I've just been drinking bourbon and water,something not knowing
我现在在喝波旁加水
No one ever told me what carbonation would do
没人告诉过我波旁的效果
I love champagne,
我爱香槟
I love champagne
我爱香槟
And so they broke out the champagne,
所以他们打开了香槟
I had two or three glasses of champagne,
我喝了两三杯香槟
All that bourbon that was sloshing around my body said
在我身边晃动的波旁说
'Oh cool, let's jump from all those bubblies from the champagne'
不错 让我们从香槟的泡泡上跳下来吧
I went from being fine, to being gone somewhere
我从清醒 直到飘飘然
and it's so scary to see a photo of yourself when you're just kinda like
看到自己玻璃眼的照片很吓人的
Glassy-eyed, and I was like 'hello'
我就像在说"你好"一样
Anyway
不管怎么样
So Arthur, he's kinda glassy-eyed
亚瑟 他就有点变得玻璃眼了
He's gonna be starry-eyed here in a minute, after Morgause 'spancelizes' the boy
他会在这里飘飘然一会 在Morgause "spancelize" 这个男孩之后
And he's bad too, he's thinking of women
他也很坏 他在想女人
Just a bad guy, and he falls asleep thinking of women
就是个坏蛋 他睡着的时候都在想女人
This will probably get cut, I was reading an article 2 or 3 years ago
这部分可能会被剪掉 我两三年前读了篇文章
And it was talking about how men dream,
讲的是男人怎么样做梦
and they said up to a certain point in men's lives their dreams
讲到了一部分 说的是男人到了某个特定阶段后
are dominated by women and sex, and this is definitely true
他们的梦境全被女人和性所主导了 这个是真实的
And then after a certain point of their lives,
过了这个特定阶段之后
When they get to a certain age they start dreaming about money
当他们到了特定的年龄时 他们开始梦想金钱
And so one day I woke up, I realized I've been dreaming about money
有一天我醒来 发现我一直在梦想着金钱
And I was like, No! What's wrong with me? It's the sign of being old I'm depressed
然后我马上想 不要这样啊 我怎么了 这是变老的征兆啊 我很郁闷
Sometimes reading is really dangerous, 'cause hey you'll 'Oh no!'
有时读书很危险 因为会经常让你说 "哦不要"
So Arthur he's bad though, he's not dreaming of money, anyway he has money, he's king
所以亚瑟很坏 他没有梦想金钱 因为他有钱 他是国王