Arthur, he's been serving, he's been partying,
亚瑟 他一直在服务 他一直在开派对
Wisdom for today
今天的智慧
When you get old enough to drink,
当你足够大可以喝酒时
What's the problem with effervescence with alcohol?
喝酒狂欢有什么问题吗
Okay, so if you've been drinking bourbon and water
好了 如果你一直喝波旁和水
or bourbon and seven,
或者波旁和七
which would you feel the effect of one drink faster than the other?
你认为哪个酒劲更大
Which?
哪一个
The carbonation?
碳酸饱和吗
The carbonation
碳酸饱和
Carbonation makes alcohol absorb more quickly into your body
碳酸饱和能使酒精更快的进入你的身体
And so if you're like me, which I'm not suggesting
如果你想和我一样 当然我不建议这样
But if you, my brother's wedding in which I was best man
如果在我兄弟的婚礼上我是伴郎
And I had to make a toast, their favourite photo from that wedding
我必须要祝酒 他们最喜欢的婚礼上的照片
Was me making the toast cause I was obviously gone in lala-land
就是我祝酒的一瞬间 因为我已经进入仙境了
Somewhere, and I'm not congratulating myself on that but that was
我并不认为这值得庆祝
Before I had such wisdom, and I had been a fairly good child
但是那是我在有智慧之前 我曾是个好孩子