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So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party,
之后，在我的生日晚会上，所有人都在场
I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian.
" 我说“詹妮丝，我不能邀请你 因为我觉得你是拉拉〔女同性恋〕...”
I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party.
我的意思是，我不能让拉拉来我的晚会吧
There are gonna be girls there in their bathing suits.
女孩们会穿泳装的啊
I mean, right? She was a lesbian.
我是说，对吧？她是个拉拉
So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her.
后来她妈妈打电话给我妈，开始对她大呼小叫
It was so retarded.
真是脑袋有问题
And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her.
然后她就辍学了，因为没人愿意和她讲话
When she came back in the fall for high school,
秋天她回到高中的时候
all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird,
她剪掉了所有的头发，完全变了
and now I guess she's on crack.
现在我怀疑她在吸食可卡因
Oh, my God! I love your skirt. Where did you get it?
噢，上帝！我喜欢你这件衣服,在哪儿买的？
It was my mom's in the '80s.
这是我妈妈80年代的衣服
Vintage. So adorable.
古典啊，真可爱
Thanks.
谢谢
That is the ugliest F-ing skirt I've ever seen.
这是我见过的最丑的衣服
Oh, my God, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?
噢，上帝，我喜欢你的手镯，哪儿买的？
So are you gonna send any candy canes?
你想送她们糖果棒吗？
No. I don't send them. I just get them.
不，我不想送，我只想收到
So you better send me one, byotch.
你最好送我一个，小贱人
Love you.
爱你
I was definitely sending her one.
我最多只送她一个
I was gonna use three candy canes to crack Gretchen Wieners.
我要用三个糖果棒来击破格雷琴·维纳斯
Three, please.
三个，谢谢
"Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a colossus"
“为什么他要像巨人一样跨骑在狭窄的世界上？”
might translate into,
可以说成是
"Why is he so huge and obnoxious?"
“为什么他如此巨大而有令人讨厌呢？”
- Candy-cane grams! - Okay, hurry up.
- 糖果棒来啦！ - 好啦，赶快
