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Chandler: Nononono, we're done.
不不，够了。
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that If you'd told me vegetarian lasagna, I would've made vegetarian lasagna.
西尔婶婶，别喊了！如果你告诉过我你要素面条，我就会给你做素的了。
Monica: Well, the meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape.
肉只铺在第三层， 也许你可以把它们刮下来。
Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
罗斯，你真的把所有婴儿书都读了？
Ross: Yep, you could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass and I could find my way out like that!
嗯！ 你可以把我扔到子宫里的任何地方，用不着指南针我都能很快从里面爬出来！
Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool... it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta.
噢，这个不错，书上说有些地方的人真的吃胎盘。
Chandler: And, we're done with the yogurt. Phoebe: Sorry.
呃， 这酸奶算是吃不下去了。对不起。
Monica: Anut Syl, I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? Nice talk, Aunt Syl. You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
西尔婶婶，我是出于好心才做的，我可不是宴席承办人。那你让我拿这一打面怎么办？婶婶你真会说话，你就用这张嘴亲吻弗莱蒂叔叔吗？
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? This is your baby. " Hi, Daddy.
嗨，罗斯，知道吗，你的宝贝现在就这么大？"这就是你的孩子，“你好，爸爸！”。
Ross: Hello.
你好。
Joey: " How come you don't live with Mommy? "" How come Mommy lives with that other lady? ""What's a lesbian? "
为什么你不和妈咪一起住？为什么妈咪和另一个女人一起住？什么是女同性恋？
Rachel: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poconos.
亲爱的，你会说的，波克诺斯，波克诺斯，就像 波克诺斯。
Paolo: Ah, poke a nose.
啊，波可诺斯。
Monica: So did I hear Poconos?
我好像听到了波克诺斯？
Rachel: Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.
是的，我妹妹这周末把她的地盘借给我。
Phoebe: Woohoo, first weekend away together!
哇，第一次周末结伴出游！
Monica: Yeah. It's a big step. Phoebe: I know.
是啊，很快的进展嘛。 我知道。
Chandler: Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!
哎，就是个周末而已，没什么！
Ross: Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be... flung by now?
不是说只是玩玩的吗，啊？ 现在也该玩完了吧？
Rachel: I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm just totally, totally...
我觉得我们已远远超出只是玩玩的状态了，现在我的感觉只有在Danielle Steele的书里才找得到。我是说，当我和他在一起的时候，我完全，完全地......
Ross:...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? I could call lmmigration.
恶心，我浑身都觉恶心。我该怎么办？ 打电话给移民局？ 我可以打电话给移民局哎！
Phoebe: What?
怎么了？
Rachel: Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is making shadow puppets.
看啊，丑陋裸男正在玩皮影戏。
Phoebe: Oh, but look, it's Abraham Lincoln. Monica: Oh, right.
看啊，那是阿不拉罕?林肯。噢，真的！
Ross: Go. Go!
去吧！去吧！
Joey: I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands...
我真喜欢小孩子， 他们那小鞋子，小脚指头， 小手......
Chandler: Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!
好了，你必须停止这样，永远停止！
Joey: Need a new table. Chandler: You think?
我们需要新桌子了。你觉得？
Carol: Hey hey, come on in! Ross: Hey, hello! mmwa! I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna. Oh great! Is it vegetarian, because Susan doesn't eat meat.
嘿， 进来吧！嘿！ 我把书都拿回来了，这位是莫妮卡送你的爱心面条。哦，太好了！ 是素的吗，苏珊不吃肉。
Ross: I'm pretty sure that it is. Nineteen weeks, the breasts are starting to swell. According to the literature.
我很确定是的。已经十九周，可以看出乳房开始膨胀。这是从书上看来的。
Carol: I got the results of the amnio today. Ross: Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....? Totally and completely healthy.
我今天拿到超声波结果了。喔，告诉我，快告诉我，情况怎样？非常以及十分的健康！
Ross: Oh, tha's great, that is great! Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
太棒了，简直太棒了！嘿，你和苏珊什么时候认识的休伊·路易斯？
Carol: Uh, that's our friend Tanya.
那是我们的朋友塔尼亚。
Ross: Of course it's your friend Tanya.
这当然是你们的朋友塔尼亚。
Carol: Don't you wanna know about the sex?
想知道是什么性吗？
Ross: The sex? I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. But when you throw in Tanya....
性？光想象着你和苏珊在一起的样子我就很...... 之后还把塔尼亚加进来......
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
罗斯，我是说孩子的性别。
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, ohohoh!
喔，你知道孩子的性别了？噢~噢~噢！
Carol:Do you wanna know?
想知道吗？
Ross: No, no, no, I don't wanna know. Absolutely not. No I think, you know, I think you shouldn't know until you look down there and see," Oh, there it is. Or isn't.
不，我不想，绝对不想。你知道吗，我觉得应该到时候再低头一看， 然后说：“哦，那儿有鸡鸡！” 或者，“或者没有”。
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
罗斯，你好。
Ross: Susan.
苏珊。
Susan: So? So did you hear?
怎么？ 你们知道结果了？
Ross: Yes, we did, everything's AOK!
是的，我们知道了，一切都很正常！
Susan: Oh, that's so cool. It really is...do we know...?
噢， 那真的是太好了！真的是...... 我们知道了？
Carol: We certainly do, it's going to be a...
当然了，它将是个.....
Ross: Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, you see, a guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!
哦，嘿，嘿！吼 吼，这儿还站着一个不想知道的人呢！
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
那么，是我们之前想的那样吗？
Ross: What, ok, what, what did we think it was going to be? No, no, no I don't wanna know, don't wanna know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go.
什么，好吧，什么...... 我们想着将会是什么？不，不要， 我不想知道，不想。好吧，我应该回去了。
Carol: Well, thanks for the books.
好吧，谢谢你的书。
Ross: No problem. Okay. Susan.
不客气。 好吧，苏珊。
Susan: All right, who should we call first, your folks, or Deb and Rona?
好吧，我们要先给谁打电话，你家人，还是德布和罗娜？
Carol: Hello?
你好？
Ross: Never mind. I don't wanna know.
没事了， 我不想知道。
Chandler: Ok, but just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?
就因为这是我的桌子，我就得去买个新的？
Joey: That's the rule.
这是规矩。
Chandler: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!
什么规矩？ 根本没有规矩，如果有的话，规矩就是你欠我个桌子！
Joey: How did you get there?
你凭什么这么说？
Chandler: Well, I believe this piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio.
这个桌子一直很结实直到你在吃早餐时蹂躏那个黄油罐子。
Joey: You knew about that?
你知道这事？
Chandler: Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.
这么说吧，看到那黄油的惨状，我已经不需要想象了。
Joey: Ok, How about if we split it?
那我们凑钱买怎么样？
Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together?
你什么意思，一起买？
Joey: Yeah.
是啊
Chandler: You think we're ready for something like that?
你认为我们的关系到那个程度了吗？
Joey: Why not?
为什么不呢？
Chandler: Well, just it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?
这可是个很大的付出，我是说，要是有人想搬出去呢？
Joey: Why, are you moving out? Chandler: I'm not moving out. You would tell me if you were moving out, right?
为什么，你要搬吗？ 我才不搬。你搬的话，要告诉我好吗？
Chandler: Yes, yes, it's just that with my last roommate Kip...
好，好的，只是我上个室友奇普......
Joey: Aw, I know all about Kip!
哎，我听够奇普的事情了！
Chandler: We bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.
我们一起买了个木炭火盆，后来他结婚搬走了，事情变得很不好协调。
Joey: Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?
好吧，我问你个问题，作为室友，奇普比我好吗？
Chandler: Oh, don't do that.
噢，别这么问。
Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.
你的日程有些变化，4:00的草药按摩推迟到4:30，还有索莫菲尔德太太取消了5:30的日式指压。
Phoebe: Ok, thanks.
知道了，谢谢。
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum.
哦， 你3:00的顾客来了，我不想表现的不专业，但是，他太迷人了。
Paolo: Buon Giorno, Bella Phoebe!
你好，漂亮的菲比。
Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?
哦，保罗， 你好， 你怎么来了？
Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage?
嗯， 拉盖勒......告诉我......你会按摩。
Phoebe: Well, Racquela's right, yeah! Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started.
拉盖勒说得对！好吧，我听不懂你说的话，我们直接开始吧。
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, being naked?
嗯， 需要我......脱光么？
Phoebe: Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!
额，这看个人喜好， 我是说，有的人喜欢，都脱掉......噢！ 你真的脱光了！
Rachel: I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
我无法理解你为什么不想知道，我是说，我可做不到，如果医生知道，卡萝尔，苏珊也知道........
Monica: And Monica knows.
莫妮卡也知道。
Ross: Wha, how could you know, I don't even know!
你怎么知道的， 我都不知道！
Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.
卡萝尔打电话来谢谢我送的面条，我直接问的，她就告诉我了。
Joey: So what's it gonna be?
那么孩子的性别是？
Ross: Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!
等一下，嘿， 哈， 太好了， 现在他都知道了，我却不知道！
Monica: I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!
对不起， 只是我要当姑姑，太兴奋了！
Joey: Or an uncle...
也有可能是叔叔。
Joey and Chandler: Hey Phoebe!
来啦！菲比！
Ross: Hi Pheebs!
嗨，菲比。
Phoebe: Fine!
好了。
Monica: Phoebe, what's the matter?
菲比，出什么了？
Phoebe: Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts.
没什么， 对不起， 我只是，我的好心情都没了。
Chandler: Well, you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use them. Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here?
那么我可以补给你点，我很少用到他们。你好，能给我们上些咖啡么？
Rachel: Oh, right, that's me!
哦，对，那是在叫我！
Joey: Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on.
嘿，钱德勒，那个卖桌子的地方7点就关门了，走吧。
Chandler: Fine.
好吧。
Monica: Phoebe, what is it?
菲比，你怎么了？
Phoebe: All right, you know Paolo?
好吧，你知道保罗吧？
Ross: I'm familiar with his work, yes...
是的，我了解他那点把戏的。
Phoebe: Well, he made a move on me.
他调戏我。
Joey: Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!
噢，不急， 商店明天还会开！
Chandler: More coffee over here, please!
请再来点咖啡好吗！
Monica: Well, what happened?
怎么回事？
Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until...
他来按摩，本来挺好的直到......
Joey and Chandler: Ooooohh!
噢！
Ross: My God.
天哪。
Monica: Are you sure?
你确定？
Phoebe: Oh yeah, I'm sure. And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.
是的， 我确定。后来突然间，他的手不再是关键的了。
Monica: Was it...? Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there. Wow!
他那儿......？嗯，童子军都能在那扎营了。哇。
Ross: So. What did you do?
那么，你怎么做的？
Phoebe: I dealt with it like a professional.
我很专业的处理了这件事。
Rachel: "Woo," what?
你们在哇什么？
Phoebe: Uma Thurman.
乌玛?瑟曼。
Monica: Oh!
噢！
Ross: The actress!
那个女演员！
Ross: Thanks Rach.
谢了， 瑞秋。
Chandler: So what are you gonna do?
那么你打算怎么办？
Ross: You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman. I think it's a feminist issue. Guys? Guys?
你必须告诉她！ 你一定要告诉她！这是作为朋友，作为女人的的责任， 我觉得涉及到女性权利事宜！ 是吧？伙计们？伙计们？
Chandler: Oh, yeah, you have to tell her. Joey: Feminist issue. That's where I went!
哦，对，你必须告诉她。女权问题，和我想的一样！
Phoebe: She is gonna hate me.
她会恨我的。
Ross: Yeah, well...
是的，没办法。
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one?
你挑一个， 随便挑一个。 那个怎么样？
Chandler: That's patio furniture!
那是露台家具！
Joey: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uhoh, I'm outside again?"
那又怎样？难道人们进屋后会想，“哦，我又出来了？”
Chandler: Fine. What about the birds?
好吧，那个带鸟图案的呢？
Joey: I don't know, birds just don't say, "Hello, sit here, eat something."
不好说，鸟桌不会给人以 “你好， 坐下吃点什么。”的感觉。
Chandler: You pick one.
那你选吧。
Joey: All right, how about the ladybugs?
好吧， 那带瓢虫的怎么样？
Chandler: Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!
哦， 且不说鸟，红色的大虫子就能让人有食欲了？
Joey: Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!
好， 你想要鸟的， 就要鸟那个吧！
Chandler: Not like that, I won't! Kip would have liked the birds!
你要是这样，我可不要。 奇普会喜欢那个带鸟的。
