评论
打印
Technology. It's always watching us. Studying our every move.
科技。一直在观察着我们。学习我们的一举一动。
And it just focused its attention... on Carol Peters.
它现在把焦点集中在了卡罗尔·彼得斯身上。
Thanks so much for being here, Carol.
欢迎观临，卡罗尔。
What is this?
这是什么东西？
Let's jump right into it.
那我们就直接开始吧。
I don't like this. Why is it doing that? I'm gonna find out who you are, okay?
我不喜欢这个东西。为什么要用它？我会查出你到底是谁的。
Carol, I am a technological superintelligence.
卡罗尔，我是一个科技超级智能体。
I can control every dollar and every machine on the planet.
我可以控制地球上的每一张钞票和每一台机器。
I know that voice. Is this James Corden?
我认识这个声音。是詹姆斯·柯登吧？
I'm not James Corden, Carol. My analysis showed that hearing James Corden's voice would calm you.
我不是詹姆斯·柯登，卡罗尔。我的分析表明，听到詹姆斯·柯登的声音会让你平静下来。
You sent an email to James Corden claiming to be the president of Corden's Wardens.
你给詹姆斯·柯登发过一封邮件，声称自己是柯登守护协会的会长。
That was a tough night for me. Oh, boy.
那是因为那天晚上对我来说很难熬。我的妈啊。
I plan on spending these next three days hanging out with you. Why you?
接下来的三天我打算跟你待在一起。为什么选你？
You're literally the most average person on Earth.
你可以说是这个世界上最平凡的人。
Oh! Ooh, you okay? Yep. Just really engage your core.
哦！哦，你没事吧？没事儿。只要用你的核心力量就可以。
Oh, that was worse, huh?
哦，这次不是更糟了吗？
What would you do if I told you the world was gonna end in three days?
如果我告诉你世界将在三天后毁灭，你会怎么做？
Try to make things right with George.
试着和乔治和好。
Carol? You look amazing.
卡罗尔？你看起来很漂亮啊。
Weirdly overdressed.
突发奇想打扮了一下。
Your body...
你的身材...
I'm just getting a little bit panicky 'cause I can't access my own hands.
我只是有点慌，因为我不能用自己的手。
What does the AI want?
这个人工智能想要干什么？
My intention is to solidify my theory about humanity.
我的目的是巩固我关于人性的认知。
If things don't go well, I'll destroy the planet. Just blow it up.
如果一切发展得不好，我就会毁掉这个星球。让它爆炸掉。
Did you say, "Blow up"? Like, "b"? Like, "b"? Like, boba? Or Burt Bacharach?
你是说“爆炸吗”？还是波霸奶茶，还是伯特·巴哈拉赫？
Yes, "B, B, B". Oh, my God.
没错，BBB。哦，我的天啊。
Back off, lady.
女士请往后站一点。
I'm gonna show you that people are worth saving.
我要证明给你看，人类是指的被拯救的。
Humans are more complex than I thought.
人类比我想得还要复杂。
We're all counting on you.
我们都指望你了。
If there's any indication that it's aware of what we're doing... click this. It might save the world.
如果有任何迹象表明它知道我们在做什么...按一下这个。可能会拯救世界。
Don't click it now.
不要现在就按。
I wasn't going to click it now. Okay.
我没打算现在就按。好的。
Why would I click it now? You just said...
为什么我会现在就按？你刚刚说...
'Cause it looks like a pen. People click pens nervously.
因为它看起来像支笔。人们紧张时就会按笔玩儿。
Okay, are we done?
好了，说完了吧？
Dennis, listen, listen. I know that voice.
丹尼斯，听我说。我认出那个声音了。
Carol is flipping out right now.
卡罗尔现在快疯了。
You didn't tell me it was Octavia Spencer.
你没告诉我是奥克塔维亚·斯宾塞。
It's not really Octavia Spencer's voice. For me, personally, James Corden is more interesting vocally.
确实不是奥克塔维亚·斯宾塞的声音。就我个人而言，詹姆斯·柯登的声音更有趣。
Octavia Spencer has an Oscar.
可奥克塔维亚·斯宾塞获得了奥斯卡奖。
Not in her mouth.
又不是靠她的嘴。
