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The Honeymoon's Over!
蜜月结束了！
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
一对年轻人结婚了去度蜜月。
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
蜜月归来，新娘马上打电话给妈妈。
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
“你们的蜜月怎么样啊？”妈妈问。
"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"
“噢，妈妈！”她大声说道，“蜜月太棒了！太浪漫了！”
No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. "But mamma... as soon as we returned, Rey started using the most horrible language, things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home, please mamma!"
可是她刚说完就哭了出来：“可是，妈妈，我们一回来雷就开始对我说一些可怕的话，我以前从没听过的话！都是四个字四个字的话！你快来把我接回家去吧，求你了，妈妈！”
"Now, Elise..." her mother answered. "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
“好啦，伊莉斯，”妈妈安慰她说，“安静下来！有什么这么可怕的？告诉妈妈，告诉我他说的那些四个字的话都是什么？”
"Please don't make me tell you, mamma," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! Do come get me and take me home... please mamma!"
“求求你，妈妈，别让我说了，”她哭着说，“我太伤心了，那些话太可怕了！你一定要来接我回家，求求你了，妈妈！”
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what have you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
“亲爱的，乖孩子，你一定要告诉我是什么话让你这么伤心。告诉妈妈那些四个字的话都是什么？”
Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mamma... words like dust, wash, iron and cook!"
新娘子抽泣着说：“妈妈，那些话是打扫卫生、去洗衣服、熨烫衣服、该做饭啦！”
