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You know when I'm not watching Geico Skybox videos, I'm busy with my other job-- exotic dancer.
我没有看Geico Skybox视频的时候 是在忙另一份工作——当脱衣舞女
And also-- and also fashion mogul, and my EV1 jacket at Walmart has sold out recently, and I think I know why.
还有时尚大亨 我在沃尔玛出售的EV1夹克最近售罄了 我知道为啥
Because this is a picture posted by one of our staff members.
这是我的一名工作人员晒的照片
This is Betsy over the weekend.
这是周末的Betsy
She said four generations of love, and so they all have, they all bought jackets, and so that's very sweet.
她说来自四代人的爱 所以他们全部 一人买了一件这款夹克 太感人了
So if you can't get a jacket, clearly it's her fault.
所以如果你买不到这款夹克了 都是她的错
But since I'm a fashion guru, I thought I would share some fashion dos and don'ts with you.
但既然我是个时尚大师 就应该跟大家分享一些该跟和该避免的时尚建议
Here's a fashion do. This is my EV1 t-shirt available at Walmart.
这个时尚风格该跟 这是我在沃尔玛还有货的EV1T恤
Oh deer. Get it? Get it? Oh deer.
哦鹿 懂吗 Get到了没？哦天
So here's a fashion don't t-shirt-- it says touchdown.
这款时尚T恤不要买 上面写着触地得分
Who has time to proofread, really? One word.
谁有空校对一下？一个词
Here's a fashion do-- this is my EV1 fleece sweat suit available at Walmart, so comfy, cozy.
这个时尚风格该跟 这是我在沃尔玛还有货的EV1羊毛运动套装 特别柔软舒适
Here's a fashion don't-- this outfit.
这种时尚要避免 这款外套
Perfect for after a Thanksgiving meal, though. You really--
吃完感恩节大餐后倒是很适合穿 真的
Here's a fashion do-- these EV1 shoes available at Walmart.
这个时尚风格该跟 这是我在沃尔玛还有货的EV1鞋
Here's a fashion don't-- these octopus shoes.
这种时尚要避免 这款章鱼鞋
They are perfect for nothing.
它们简直一无是处
Here's a fashion do-- my EV1 relaxed vintage fit jeans available at Walmart.
这个时尚风格该跟 这是我在沃尔玛还有货的EV1休闲复古修身牛仔裤
They're ripped just the right amount.
上面的破洞恰到好处
Here's a fashion don't-- these jeans.
这种时尚要避免 这款牛仔裤
These jeans cost $168, which comes to about $168 per square inch.
这种牛仔裤要168美元 相当于168美元每平方英寸
I would rather go back to low rise jeans than let my ass hang out like that.
我宁愿穿低腰牛仔裤 也不要像这样光着屁股
