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Han, you're too good for her.
阿憨，她配不上你。
I don't understand. We were 97% compatible on the website.
我就不懂了。网站显示我们9成7相配呢。
Let me see your profile. Who's that?
让我看看你的个人档案。这头像是谁？
That's me.
我啊。
No, that's the hot asian star from Hawaii Five-0.
屁咧，这明明是《天堂执法者》里的亚洲帅哥。
What? We kinda look alike.
干嘛？我们有点像好吗。
The only thing you have in common with this guy from Hawaii five-0 is that you are 5'0".
你们俩唯一相像的地方只有人家是《夏威夷5-0》，而你是5尺0寸。
And Han, "athletic"?
阿憨，你还填"运动型"啊？
In school, I ran track.
我以前是田径铁人呢。
Running under the hurdles doesn't count as track.
从跨栏下方跑过不算是田径好吗。
Han, this is totally lame. Let me help you find the right girl.
阿憨，你这弱爆了。让我帮你找个适合你的姑娘吧。
You give me so much joy at your expense, I feel like I need to give back.
你让我建筑无数快乐在你痛苦上，我觉得我该报答你。
Thank you, Max, I'm insulted and honored at the same time.
谢谢你啊，麦克斯，让我受辱之余还能倍感光荣。
Seeing Han and Ashley together for that one second made me realize I want to be back in a relationship.
看到阿憨与艾希莉相会的那一秒让我发觉我想要一段感情。
I'm going to text Andy.
我要发短信给安迪。
I knew it. I called that. I booty called that. Your casual sex card is being revoked.
我就知道。我早说中。我早约中了。你的约炮资格证被取消了。
Unfortunately, Andy is still an active member. Very active.
很遗憾的是，安迪还是个活跃会员呢。十分活跃，
What are you talking about?
你这是什么意思？
I'm saying he has an active member.
他有"根"很活跃的"会员"。
He told me he's seeing someone.
他说他有跟别人有交往。
He's seeing someone?
他在跟人交往吗？
Actually, he's seeing a few someones.
其实，还"交"了不只几个人呢。
How many someones? Oh, it's back.
多少个人啊？感觉又来了。
Do you think this itch has anything to do with those many someones?
你觉得这瘙痒跟他那"几个人"有关吗？
Do you think he gave me something?
会不会是他传染了什么病给我啊？
Well, if he did, you just gave it to the counter.
如果他真传染给你，那你也传染给这柜台了。
