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Rachel: Ok, Chandler!
该钱德了！
Chandler: Ok.
好。
Rachel: And your horoscope says, 'On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift.'
你的星座运势说：“本月5日，某个特别的人会送你礼物。”
Chandler: Oh, well thank you in advance.
那就先谢了。
Rachel: Oh, but the twelfth brings a lover's spat.
却会在12日引发口角。
Monica: You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that? !
你要取笑我送你的礼物！为什么？！
Rachel: Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself.
19日有人会向你表白。
Joey: Hey you guys!
大家好！
Chandler: Hey!
嗨！
Rachel: Oh my God! It's Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. !
天哪，是“麦克与吉事”的 乔伊崔比亚尼是的，你今天开拍
Chandler: Oh that's right. It's your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?
准备好跟你的机器人拍档打击邪恶势力了吗？
Joey: Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I've dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing? !
还用问吗？在电视剧里担当主角？我想了好多年了怎么可能没有准备好？
Phoebe: No! Joey, you're gonna be great!
你一定会演得很棒！
Joey: But I gotta act with a robot Pheebs, and and I don't know anything about technology! I can't even use Chandler's computer except to find porn! And and that's only 'cause it's right there when you turn it on!
但我得跟机器人对戏，我对科技一窍不通！我只会用钱德的电脑找色情网站，那还是因为那是首页！
Monica: I think our lover's spat will start a little early this month.
我们本月份的口角会提前发生。
Phoebe: I'll be waiting.
我等你。
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? 'Cause you're really not supposed to do that.
你看封面选书？这样不对喔。
Phoebe: No, I'm just deciding which one to use I'm gonna start writing another book!
不是，我想选一本来用 我又要写书了
Rachel: Be because the last one was such a big seller?
因为上一本很畅销？
Phoebe: Well, if you must know, I have written 14 books. And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you that they have all been very well received. But you know, I lost all of them in the fire. So this one this one I'm gonna keep in an asbestos lined box far way from Rachel. Who I forgive.
告诉你，我已经写了十四本书，因为读者只有我一个，我可以告诉你们，反应很热烈。但是火灾把那些书都烧了，所以这本我要收在防火箱里，放得离瑞秋远远的，我原谅她。
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Chandler: Hey!
嘿！
Rachel: Hey!
嘿！
Ross: What're you guys doing later?
你们等一下有事吗？
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
瑞秋和我要去剪头发。
Rachel: We do?
有吗？
Phoebe: I wanna see what he wants first.
我想先知道他要干嘛。
Ross: I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.
我刚得知伊丽莎白她爸想见我。
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! You're not Elizabeth's dad? !
等等，且慢你不是伊丽莎白的爸爸？
Ross: Ok, that's the only one you get. And he hates me! Ok, apparently he asked Elizabeth why she'd wanna go out with a guy who couldn't get a girl his own age!
你只能损我这一次。他讨厌我！他问伊丽莎白为何要跟一个，不交同年龄女友的男人约会！
Rachel: Huh, and and what did she say to that?
那她怎么说？
Ross: And that's yours. Look, come on guys, I I really want this guy to like me. It it would really help me out if you guys could be here to kind of make me look good.
你也不能再损我了。拜托啦，我真的想让他喜欢我，你们要是能帮我一下就太好了。
All: Of course we'll help! Yeah! We'll be here!
我们当然帮你了！
Ross: Thanks!
谢谢！
Monica: We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.
谁都知道参加家长会很辛苦
The Producer: So uh, here's your office set!
这是你的办公室场景！
Joey: Wow! Huh? Mac Macaveli, private investigator! Ooh, huh, hey look at all the books I've read.
麦克麦可维利，私家侦探你看我读这么多书。
The Producer: Ok. Let's get you into wardrobe for a fitting.
我带你去试戏服。
Joey: Ok. Hey uh, when do I get to meet the robot?
好。什么时候跟机器人见面？
The Producer: I'm sorry, why don't we do that right now? He's right here.
抱歉，那就现在吧，他也在。
Joey: Ok.
好。
The Producer: Joey Tribbiani, this is…
乔伊崔比亚尼，这位……
Joey: Oh wow! He's so lifelike! Unbelievable!
真是栩栩如生了不起！这位是创造！
The Producer: This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.
操作吉事的韦恩。
Joey: How do you do there, Wayne?
韦恩，你好。
The Producer: I'll let you two guys get acquainted, huh?
你们两个慢慢聊。
Joey: Ok.
好。
Joey: Sorry about that...Uh, so where's C.H.E.E.S.E. ?
刚才很抱歉吉事呢？
Wayne: C.H.E.E.S.E. is right here.
吉事就在这里。
C.H.E.E.S.E. : Nice to meet you Mac!
麦克，幸会！
Joey: This is like the temporary robot, right?
它是半成品吧？
Wayne: No. Why?
不是，怎么了？
Joey: Well, I I just, I just thought it was gonna be like a really cool robot, you know? Like the Terminator or uh, when I first saw you.
我以为它会长得很酷，像终结者，或刚才的你。
Wayne: I spent two years developing this machine, it's absolutely state of the art.
我花了2年研发这台机器，它非常先进。
Joey: I'm sorry, it just I don't know it doesn't really look like it can do anything.
抱歉，只是它看起来一无是处。
Wayne: It can do this.
它会这样。
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
这是我爸，保罗史提芬斯。爸，这是罗斯盖勒。
Ross: It it's great to meet you Paul.
保罗，你好。
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeth's boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
我比较喜欢伊丽莎白的男友，叫我史提芬斯先生。
Ross: Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.
没问题，史提芬斯先生。
Paul: So, Ross, what's your problem?
罗斯……你有什么毛病？
Ross: Eh wh Excuse me?
什么？
Paul: Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?
为什么不交年龄相近的女友？
Ross: That's funny. Umm.... It's not funny.
真好笑……不好笑。
Paul: I don't like you going out with my daughter Ross.
我不喜欢你跟我女儿交往。
Ross: Ok. Um, I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think, if you give me umm, one chance, I can, I can change your mind.
好，我看得出来，但要是你给我机会，我一定能改变你的看法。
Paul: Ok.
好。
Ross: What?
什么？
Paul: Ok. I'll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute.
好，我给你机会改变我的看法，计时1分钟。
Elizabeth: Daddy!
爸！
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
好吧！2分钟，开始。
Ross: This is you
这是……你……
Paul: A minute 50 seconds.
1分50秒。
Ross: Ok, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean I've been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a student I mean I not not it! I mean, I mean I don't We haven't done it. Uh, we, I mean, I mean, we've we've we've done stuff. But Ok, ok, a joke, a joke, lighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.
好，我以前没做过这种事，我是说我跟别人交往过，但是我没跟学生做过……不……不是那档事，我们还没做过！当然我们做过一些事……好，讲个笑话轻松一下，两个男人走进酒吧，一个是爱尔兰人
Paul: I'm Irish.
我是爱尔兰人。
Ross: And the Irish guy wins the joke!
结果爱尔兰人赢了！
Monica: Ross!
罗斯！
Chandler: Ross!
罗斯！
Monica: How crazy that we'd run into you!
居然会在这里遇见你！
Ross: Oh God, thank you! Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens, I'd like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
天哪，谢谢你们！史提芬斯先生，他们是我朋友，菲比，莫妮卡和钱德。
Paul: Phoebe.
菲比。
Phoebe: Hello.
你好。
Ross: Hi. Monica.
你好，莫妮卡。
Monica: Hi.
嗨！
Paul: Chunder.
强德。
Chandler: It's Chandler.
是钱德。
Paul: Never gonna remember that.
我记不住的。
Chandler: Ok.
好。
Phoebe: Wow, so you're Elizabeth's father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness.
你是伊丽莎白的父亲？难怪她有一种……粗犷的美。
Monica: Is is is there a a Mrs. Stevens?
你有史提芬斯夫人吗？
Chandler: There's a Mr. Bing!
你有宾先生！
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzie's mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
没有，丽莎出生不久，她妈妈就过世了我一手把她带大。
Phoebe and Monica: Ohh!
噢！
Paul: I get that a lot.
我常碰上这种反应。
Ross: Ok, umm, why don't we all take a seat, you know? And uh, and I'll get us all some uh some coffees Yeah, why don't you.
好，大家都坐吧，我去帮大家点个咖啡。
Ross: Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. You know? Whatever pops into your head.
你来你们先随便聊，想到什么就聊什么。
Monica: You know, it is so strange seeing Ross here this time of day, 'cause usually he's at the children's hospital.
我这时候在这里遇见罗斯真怪，他通常都要去儿童医院。
Phoebe: Yeah. Not looking for dates.
不是去约会喔。
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Ross's sister.
莫妮卡是罗斯的妹妹。
Monica: And he's a great brother!
他是个很棒的哥哥！
Paul: I had a sister.
我也有一个妹妹。
Monica: Ohh!
哦！
Paul: She passed away.
她过世了。
Monica and Phoebe: Ohh!
哦！
Paul: Oh, you don't have to do that every time.
你们不必每次都这样。
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story...Your roommate in college died didn't he?
不过罗斯人真的很好，我们是大学室友，好笑的是……你的大学室友死了对吧？
Paul: A part of him did, yes.
他算是半死不活。
Ross: Ok here we are Paul, Elizabeth. So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
来吧，保罗，伊丽莎白。希望你们有找到话题。
Chandler: Yes, we were just…
我们正在……
Rachel: Hi, I'm sorry I'm late but I am ready, ready to talk you up!
抱歉我来晚了，不过我已经准备好要捧你了！
Rachel: When does Liz's father get here?
丽莎的爸爸什么时候来？
Paul: I'm already here.
我已经来了。
Rachel: Oh! Ross is sooo great!
罗斯人最好了！
Monica: Hey Pheebs. How's the book writing going?
菲比，书写得怎样？
Phoebe: Really well. I'm up to page 47.
很好，我写到47页了。
Monica: Wow! What're you writing?
你在写些什么？
Phoebe: Page numbers.
页数。
Chandler: Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.
你买印小女生的，你明明说要买印小宝宝的。
Monica: No, you said the baby creeps you out.
你说那个小宝宝有点恐怖。
Chandler: No, the little girl creeps me out.
是小女生有点恐怖。
Monica: You said the baby.
你是说小宝宝。
Chandler: Why would the baby creep me out?
小宝宝为什么会恐怖？
Monica: Why would the little girl creep you out?
小女生为什么会恐怖？
Phoebe: You guys, I'm sorry, can you please talk a little slower?
抱歉，你们讲慢一点好吗？
Chandler: This is going in your book?
你要写进书里？
Phoebe: Yeah, it's about relationships. You know? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!
对，这是探讨男女关系的书，尔虞我诈，各种禁忌。继续，太精彩了！
Monica: What? ! Excuse me!
你说什么？
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment.
还有真心相爱就能克服一切，还有人都喜欢听好话。
Rachel: Oh hi!
哦你好！
Paul: Hi!
嗨！
Rachel: Hi.
嘿。
Paul: I guess I left my keys here somewhere.
我把钥匙掉在这里。
Rachel: Oh! Well let's look for 'em. Oh oh hey! Are these them?
那赶快找。是这一串吗？
Paul: No.
不是。
Rachel: All right!
好吧！
Paul: Oh, here they are, right here.
在这里。
Rachel: Oh good.
太好了。
Paul: Thanks for your help.
谢谢你。
Rachel: Yeah Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
等等！保罗先生？
Paul: Just call me Paul.
叫我保罗就好。
Rachel: Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know, that you know Ross really is a great guy.
保罗我只是想说，罗斯人真的很好。
Paul: Well maybe you could date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. Are you ok?
不如你跟他交往，省得我宰了他。怎么了？
Rachel: You just don't look old enough to have a twenty year old daughter.
你不像是有20岁女儿的人。
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
我们生她的时候很年轻。
Rachel: Oh. We?
我们？
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to...
对，一男一女才能……
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I just I meant you know are you still a 'We' or are you just 'You?'
当然，我知道。现在也是我们，还是只剩下你？
Paul: I'm just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
只有我，丽莎出生没多久，我老婆就死了。
Rachel: Ohh. So you raised her all on your own?
你一手把她带大？
Paul: Yes I did.
对。
Rachel: Ohh. Ooh!
哦哦！
Monica: What're you writing there?
你在写什么？
Chandler: I'm drawing a picture of you.
我在画你。
Monica: Hmm, well, that's very flattering. Yeah, but it'd be great if you could draw me with some clothes and, you know, a head.
真好。但要是有穿衣服，有头会更好。
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Chandler: Hey!
嘿！
Phoebe: Hey!
嘿！
Monica: How was your first day?
第一天顺利吗？
Joey: Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.
不错，但机器人的态度有点差。
Chandler: Damn those robots, they're supposed to be our faithful servants!
那些死机器人，它们应该是人类忠实的仆人。
Joey: Anyway, it wasn't the robot, it was the guy who controls him. Yeah, he doesn't like me.
不是机器人，是操作它的人，他不喜欢我。
Joey: He had C.H.E.E.S.E. knock over the sandwich table right when I was reaching for one! Ohh!
我正要拿三明治。他就让吉事打翻盘子。
Phoebe: So why don't you just get him fired?
你怎么不解雇他？
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but I'm the star! You know? There's a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. 'Scuse me. Joey Tribbiani.
搞不好我会，我也不想，但我是主角，总不能老捡地上的三明治吃。抱歉。乔伊崔比亚尼。
Estelle: Joe! I'm glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
乔伊，找到你就好，有试镜！
Joey: Wow!
哇噢！
Estelle: The thing is it's kinda on the Q.T.The actor who has the part doesn't know he might be fired. It's the lead in a series, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
这件事是个秘密。那个演员不知道，他可能会被换掉，是一部电视剧的主角 “麦克与吉事”。
Joey: I'm the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. !
我就是“麦克与吉事”的主角。
Estelle: Uhoh!
啊偶！
Ross: Joey? !
乔伊？
Paul: Hi Ross.
罗斯。
Rachel: I was just getting him to like you.
我在让他喜欢你。
Ross: Joey? ! Joey!
乔伊？乔伊？
Rachel: Ross, Joey is not here.
罗斯，乔伊不在。
Ross: Ok, I'll just wait for him in here!
好，那我在房里面等！
Rachel: Ross, it's ok. You can come out.
罗斯，没关系，你可以出来。
Paul: Yeah Ross it's ok, it's me, Mr. Stevens.
没错，没关系，是我。史提芬斯先生。
