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This is so cool. I'm hot like I'm at the beach, but I'm not stepping in any used condoms.
这也太酷了。就像置身在海滩上一样热，又不用担心踩到用过的保险套
Yeah, these are great. My friend Candice Travelstead used one to make weight for prom.
是啊，这是挺不错的。我以前有个朋友坎迪丝，靠这个为毕业舞会瘦身
Are you done with that? Yeah, switch?
你看完了吗？看完了，交换吧
On spring break, I always loved spending the day at the beach.
以前春假，我很喜欢在海滩上赖一整天
Just the chilling and the girl talk.
沐浴着春风，跟闺蜜聊天
Yeah. Tell me again, about the sound the anal gland made when you squeezed it.
那你再跟我形容一下刚才挤肛门腺时发出的声响吧
Please, stop. I already told you twice. And now, Wynonna Judd won't even look at me.
求你别问了。我都说过两次了。维诺娜·贾德现在都不愿意看我一眼了
Well, not without her lawyer in the room. I'm hungry. What do you eat on vacation?
她律师不在场，哪敢靠近你啊。我饿了，你假期都吃什么的啊
Anything we want. Let's see.
爱吃什么吃什么。来看看吧
I bet their refrigerator is stocked with all kinds of pates and cheeses and those parm crisp things.
他们的冰箱应该装满了各种意大利面，起司和起司脆饼之类的吧
By the way, nice suit. You look like someone should be pouring a 40 on you in a rap video.
泳衣挺好看的啊。你看起来像饶舌MV里全身被人淋满酒的浪妹子
Thanks. There's nothing. I mean, come on, what kind of gays are they?
多谢夸奖。里面没吃的。不是吧，他俩当基怎么当的这么失败
All anal gland and no cheese.
只有肛腺，其余免谈
