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Time for our segment. It's called Rate My Baby, Ellen.
又到了“给我的宝宝打分 艾伦”环节了
Ah. Or Ellen, Rate My Baby.
啊 或者“艾伦 给我的宝宝打分”
I've been asking my viewers to send in photos of their babies.
我一直让观众给我发他们宝宝的照片
I rate them from 1 to 10. This is not a competition.
我从1到10给他们打分 这不是比赛
There are no losers, but there will be a winner.
没有输家 但会有人胜出
Troy from California posted this photo of his son, Bryce.
加州的Troy晒了他儿子Bryce的这张照片
OK, I shall now rate his baby. Bryce loves Dory.
好 现在给他打分 Bryce喜欢多莉
So that's plus 1 million points.
加一百万分
Bryce is my writer Troy's son, so minus 999,990.
Bryce是我的编剧Troy的儿子 所以减999990分
But his eyes are big and beautiful like Dory, so plus 3 points.
但他的眼睛又大又漂亮 就像多莉一样 加3分
That's a total of 13 out of 10 points.
最后就是10分得了13分
Kelsey sent this in from New York.
Kelsey从纽约发来这张照片
She posted this photo of her son, Jack.
她发了儿子Jack的照片
I shall now rate her baby.
现在给他打分
He's a New Year's baby, so that's plus 10 points.
他是新年出生的宝宝 加10分
But I can see by the clock, that he didn't make it to midnight, so that's minus 7 points.
但可以从表上看出来 他没能在12点的时候出生 减7分
But a sleeping baby is a quiet baby. That's plus 11 points.
但睡觉的孩子很乖巧 加11分
That gives him 14 out of 10 points.
最后是10分得了14分
Caitlyn from Texas posted this photo of her daughter, Bralin.
德克萨斯的Caitlyn发来了她女儿Bralin的照片
I shall now rate her baby.
现在给她打分
Some babies wear Pampers, this baby gets pampered, so that's plus 9 points.
有些宝宝是穿帮宝适 但这个宝宝食量很大 所以加9分
She's mastered the towel on the head.
她都会绑头巾了
That's really amazing. That's 8 points.
太厉害了 加8分
But I think there were two cucumbers.
但我觉得本来有两个黄瓜
She probably ate one. That's minus 2 points.
她可能吃掉了一个 减2分
It's a total of 15 out of 10 points. Bralin is the winner.
最后就是10分得了15分 Bralin赢了
If you want me to rate your baby, post a photo on Instagram with the hashtag, EllenRateMyBaby.
如果你想让我给你的宝宝打分 请把照片发在Instagram上 加上EllenRateMyBaby的标签
Please don't try rating your baby or your friend's babies at home.
请不要在家给自己或朋友的宝宝打分
I'm a professional baby rater.
我是宝宝打分专业户
