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Joey: There you go. Keep going, keep going.
这就对了，继续，继续。
Ross: I want to take my tongue and...
我要用我的舌头……
Joey: Say it. Say it!
快说啊，快说！
Ross: run it all over your body...until you're trembling with...
舔遍你的全身…… 直到你颤抖……
Chandler: With?
然后呢？
Ross: Funny story.
真好笑。
Joey: You're not gonna believe this.
你不会相信的。
Chandler: No, no, it's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.
不，不，没什么。我一向赞成你们两个小子交往。
Joey: The trembling thing was nice.
颤抖那一段不错。
Ross: Shut up!
闭嘴！
Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you were sleeping, that guy from your old job called again.
Chandler，你睡觉时老东家又打电话来。
Chandler: Again?
又打来？
Joey: And again and again and again. Hello? And again.
一遍又一遍。你好？又打来了。
Chandler: Hey, Mr. Costilick. How's life on the 15th floor? Yeah, I miss you too. It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. That's very generous. But, look, this isn't about the money. You know? I just, I need something. It's more than a job. I need something I really care about. And that's on top of the yearend bonus you mentioned earlier?
Costilick先生，15楼的情况如何？我也想念你。对，偷家里的笔不够刺激。你真慷慨，但这不是钱的问题。你知道吗？我需要的不只是一份工作 ，我要的是我真正想要的。这是你稍早提过的年终红利之外的津贴？
All: Your dream!
你的梦想…
Chandler: Look, Al, I'm not playing hardball here, okay? This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! Stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! I'll see you Monday!
艾尔，我不是在故意为难你。这不是交涉，这叫拒绝。不，别再讲数字了！告诉你，你看错人了，看错人了！星期一见！
Phoebe: Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. This is a cube!
好大，比小格子大多了。这是一个格间！
Chandler: Look at this.
看这里。
Phoebe: You have a window!
你有窗户！
Chandler: Yes, indeedy. With a beautiful view of...
没错，还有美丽的风……
Phoebe: Look! That guy's peeing!
看，有人在小便！
Chandler: That's enough of the view. OK, all right. Check this out. Look at this. Okay, sit down here. This is great. You ready?
风景看够了，看这个。坐下。这个最酷，准备好没？
Phoebe: Yeah. Helen, could you come in here for a moment? Thank you, Helen. That'll be all. Last time I do that. I promise. You know, she doesn't seem very warm.
好了。海伦，能进来一下吗？谢谢你，海伦，没事了。最后一次了，我保证。她看起来不怎么热情。
Chandler: I know. She has no personality.
我知道。她没有个性。
Monica: No, Wendy, don't do this to me. Wendy, we had a deal. Yeah, you promised. Wendy, Wendy, Wendy?
温蒂，不要这样对我。我们约好的，你答应过我。温蒂？温蒂？温蒂？
Rachel: Who was that?
那是谁？
Monica: Wendy bailed.
温蒂放我鸽子了。
Monica: I have no waitress.
我没服务生了。
Rachel: That's too bad. Byebye.
真是太糟糕了。再见。
Monica: Ten dollars an hour! Twelve dollars an hour!
一小时十元！一小时十二元！
Rachel: Moni, I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.
莫妮，我希望可以，但我已经计划好去走走。
Monica: You know, Rachel, when you ran out on your wedding, I was there for you. put a roof over your head! If that means nothing to you.... Twenty dollars an hour.
你逃婚之后我一直关心你。我让你有地方住， 如果这样对你仍毫无意义…一小时二十元。
Rachel: Done.
成交。
Rachel: Hello. Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
欢迎光临摩尼卡的厨房， 我能拿你的外套吗？
Monica: Hi, Steve.
你好，史帝夫。
Steve: Hello, Monica. Hello, greeter girl.
你好，摩妮卡。你好，招待小姐。
Monica: This is Rachel.
她叫瑞秋。
Steve: Yeah, okay.
好的。
Phoebe: Everything smells so delicious. I can't remember the time I smelt such a delicious combination of Okay, smells.
味道好香。我早已忘记这种…… 好的，香味。
Steve: It's a lovely apartment.
这房子真漂亮。
Monica: Thank you. Would you like a tour?
谢谢，想参观一下吗？
Steve: I was just being polite, but all right.
我只是客套一下，但，好吧。
Rachel: What's up?
怎么了？
Phoebe: ln the cab on the way over......Steve blazed up a doobie.
他坐计程车来时燃了一根草。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Phoebe: Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja.
抽了一根大麻……
Rachel: Ok, Ok, Ok.
好了，好了好了。
Rachel: I'm with you, Cheech.
我和你在一起。
Phoebe: OK.
好的。
Rachel: Do you think he's gonna be cool?
你认为他会冷静吗？
Steve: ls it dry in here?
这里很干燥吗？
Rachel: Let me get you some wine.
我来为你倒杯酒。
Monica: I think we're ready for our first course too. These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce... ...with just a touch of minced....ginger.
我们可以上第一道菜了。这些是石虾小方饺。芫萎调味酱加上一点点……碎姜。
Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!
打我屁股叫我朱蒂。真是太好吃了！
Monica: Gosh! I'm so glad you liked them.
我真高兴你喜欢。
Steve: Like them? I could eat 100 of them!
喜欢？我可以吃下上百个！
Monica: That's all there is of these... ...but in a few minutes, we'll serve some tartlets.
只有这一些。但再过8分半钟我们就会献上美味的洋葱馅饼。
Steve: Tartlets? Tartlets. Tartlets. Word has lost all meaning.
馅饼……馅饼……馅饼……文字都已失去意义。
Rachel: Excuse me. Can I help you with anything?
请问需要任何帮忙吗？
Steve: You know, I don't know what I'm looking for. Cool! Taco shells! You know, these are...They're like a little corn envelope, you know?
你看，我也不知道自己在找什么。酷，墨西哥馅饼！这个就像是玉米卷。
Monica: You don't wanna spoil your appetite.
你不该影响食欲。
Steve: Hey, SugarO's!
糖欧！
Monica: You know, if you just wait another 6 and half minutes...
如果你再等6分钟半……
Steve: Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!
乾酪通心面！我们要做这个！
Monica: No, we don't.
不，我们不做。
Steve: Oh, okay. Sorry.
哦，好吧，抱歉。
Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here? Give me the gummy bears.
我们何不坐这儿。小熊软糖给我 。
Steve: No.
不。
Monica: Give them to me.
把他给我
Steve: I'll share.
好吧，分你一半。
Monica: No. Give me the bears.
小熊给我。
Steve: You can't have any.
你不能全部抢走。
Phoebe: It's not worth it!
这样不值得！
Steve: Bears overboard! They're drowning! Don't just stand there. Call 911. Hey, fellas, grab onto a SugarO! Save yourselves! Help! Help, I'm drowning!
小熊落水了，他们快淹死了！不要站在那里。打911。嗨，伙计们，抓住糖欧逃命啊！救命啊...。我淹水了！
Monica: That's it! Dinner is over!
我受够了，晚餐结束！
Steve: What! Why?
什么？为什么？
Monica: Why? What if I came into your office and I started...? I can't think of an example. OK? I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this...and you can't wait 4 and half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?
什么？试想一下我到你的办公室然后开始……？我想不出一个合适的例子，好吧？这机会我已等了七年而你却等不了四分半钟之后再吃洋葱馅饼吗？
Monica: So I told him, "I'm sorry. That's how I feel." And he told me I harshed his buzz. Then I said,"Don't eat that. It's a kitchen magnet." And he didn't listen, so we left him in the emergency room.
所以我跟他说， "对不起。这就是我的感受。"他居然说我声音太刺耳搞得他耳朵嗡嗡叫。然后我说，"别吃这个，这是厨房磁铁"。结果他不听，我们只好把他留在急救室了。
Ross: Mon, I'm sorry.
摩尼卡，对不起。
Joey: What a tool.
真是个王八蛋。
Phoebe: You did the right thing.
你做的很对。
Rachel: You don't wanna work for that guy.
你不会想为那种人工作的。
Monica: I know. I just... I don't know. I just thought that this was, you know, it.
我知道，只是…… 我以为我的机会来了。
Ross: You'll get there. You're an amazing chef.
你会成功的，你是个了不起的厨师。
Phoebe: Yeah, you know, those yummy noises? I wasn't faking.
记得那些赞美的声音？我不是装的。
Rachel: Oh, by the way, Am I gonna get paid for the full three hours? Just a question. We'll talk about it later.
噢，对了， 我能拿到全时三小时工资吗？只是一个问题而已。我们以后再说。
Joey: So, how did it go with Celia?
和希莉亚的状况如何？
Ross: I was unbelievable.
我简直是太神了 。
Joey: All right, Ross!
干得好，罗斯！
Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif. At one point, there were villagers.
我就像是詹姆斯密奇尼一样满口猥琐的话。天下最具巧思的猥亵话。有人物，剧情，主题，其中一段的主角是村夫与村姑。
Joey: And?
然后呢？
Ross: Well, you know, by the time we finished all the dirty talk... it was kind of late and we were both exhausted, so...
猥亵话讲完后已经很晚了。而且我们也已精疲力竭所以……
Joey: You cuddled.
你们爱抚？
Ross: Yeah, which was nice.
那种感觉好好。
Phoebe: Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie or something?
你们想看晚场电影吗？
Rachel: Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?
或许吧，但我们不是该等钱德？
Joey: Where the hell is he?
他到底跑哪儿去了？
Chandler: Yes, Frane. I know what time it is... but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy! Oh, really? Let me tell you something. You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good!
是的，我知道现在几点。但我看着WENUS而且我相当不高兴。真的？告诉你吧，你会在乎是因为我在乎，明白了吗？很好！
Phoebe: How's this? Sorry. How about over here? See. That means it's working. Does this hurt?
这样如何？不好意思，这边呢？这就说明有效果了。痛不痛？
Steve: No.
不痛。
Phoebe: How about this?
这样呢？
Steve: Ah!!!
啊！！！
Phoebe:There you go!Ah!!! Ah!!! I'm gonna throw up!
爽啦！啊！！！啊！！！我要吐了。
