I'm glad you're here instead of on your computer, because it's time to play Epic or Fail.
很高兴大家来看节目而不是在家玩电脑 因为我们要玩“史诗还是糗事”了
Grab your paddles. We're all going to watch something.
拿起你们的表态板 我们来看点有意思的
We're going to see if it's going to be a good thing that ends up or a bad thing.
我们来判断结果是好是坏
So-- ready? Let's see the first one.
准备?来看第一个
I just-- I just don't think-- First of all, why? --he's going fast enough. I just don't. Why?
我 我不觉得 首先 为什么?他速度很快 我不 为什么要这样呢?
Wow. There's a lot of people that are optimistic about it.
哇哦 很多人都持乐观态度啊
And good for you. Good for you. Wow.
厉害 你们厉害 哇
I was just following tWitch. I should have gone on my own.
我是跟着推奇的 我应该自己决定
I just thought he wasn't going fast enough.
我觉得他速度不够快
All right, let's see the next one.
好 看下一个
I don't know-- I agree with you.
不知道 我跟你看法一致
I think this one is a Fail for sure. Yeah.
这个肯定会失败 对
Oh, boy. That's an epic fail. It's an epic fail.
哦 天 真是史诗级的一摔啊 史诗般的摔跤
A big old fail. All right, let's see the next one.
经典一摔 好 来看下一个
I'm going to go benefit of the doubt, I am.
没根据的事我还是相信他吧
You think Epic? I'mma give him the benefit of the doubt.
你觉得会成功?我选择相信他
I just-- I hope. I have high hopes.
我 我希望 我有很大的希望
It's on a frozen lake, that is-- right?
这是在结冰的湖面上 对吧
I think it's going to chip into the water, and it's going to crack, and he sinks.
我觉得他会打到冰面里 然后冰碎裂 他掉下去
That's what I think.
我觉得会这样
Yeah. You don't take a heavy metal thing and do that with ice.
嗯 可别用那么重的金属物品去敲打冰面
Oh my god. Who's playing golf in that weather?
我的天 那种天气谁会去打高尔夫啊?
you've got to really love golf. All right, next one.
那得有多迷恋高尔夫 好 下一个
Doesn't look good on the-- He looks unsure.
看起来不太好 他自己都不确定
He looks unsure there. I'm going to say it ends very poorly.
他自己都有迟疑 我猜结局会很惨
That's why I don't ski. All right, let's see another one.
这就是我不滑雪的原因 好 看下一个
Oh boy, he's got it. OK, because look at his face.
哦天 他可以的 好 看他的脸
Look at his face. Yeah. That's bad. Yeah.
看他的表情 嗯 感觉很不好 对
He even realizes that was a bad idea-- right then.
他自己都觉得不该这么做
That's when he realized it. OK. Oh boy, he's got it. Look.
他意识到了 好 哦天 他可以的 看
Oh, boy.
哦天哪
Let's see the next one.
看下一个
I think this is going to be good. I think it'll be good.
我觉得会成功 会是个好结局
Right? Yeah. I think yeah, for sure.
是吗?对 我觉得会的 肯定的
Oh!
哦!
Maybe not. Maybe not. All right, last one.
也许不会 好 最后一个
Are we going to end on a Fail? Really?
最后一个我们要选失败吗?真的?
I can't imagine-- I'm going to give him-- maybe something good happens.
我不敢想象 我觉得 也许结局是好的呢
I don't know. OK.
谁知道呢 好
Oh!
哦!
Wow. He made a unicycle! Yeah! Yes.
哇 他会骑单轮车哎!嗯 对
That's how you play Epic or Fail.
这就是“史诗还是糗事”