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Cheryl: So, thank you for the delicious dinner.
那么，谢谢你这顿美味的晚餐。
Ross: You're welcome for a delicious dinner.
不客气。
Phoebe: Hey, what're you guys looking at?
你们在看什么？
Chandler: Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.
罗斯和世界最漂亮的姑娘。
Phoebe: Yeah, come to papa.
对，到爸爸这儿来。
Ross: I know!
我知道！
Monica: Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?
也许只有一次，不过我会一直这么说，但是你注意她的屁股了么？
Chandler: Where did you, when did you, how did you...How did you get a girl like that?
你从哪儿，你什么时候，你怎么...... 你怎么把这样的姑娘搞到手的？
Rachel: Yeah, so what is she, like a...like a spokesmodel, or an aerobics instructor, what?
对，她是不是，比如车展模特，或者健身教练什么的？
Ross: Actually she's a paleontology doctoral candidate, specializing in the Cenozoic era.
实际上她是古生物学博士，中古时期专业好的，这听起来像最简单的领域。
Chandler: Ok, but that's, like, the easiest era.
好的，这听起来像最简单的领域。
Ross: I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh?
我和她在工作上认识，但我一直考虑...... 嗯哼？
But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
我请了她晚饭，我们在一起很愉快。我们约好明天一起出去。
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
也许只是她和她的朋友比赛，谁能带回来最滑稽的小丑。
Ross: Fine by me, hope she wins.
我无所谓，祝她胜利。
Joey: Hey, we should have a contest. Yeah. See who can bring home the most beautiful woman.
嘿，我们应该也来场比赛，看谁带回来的女生最漂亮。
Chandler: It's a good idea, Joe. We could call it life.
好主意，乔伊，名称就叫“真实人生”。
Chandler: Hi. You guys have any wrapping paper?
嗨，你们有包装纸么？
Phoebe: Oh! Is it for my birthday present?
是为了我的生日礼物么？
Chandler: Pheebs, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
你生日都过了1个月。
Phoebe: Yeah, but remember you said you ordered something special, and it just hasn't come yet?
好的，但是你应该记得，你答应过安排一些特别的，但是现在还没有出现过。
Chandler: Well, I have a call in about that.
好的，我正在准备这个。
Phoebe: Ok.
好吧。
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
实际上，这是为凯茜的生日准备的。这是她最喜欢的书的的早期版本。
Rachel: Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit! Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real!
哦，《绒毛兔子》！我的天，男孩的爱会把它变成真兔子！
Chandler: Ok, but don't touch it, because you fingers have destructive oils.
好，别摸，你的手有油污。
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
呵，好，那你最好拿它离罗斯的头发远点这应该非常罕见。你怎么弄到的？
Chandler: Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple of dealers...called a couple of the author's grandchildren.
哦，不算什么大事。我只是去几家书店，问几个书商...... 打电话给作者的孙子。
Rachel: Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
哦，亲爱的，这真是甜蜜。
Phoebe: Yeah, and what a great way to say, "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend!"
对，一个伟大的方法去表明，我暗恋你，室友的女朋友！
Chandler: It doesn't say that. Does it?
这不代表这个意思，对么？
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
你会怎么看？看起来你送她的礼物难以置信，意味深长而且价值不菲，而她的男朋友乔伊可能只送她一个橘子。
Chandler: Ok, all right, I'll just uh, make sure that uh, Joey gets her something really great.
好，我只是确认一下，乔伊会送她更好的东西。
Phoebe: It's gotta be better than that book. Oo! Like a crossbow!
会比这本书好，喔，就象弓！
Monica: Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
对，我再次说声抱歉，谢谢。再见。我刚回掉了一件工作，给一个60人的葬礼提供饮食。
Rachel: Oh my God! What happened?
天哪，出了什么事？
Monica: Sixty guests.
是60个“客人”。
Ross: So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?
你为什么要推掉？
Monica: Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.
因为我没有钱，也没有设备在这么短的时间里准备这么多的东西。我是说，这不可能。
Phoebe: Wow, what is with all the negativity? God, you sound like Moni-can't, not Moni-can...
喔，怎么全都否定了？你听起来象是"莫妮卡什么都不行"，而不是那个"莫妮卡什么都行"......
Moni-ca. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?
莫妮卡。你看，你已经做承包宴会这样的工作大约3年了，你想成为宴会承包商么？你到底想不想当宴会厨师？
Monica: I don't know.
我不知道。
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Ok! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
对，就是这样，精神起来！好的，如果你现在需要钱，我会借给你，不过你要立刻行动！
Monica: Really? Because I need like $500 for all the food and the supplies and stuff.
真的？我需要5百元来购买为全部食物，设备和原料。
Phoebe: Ok! It's worth it, if it'll get you moving. You haven't worked in months.
好，能让你行动起来就值得，你都好几个月没工作了。
Monica: Well, you're not working either.
你也是。
Phoebe: Yes, but I'm doing this.
是啊，但是我可以放债。
Monica: Yeah, that'd be great! Thank you!
太好了，谢谢！
Joey: Hey!
嗨。
Everyone: Hey.
嗨。
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
我能借你公寓的钥匙么？
Joey: Why?
为什么？
Joey: You can pee here!
你可以在这里尿啊。
Kathy: Ahahaha...haha. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
啊哈哈。我可以，当然，不好意思。
Chandler: It's ok, the duck's using our bathroom anyway.
没问题，鸭子也经常用我们的洗手间。
Chandler: Hey Joe! What're you getting Kathy for her birthday?
嗨乔！你为凯茜的生日准备了什么？
Joey: We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?
我们刚约会了几个星期，你真认为我应该送她东西？
Everyone: Yeah!
要啊。
Rachel: Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice.
是的，你应该送她东西，送她非常好的东西。
Joey: Oh, I know..
哦，我知道了......
Rachel: And not one of your coupons for an hour of "Joey Love."
而且不是一小时"与乔伊做爱"的优待券。
Phoebe: Ooo, a crossword! Can I help?
填字游戏！我可以帮忙吗？
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really wanna finish a whole one without any help.
不！对不起，亲爱的，上个星期我就只差3个答案了，而且我非常想自己完成它。
Phoebe: Fine. But you can't help me develop my new universal language.
好，但是你也不能帮我开发新的世界语。
Monica: Hey!
嗨！
Rachel: Hey, how'd it go?
嗨，怎么样了？
Monica: Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrow.
天啊，这一定是有史以来最好的葬礼！所有人都喜欢这些食物，而且你猜怎么样？我承包了明天的另一个葬礼。
the dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!
今天那个死鬼的最好朋友的。我是说，这件事让我看上去象是职业葬礼承办商！
Phoebe: Mon! I'm so happy for you!
莫！我真为你高兴！
Monica: Thanks. Like, check out my new catering stuff. Look at this! I'm an omelet station! Omelet? Made to order!
谢谢。看看我的新设备。看这个！我是个煎蛋卷站！煎蛋卷？按秩序来！
Phoebe: I'll have one, please. Plus my money.
我也点一份，还有我的钱。
Monica: Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away.
哦。好的，我觉得你不是立刻需要它。
I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I...I used it to buy all this stuff.
我是说，你叫我当个宴会承包商。所以我做了，我的意思是，我......我把它们都花了，买了这些。
Rachel: Aborigine! ! Oh...no.
“原住民”！
Monica: But look- I got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that.
但是，你看，我已经找到了明天的工作，那么我可以把明天挣到的钱还给你。
Phoebe: Oh. Ok. Woo, sorry I acted like a bank.
哦。好的。哦，不好意思，我表现的象个银行。
Monica: Ok.
没事。
Rachel: Aborigine! Oh, no, I tried that already.
“原住民”！不对，刚才就试过了。
Ross: Huh...
哦......
Cheryl: Um, would you like to come in?
哦，想不想进去？
Ross: Did homo-erectus hunt with wooden tools? {Is the Pope Catholic? }
直立人用木头工具狩猎么？
Cheryl: According to recent findings!
最新证据显示是的。
Cheryl: Here Mitzi! Here Mitzi!
过来米兹！过来米兹！
Ross: Uh, Mitzi is...
哦，米兹是......
Cheryl: My hamster. I hope she's ok, I haven't seen her in a while. Have a seat.
我的老鼠。希望她没事，我有段时间没看到她了，坐。
Ross: Uh...Oh hey, do you, uh...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
哦，哦嘿，你，哦你有没有肉桂吐司吗？
Cheryl: What?
什么？
Ross: Well, I do! Why don't we go back to my place, light a couple of candles, break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties, uh...
好的，我有！为什么咱们不去我那儿，点上几根蜡烛，打开一盒肉桂吐丝，嗯。
Cheryl: I'd rather not.
还是不要好了。
Ross: Oh, yeah, why not?
为什么？
Cheryl: Ok, um, don't take this the wrong way, but your place kind of has a weird smell.
好的，你别太在意，你房间里有一股怪味。
Monica: Oh, is everything in the car?
哦，东西都装上车了？
Phoebe: Yes. Did you settle the bill?
对，你整理好帐单了？
Monica: No. I hate this part.
没有。我恨这部分工作。
Phoebe: Oh. Aw. Oh, look what we almost left.
哦，看看我们差点还忘了什么。
Monica: No, that's not mine.
那不是我的。
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
哦，好吧。哦！看看我们差点拿了什么！
Monica: Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? Well, we're all cleaned up in the kitchen.
对不起，巴卡特夫人，我们已经把厨房打扫完了。
Mrs. Burkart: Aww, good. Thank you.
很好，谢谢你。
Monica: Um, and, well there's just the...the the small matter of the um...
还有一件小事......
Mrs. Burkart: Dear?
什么事？
Monica: Just the matter of...payment?
就是......费用的事。
Mrs. Burkart: Jack used to handle the finances!
钱都是杰克在管。
Phoebe: You get it?
拿到了吗？
Monica: No, but I made a widow cry! See you in hell!
没有，但是把那寡妇惹哭了，我们地狱再见吧！
Rachel: You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
你知道我们应该去干什么？去看音乐剧。
Chandler: Sure...
当然......
Rachel: You know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner.
你知道我们应该去看谁？1996年托尼奖获得者。
I mean that one's gotta be good. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
你知道那人叫什么名字么？
Chandler: I don't know...um, Grease?
我不知道，呃，格雷斯？
Rachel: No....
不是。
Chandler: Rent?
伦特？
Rachel: Yes! Rent!
对！伦特！
Chandler: Ok, so when do you wanna go?
好，那么你打算什么时候去？
Rachel: What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.
什么？哦，对不起，我不能去，我很忙。
Joey: Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
天哪，女孩子的礼物真难买。
Chandler: Yes, it is, at OfficeMax.
是的，没错，尤其是去马克斯商店（办公用品连锁店）。
Rachel: What did you get her?
你买了什么？
Chandler: A pen.
一支笔。
Joey: It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
这是两件礼物。这是支笔，也是个表！啊？
Chandler: Huh-huh! You can't give her that.
哈哈！你不能送她这个。
Joey: Why not?
为什么？
Chandler: Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!
因为她不是11岁！而且这也不是光明节的第七夜！（在这一夜要玩寻找小东西的游戏）
Rachel: Ok, honey, what he means by that, is...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?
好的，亲爱的，他的意思是这应该是件非常好的礼物，应该是适合男朋友送她的。
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over..."Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
这当然是！她工作的时候需要笔，她写字的时候，把笔转过来，哇！到了我和乔伊约会的时间了！
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did...what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
好，好，安琪拉。德尔维琪生日的时候你送的什么？
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
我们约会的那段时间没有她生日。
Chandler: For three years?
整整3年？
Joey: Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...
太晚了，而且我还要去参加选角，我已经不能再逛商店了！我......
Chandler: All right. I will go out and I will try to find something for her, ok?
好，我出去给她买件礼物，如何？
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
多谢，兄弟。哦，既然你已经去了，能不能顺便送她张卡？
Chandler: Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?
你是否希望我最好再写首诗送她？
Joey: Or...just get a card that has a poem already in it.
或是买张印了诗的卡片。
Rachel: Oh, so it's a card but it's also a poem-holder.
那是一张卡片，也是一页诗。
