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Guys, Mother's Day is coming up on Sunday.
朋友们，周日是母亲节。
It's that day every year when moms say, What's that burning smell?
每年这个时候妈妈都会说，什么东西烧糊了？
And dad's like, You know what, honey? Let's go out for breakfast.
爸爸们都会说，亲爱的我们外边吃早饭吧。
I saw that the average person spends 180 dollars for Mother's Day.
母亲节当天，人均消费为180美金。
They spend 20 dollars on a gift and then 160 dollars on overnight shipping.
其中20美元买礼物，而在隔夜送快递服务上花费160。
Forgot it's Mother's Day. Tomorrow? Get this. On Sunday, Hooters is letting moms eat free.
别忘了母亲节，明天吗？母亲节当天，妈妈在猫头鹰餐厅用餐免费。
Before you decide to take your mom over to Hooters on Sunday, here are some places that are better options.
在你决定带妈妈去猫头鹰之前，以下是一些好建议。
7-Eleven, a vending machine, Blimpie's, Chili's Too, Port Authority Bus Terminal,
7-11，贩卖机，布林皮连锁，红辣椒连锁，纽约港务局巴士总站，
Papa John's, the Quizno's pickle bar, a combination of Pizza Hut and Taco Bell,
约翰棒，酷食熱泡菜吧，必胜客加塔可钟，
A hot dog stand, Nuts 4 Nuts, the volcano in Hawaii, Panda Express, Orange Julius, Holiday Inn snack bar,
热狗小摊，疯狂坚果店，夏威夷火山，熊猫快餐，朱丽斯连锁以及假日酒店小吃吧，
Trump Tower Grill, doing nothing. There you go. Um...
特朗普大厦烧烤，以及无所事事，不错不错。
Now, listen to this. Today, the White House held a big technology summit to talk about artifical intelligence.
听听这个，今天白宫举行了科技峰会，谈论人工智能。
Trump actually love artificial intelligence, cause at this point, Alexa's the only woman still talking to him.
小特非常喜欢人工智能，因为只有艾利克斯一名女性在和小特交谈。
That's right, today, a bunch of CEOs from Silicon Valley were at the White House.
没错，多名硅谷大佬来到白宫。
Trump was afraid to go, cause when he heard silicon, he assumed Stormy Daniels would be there.
小特恐怕要走了，当他听到硅谷时，他还以为是斯托米·丹尼尔斯来了。
Ho! Some more tech news. By the end of this week, Apple could be the world's first trillion-dollar company.
哦哦，听听科技新闻，本周末，苹果或将成为全球第一个价值万亿美元的公司。
You can tell they're rich, cause when you ask Siri to set an alarm, she goes, I don't do that stuff anymore.
你们可以说他们很富有，因为如果你用Siri制定闹铃，她会说这种事我早就不做了。
And finally, in Poland yesterday, a truck carrying liquid chocolate overturned on the highway
昨天在波兰，一辆装载液体巧克力的卡车在高速翻车了，
and spilled all over the road. When police arrived at the scene, they were like,
公路上满是巧克力，当警方赶到现场后说，
Dear God, please let that be chocolate. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the Roots.
愿上帝保佑这是巧克力，今晚的节目很精彩，掌声送给紫金合唱团。
