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Here's something we haven't changed from last season.
有件事儿我们跟上一季还是一样的
It's our segment Ellen, Rate My Baby.
就是我们的环节“艾伦 给我的宝宝打分”
All right, so this is where I look at a photo of a baby and I rate it on a scale from 1 to 10.
好 这个环节就是我看某个宝宝的照片 然后从1到10给他打分
I started doing this last year with the babies of my staff here, and over the summer we got a brand new crop for me to rate.
去年我开始给我员工们的宝宝打分 一个夏天过去了 又有一批新宝宝等着我打分呢
And as always, I say this is not a competition, but there will be a winner.
还是那句话 这不是比赛 但会有赢家
Our producer Sarah and her husband Richard had a baby boy named Jack.
我们的制片人Sarah和她丈夫Richard有了个儿子 叫Jack
I shall rate her baby. Awww.
我要给她的孩子打分了 嗷
All right, Portia has that same onesie so that's plus 10 points.
好 波西娅有件跟那一样的连体衣 所以加10分
He's not wearing any ED Ellen DeGeneres baby clothes, which are available in stores and online now.
他没有穿任何ED艾伦·德杰尼勒斯的婴儿服 大家可以在商店或网上买
So that's minus 5 points, but I'm feeling generous so I'm going to give 1 point for every animal on that onesie.
所以减5分 不过我现在很大方 我要给那件连体衣上的每只动物1分
So that is 10 points. So that's a total of 15 points.
那就是10分 所以最后是10分得了15分
OK. Our Music Supervisor Melanie and her husband, Frances, had a baby girl named Kennedy.
好 我们的音乐总监Melanie和她丈夫Frances生了个女儿 叫Kennedy
I shall now rate their baby. Awww.
现在我要给她打分 嗷
Her head wrap is an automatic 8 points.
她的头巾自带8分
No ED Ellen DeGeneres baby clothes, minus 5 points.
没有穿ED艾伦·德杰尼勒斯婴儿服 扣5分
I do like that pose, because she's a thinker and not a sinker, so that's plus 12 points.
我很喜欢她的动作 因为她是个思想家而不是凿井工 所以加12分
It's a total of 15 points out of 10 points.
最后是10分得了15分
Our Producer Mikey and his wife, Kelly had, a baby boy named Monte.
我们的制片人Mikey和他妻子Kelly生了个儿子 叫Monte
I shall rate their baby. Awww.
现在我要给他打分 嗷
He looks a lot like his daddy so that's plus 9 points.
他长得很像他爸 加9分
No ED Ellen DeGeneres baby clothes so that's minus 5 points.
没有穿ED艾伦·德杰尼勒斯婴儿服 扣5分
His onesie looks like the wallpaper at the Beverly Hills Hotel so that's plus 11 points.
他的连体衣看起来像贝弗利山酒店里的墙纸 所以加11分
That's a total of 15 points out of--
所以总共就是15分
Our customer, customer--
我们的顾客 顾客
Our Costumer Layla and her husband, Sebastian, had a baby boy named Kai.
我们的服装师Layla和她丈夫Sebastian生了个儿子 叫Kai
I shall rate their baby. Awww. All right.
现在我要给他打分 嗷 好
Finally, wearing ED-- ED Ellen DeGeneres baby clothes so that's plus 15 points.
终于有穿ED艾伦·德杰尼勒斯婴儿服的了 所以加15分
That is a total of 15 points out of 10 points.
那就是10分得了15分
This, ladies and gentlemen, this has never happened before.
各位 这种情况可是从来没有发生过啊
This is a first. It is a four-way tie. Congratulations to everyone!
这是第一次 四方平局 恭喜你们
A four-way tie. Get back to work.
四个人平局 赶紧去干活吧
