望…… 那不重要。重点是我是对的，你自己的决定。我是对的，你自己决定要不要回电。
Ross: Right. I guess, I guess I should call Emily.
对。我猜我应该回电给艾蜜莉。
Rachel: Ok, no, that's not the right decision. That's not right, that's not, no Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Ok, Ross, I mean, do you really wanna get back into that?
不对，你的决定不对……罗斯，你清醒一点！那个女人把你给整惨了！罗斯，你真的想要再来一次？
Ross: Ok, look, yesterday I wouldn't've even considered calling her back, but my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near death experience. I mean, that-that's gotta mean something, right?
如果她是在昨天打来的，我压根不会想回电。但在我面对濒死经验的同一天，我的前妻正好打电话来，这一定有所含意，对吧？
Rachel: Ross! That was not a near death experience! That was barely an experience!
罗斯，那不是濒死经验，就连经验都谈不上了！
Ross: You weren't there! Ok, maybe this is something that I-I'm supposed to seize! You know?
当时你并不在场！或许这就是我应该把握的事。
Rachel: Ok, you know what? Maybe, this is not about seizing stuff. Maybe this is about escaping stuff.
好吧，你知道吗？或许这无关把握或是不把握，或许这是关于逃避。
Ross: Huh.
哈。
Rachel: Ok I mean, look-look today. I mean you escaped death, you know? And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with Emily.
就拿今天来说，你逃过了……死亡。或许这是你逃避的机会，不去和艾蜜莉复合。
Ross: That does make sense. Because I do wanna seize some opportunity, but I-I really don't wanna see or talk to her.
还蛮有道理的。因为我要把握住这个机会，不和她见面或联络。
Rachel: Well, th-there you go!
这就对了！
Ross: Yeah-ah. Yeah. Maybe today is just, close call day.
或许今天只是“差点接电话”日。
Rachel: Close call day.
“差点接电话”日。
Ross: Hey, thanks Rach.
瑞秋，谢了。
Rachel: Ohh, honey no problem. Ok.
亲爱的，甭客气。
Ross: Oh wait-wait-wait! The message is blinking. Maybe you didn't erase it.
等等……留言灯在闪，或许留言没被洗掉。
Rachel: Oh?
哦？
Ross: "Hey Ross, it's you!" Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that.
“罗斯，是你啊！”这是旧的留言，没什么好听的。
Rachel: Yes.
没错。
Ross: Hey umm, was-was Monica here?
莫妮卡有来过吗？
Rachel: Yeah.
有啊。
Ross: Yeah, I want my money back.
要她把我的钱还来。
Rachel: Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
是要用来买邮票的吧？
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
菲比，盖瑞有真的中过枪吗？
Phoebe: Yes. Once. Yeah, a little. He kinda did it to himself. It's not really a good story.
有，一次。小小的一次。算是他自己打的，这不是什么好故事。
Ross: I wonder how I'd react under fire, you know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like if I was in a war or something.
不知道我置身战火会怎样？不是汽车放屁，是枪林弹雨。好比我在战场上之类的……
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make general before any of you guys.
我去打仗一定很厉害，一定会是很棒的军事领袖。跟你们这些人比起来，我一定会最先当上将军。
Chandler: Before or after you were shot by your own troops?
在你被自己的部下枪杀前，还是之后？
Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
我知道乔伊会在哪里，他一定会在散兵坑里保护大家。
Chandler: Yes, if the foxhole was lined with sandwiches.
对，如果那个散兵坑是用三明治围起来的话。
Joey: Yeah, hero sandwiches.
没错，英雄三明治。
Phoebe: Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war, in any way. But you know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all.
你们知道我主张和平，我对什么战争都没兴趣。不过等到革命的那一天来临，我一定要把你们消灭光光。
Phoebe: Not you Joey.
不是你乔伊。
