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If you guys wouldn't mind, I'd like to write up my weekly thank-you notes right now. Is that cool? Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
如果大家不介意，那么开始本周的感谢信环节，怎么样？哦哦哦。
James, can I get some thank-you note writing music, please?
詹姆斯，给我来点背景音乐吧？
He looks psyched. Hey looks psyched up, man. Oh, my gosh. He looks like he drank a Red Bull tonight.
他感觉很亢奋，很亢奋啊，老天啊，他今晚是不是喝红牛了。
He was the guys saying; Whoo! He drank a Red Bull tonight, yeah. Yeah.
他好似在说，哦哦，他今晚喝了红牛，没错没错。
Thank you, Rudy Giuliani, for always looking like you just accidentally texted the person you've been gossiping about. He's like, Oopsie!
谢谢你鲁迪·朱利安尼，你的样子好似无意间给你一直在八卦的人发短信，天啊。
Thank you, lazy rivers, for combining my love of crowded private pools with my love of traffic jams.
谢谢你慵懒的河水，你融合了我对拥挤私人浴池和交通堵塞的爱。
I love a lazy river. I dig it. I dig it.
我喜欢懒惰的河，我喜欢，我喜欢。
Thank you, jet skis, for not being called crotch boats. I do call them that. Yeah, that's my name.
谢谢你水上摩托车，庆幸你不叫裤裆船，我就是这么叫的，这是我的名字。
That's my rapper name. Crotch boats, oh yeah.
这是我的说唱艺名，裤裆船，没错。
Thank you, poster for the new Marvel movie Venom, for looking like all of us when we try wasabi for the first time.
谢谢你漫威影业，人物毒液的海报太棒了，第一次吃芥末时就是这个表情。
Wasabi! Thank you, PEZ dispensers, for teaching kids that the best way to get candy is to snap a cartoon character's neck.
芥末，谢谢PEZ公司的糖果分配器，你们教育孩子的是，获取糖果最好的方法是掐断卡通人物的脖子。
Thank you, door-close button on elevators. I'll continue to push you every day,
谢谢你电梯关门键，我会每天按你，
even though we both know you don't do anything. So, why am I doing it?
其实我们都知道你并不管用，为什么还这么做？
Thank you, bagels, or as I like to call you, business doughnuts.
谢谢你硬面包圈，或者我会叫你商务甜甜圈。
There you go, everybody. Those are my thank-you notes!
这就是今天的感谢标签环节！
