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So, whichever rep has the best sales for the quarter gets a trip for two to Hawaii.
季度内最佳销售人员可以赢得二人夏威夷之行。
That would be so romantic for you and Leonard.
你和莱纳德去真是太浪漫了。
Yeah, clearly you haven't seen him on the beach walking around with his metal detector.
显然你没见过他在沙滩上拿着金属宝藏探测器乱走的样子。
If I were going to Hawaii, I'd spend all my time at the Keck Observatory.
如果我去夏威夷，我就整天待在凯克天文台。
Did you know that the telescopes there have better resolution than the Hubble?
你们知道吗？那里的望远镜比哈勃望远镜的分辨率还高。
Really? Want to go to Hawaii?
是吗？你想去夏威夷吗？
Ladies? Ladies...Ladies? Come in. Ladies. What's up?
女士们？女士们...女士们？进来。女士们。什么事？
As you may know, I've been experimenting with elevated anxiety levels, and I thought, what better way to increase my discomfort than to subject myself to an evening of tasteless uncensored crotch talk?
你们也许知道，我在做提高焦虑水平的实验。我想，最能提升我的不安的方法，就是让自己投身一晚枯燥乏味百无禁忌的性器官话题。
What exactly do you think goes on here?
你觉得我们平常的话题都是什么？
Well...conversations that you wouldn't be comfortable having in front of the opposite sex. You know, who has the best cervix.
就是些如果有异性在场时会令你们说起来尴尬的话题。比如，谁的子宫颈最好。
Which sanitary napkin is all the rage right now. Men's buttocks, and how you want to pat and squeeze them.
现在最流行哪种卫生棉。男士的臀部，以及你们渴望拍打和揉捏它。
We were talking about Penny's job.
我们在聊佩妮的工作。
And how difficult it is to do when she's bloated, cranky and crampy? Continue.
聊她傲慢兼暴脾气、又来大姨妈时多难相处吗？继续吧。
Sheldon, we are just people. We talk about the same things you guys talk about.
谢尔顿，我们只是普通人。我们聊的和你们男生聊的一样。
You talk about if werewolves can swim? See, Leonard says yes, but I say it depends on if the human could swim before he was bitten. What do you think?
你们在聊狼人是否能游泳吗？莱纳德说可以，但我说得看那人在被咬变身前会不会游泳。你们说呢？
Let's just talk about our periods.
咱们来聊月经吧。
No, hold on. All canines instinctively know how to swim. Why wouldn't a werewolf have the same abilities?
慢着。所有犬类天生就会游泳。为什么狼人不能拥有这种能力呢？
Well, they're not a hundred percent wolf. They're a werewolf, that's only part wolf. It's like comparing apples to oranges.
他们不是百分百狼。他们是狼人，只有部分是狼。就好比拿苹果和橙子作比较。
Thank you. Oh, and technically, it's apples that turn into were-oranges when the moon is full. Hey, this is fun. We should do it sometime when you aren't all PMS'ing. Bye.
谢谢。确切来说，是满月时，苹果变成了狼橙子。真好玩。改天你们都没有经前综合症时我们再聊。再见。
What is going on?
出什么事了？
Oh, I need to keep my anxiety at the right level, so I'm using Darth Vader, the Joker, and Godzilla's roar to keep me in that sweet spot.
我要令焦虑保持在正确的水平，所以我用黑武士 《蝙蝠侠》小丑以及哥斯拉的咆哮来令我保持在这一最佳状态。
Uh, I tried including Taylor Swift in the mix, but turns out I love her.
我试着在里面加入泰勒·斯威夫特的歌，结果发现我爱死她了。
Well, at least listen to it through headphones. I'm trying to sleep. Good night.
至少戴耳机听吧。我还想睡觉呢。晚安。
Boy! Taylor was right: haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
瞧这脾气！泰勒没错，憎恨者就会黑、 黑 、黑、你[歌词]。
You've been working so much lately, I'm glad you didn't forget about date night.
最近你一直在工作，我很高兴你没有忘记约会之夜。
Of course. Sheldon. Yeah.
当然了。谢尔顿。在。
Maybe you want to put the notebook away and talk to me.
或许你想收起笔记本，跟我聊聊天。
I can do both. No, my brain is working at optimal capacity. No, I can have a conversation with you and solve the dark matter proton decay problem at the same time.
我可以双管齐下。我的大脑现在处于最佳工作状态。我可以一边与你进行交谈，同时一边解决暗物质质子衰变问题。
Fine. How was your day? Oh, you said it.
好吧。你今天好吗？对，你说得对。
Sheldon. Sheldon, I'm worried about you. You're not eating, you haven't slept in days, and, to be honest, that cap is starting to smell.
谢尔顿。谢尔顿，我很担心你。你不吃饭，也几天都没睡觉了，而且说实话，那帽子已经开始发臭了。
I know. It's replaced Godzilla as my principle source of anxiety.
我知道。这酸爽取代了哥斯拉叫声成为了焦虑的主要来源。
Okay, so it's one vote Emily, one vote Cinnamon. Penny, you're the tiebreaker.
好，现在一票投艾米丽，一票投小桂子。佩妮，你这一票至关重要。
Say the quote again. "It's just so perfect that we're both Libras."
再念一遍原句。"太完美了，我们都是天秤座。"
Wow, this is hard. I'm gonna say Cinnamon. Yes! Yes! Come on!
太难选了。我要选小桂子。正确！太棒了！不是吧！
That was the last one, I promise. We won't play anymore.
那是最后一题了，我保证。以后不会玩了。
Thank you. 'Cause if she ever found out, it would hurt her feelings. Emily's feelings?
谢谢。如果被她发现了，会伤害她感情的。艾米丽的感情吗？
Yes, Emily. Nice! Yay! Good job! Whatever. Where's Sheldon? Date night.
对，艾米丽。准！干的漂亮！随便啦。谢尔顿呢？约会之夜。
Mmm, that can't be much fun for Amy. You know, at work today, he tried his first Red Bull.
艾米可要遭罪了。今天上班的时候，他喝了有生以来第一罐红牛。
What happened? He chased a squirrel around the quad for a while and...then threw up in my car.
然后怎么了？他在院子里追了一阵子松鼠，然后...在我车里吐了。
Don't you think you should make him stop all this?
你们不觉得应该拦着他别做了吗？
I don't know, he's not really hurting anybody.
我不确定，他也没伤害到别人。
You didn't have to scoop vomit out of your glove compartment.
那是因为汽车杂物箱的呕吐物不是你清。
He is getting a lot of work done. He had a pretty interesting take on proton decay.
他完成了很多工作。在质子衰变方面有了不错的发现。
Wow, if he cracks that, it's a game changer, guys. It'll completely redefine our understanding of the physical universe.
如果他能破解，那会改变世界的，伙计们。那将会彻底重新定义我们对物质宇宙的理解。
Hmm, it would. Okay, back to "Emily or Cinnamon" "How can such a little girl eat such a big steak?"
没有错。好啦，欢迎回到"艾米丽还是小桂子""如此娇小的身躯，怎吃得下硕大的牛排？"
Sheldon, I want you to take that cap off.
谢尔顿，我要你把那帽子摘了。
That nagging tone is helping my anxiety, yeah. But if you could maybe just go ten percent less shrill, that'd really put the zip-a-dee in my doo-dah.
你这唠叨的语气有助于增长焦虑。如果你的高音调能降低百分之十的话，那你真是我的天籁之音了。（《ZipADeeDooDah》：1946迪士尼动画《南方之歌》主题曲。）
I'm sorry, but you know we agreed not to bring work to date night. There you go, perfect.
抱歉，但你知道约会夜是不应该工作的。这就对了，完美。
Sheldon, stop it, I'm not kidding. Take the cap off, and put the notebook away.
谢尔顿，住手，我不是在开玩笑。把帽子摘了，笔记本拿开。
But after months of struggling, I'm finally making progress.
可我辛苦了几个月，终于开始有点突破。
You don't need to drive yourself crazy in order to be productive.
你没有必要为了工作逼疯自己啊。
Or do I, hmm? Sir Isaac Newton wrote his Principia while convinced he was an armadillo. That's not true.
没必要吗？艾萨克·牛顿爵士在相信自己是犰狳时才写出了《自然哲学的数学原理》。没这回事。
Yeah, well, maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I have been hallucinating lately.
好吧，也许是，也许不是。我最近开始有幻觉了。
Sheldon, this has to stop. You need to get some sleep and take care of yourself.
谢尔顿，你必须停下来了。你得去睡觉，照顾好自己的身体。
Amy, I have gotten more done in the last few days than I have since I made the switch to dark matter. What if I stop doing this, and it all goes away?
艾米，我这几天的收获比我开始研究暗物质以来全部加起来都多。万一我不继续下去 思路都不见了呢？
Your thoughts and ideas come from you, not from your anxiety.
你的思路和想法来自于你，而非你的焦虑。
Hmm, perhaps. But I'm not taking the cap off.
也许吧。但我不会摘掉帽子的。
It's one thing to make yourself miserable, but you're making everyone around you miserable, too. Now, I'm telling you for the last time: take the cap off.
你折磨你自己是一回事，但你让周围的人也都很痛苦。我最后再跟你说一遍：把帽子摘掉。
Oh. Really? What if I don't? And before you answer that, can I have my dessert?
是吗？我要是不摘呢？在你回答问题之前，能把我的甜点上了吗？
And then she threw me out. Me, her very own boyfriend. When all I've done is try to help humanity reach a more profound understanding of the world we live in.
然后她就把我赶出去了。我，可是她的亲男朋友啊。我所做的一切都是在帮助人类对我们生活的世界有更深刻的理解。
Yeah, well, women. What are you gonna do?
这就是女人嘛，你拿她们有什么办法？
I knew you'd understand, Armadillo Isaac Newton.
我就知道你能理解，艾萨克·牛顿犰狳。
Okay... Here we are.
好了...我们到了。
Hey. What are you trying to pull? The president of science isn't in here.
你们有什么诡计？科学部长又不在这。
You lie down, he'll be here in a minute.
你躺好了，他马上就来。
Okay. Hey, I thought you were trying to trick me.
好的。我还以为你们要骗我呢。
Now, you just get comfortable.
现在你舒舒服服地躺好了。
No, no, comfort is the enemy. You know what's comfortable? Slippers and blankets and panda bears.
不行，安逸是敌人。你知道什么叫舒服吗？拖鞋，毛毯和大熊猫。
Imagine a panda bear with Richard Feynman's face on it. Warm up the car, Leonard, it's poster time.
想像一只长着理查德·费曼脸的熊猫。暖暖车，莱纳德，咱们去买海报。
Maybe in the morning. Yeah, you get some sleep.
早上再说。对，你先睡一会。
No, I don't want to go to sleep, you can't make me. You're right, we can't.
不，我不想睡觉，你们强迫不了我。你说的对，我们不能。
Yeah, darn straight, you can't. Try to tell a grown man to go to sleep...-"Soft kitty. Warm kitty."
你们当然办不到。竟然想哄一位成年人去睡觉...-" 软软的小猫，暖暖的小猫。"
"Little ball of fur..."That's not gonna work.
" 一只小毛球..." 没用的。
"Happy kitty, sleepy kitty."-"Purr."-"Purr, purr."
" 快乐的小猫，瞌睡的小猫。" -" 呼。" -" 呼，呼。"
You know, he can be a lot of trouble, but when I see him lying here asleep like this, I just think...how easy it would be to hold a pillow over his face.
他有时的确是个烦人精，但看到他躺在那边就这样睡着，我就想...把枕头按他脸上多简单啊。
Wow, you look like you got some rest.
看来你休息得不错。
Oh, I'm feeling much better. And I've also been continuing to make progress without artificially raising my anxiety levels.
我感觉好多了。而且我不用故意提升我的焦虑程度，工作也顺利进展中。
I turned on the heat in my car and some vomit came out, so my levels right up there.
我把车里的暖风打开了，结果喷出了呕吐物，所以我的焦虑程度高到这了。
Hey, guys. Mind if Emily joins us for lunch? Yeah, sure. Yeah, no problem. Of course not.
伙计们。介不介意艾米丽跟我们一起吃？当然可以。来吧。没问题。
So I hear you guys have been playing a little game. Well, um, we were just kidding around.
我听说你们最近在玩一个小游戏。我们只是开玩笑而已。
Well, you may think it's funny that Raj is sweet and sensitive, but I think it's sexy. Ugh, why is there dog hair in your mouth?
你们也许认为拉杰的贴心和敏感很好笑，但我觉得那是性感。你嘴里怎么有狗毛？
