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Rachel: Good, you guys are all here!
太好了，大家都在！
Ross: Hey! What's up?
怎么了？
Rachel: Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!
我明天要去罗夫罗兰面试！
All: Congratulations! Ohh, that's great!
恭喜，太棒了……
Rachel: I know!
我知道！
Joey: Boy, that guy's underwear sucks!
那个牌子的内裤逊毙了！
Rachel: Wh-what? !
什么？
Joey: Oh, I got this pair marked XS, let me tell you, there was no room for excess anything in there.
我买了一条超小号的内裤，（与excess“多余的”同音）里头根本塞不下多余的东西。
Rachel: Anyway, I'm gonna be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, I mean it's the perfect, perfect job for me!
反正工作是女装部的联络人，我直接在主管底下做事，这是我梦寐以求的工作！
Phoebe: Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it!
如果你通过面试就成了！
Rachel: Yeah.
是啊。
Phoebe: You wanna work on your interview skills?
要不要练习一下面试技巧？
Rachel: Ok!
好啊！
Phoebe: Ok! All right, let's start with the handshake. Hi.
好耶！来，先从握手开始。嗨。
Rachel: Hi.
嗨。
Phoebe: Very good handshake, good wrist action.
很会握，手腕的动作很棒。
Rachel: Thank you.
谢谢！
Monica: Let me try.
我来试试。
Phoebe: Ok. Oh my God! What did I ever do to you? !
好。天啊！我哪里得罪你了？
Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?
我握得太用力？
Phoebe: Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler.
这么说吧，好在我不是钱德。
Joey: That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! You can see me! Same as yesterday, same as theday before.
罗斯，我能看到你在新公寓！你也看得到我，跟昨天一样……跟前天也一样。
Monica: Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?
他开始演鲨鱼攻击了没？
Joey: No. Op, wait! There he goes.
还没……等等，他开始了。
Joey: Very funny Ross! Very lifelike and funny. Ok. Oh no-no-no, I-I wasn't waving at you lady.
罗斯，很好笑！栩栩如生又好笑。不……小姐，我不是向你挥手。
Joey: Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.
或许我是喔，莫妮卡，罗斯那栋楼里有个辣妹在勾引我。
Monica: Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!
你去啊，勾引回来，瞎搅和！
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that.
我知道啦。
Joey: Ok, here goes. How you ah-doing? It worked! She's waving me over. Ok, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor...
好，来咯。你……好……不好？有用耶，她挥手要我过去。好，我马上过去。我看看，她住在三楼……
Monica: Wow! She is pretty, huh?
她真的很美耶！
Joey: Tell me about it, huh? Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, I'm not with her, no, that-that's just Monica! Ewwuck!
这还用你说？不……我跟她没关系，她只是莫妮卡。呃！
Ross: Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?
乔伊，我很会演吧？
Joey: This's your place?
这是你家？
Ross: Yeah, of course it is. Oh, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window, you can pretend to be surfing.
当然是。请进，对了，经过窗户能假装在冲浪。
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man!
可是我算过啊，这里住的不应该是你。要命！
Joey: Ugh!
呃！
Monica: What happened?
怎么了？
Joey: I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I must've miss-counted or something. Damn! She's not there anymore. Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his 'Watching TV' bit.
我最后跑到罗斯家去了，一定是我算错了。可恶，她不在了，你看，罗斯在演看电视那段。
Monica: No Joey, I think he's just watching TV.
乔伊，我觉得他真的在看电视。
Gary's Radio: We've lost visual contact with the suspect.
嫌犯已失去踪迹。
Gary: Ok, now I've really have to go!
好，我现在非走不可了！
Phoebe: But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just Cause some guy shot at a store clerk.
这真是太不公平了，有人开枪打店员，我们的约会就得中断。
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweetheart!
亲爱的，我知道，但这是我的工作！
Phoebe: Ok, then maybe I can come too!
好吧，不如我一起去！
Gary's Radio: Suspect has just emerged naked from the sewer.
嫌犯刚从水沟中裸体现身。
Phoebe: All right, you go.
好吧，你去就好。
Gary: Bye-bye.
再见。
Phoebe: Ok, bye!
好，再见！
Phoebe: Oh God!
天啊！
Monica: What?
怎么了？
Phoebe: Oh I just miss him so much!
我好想念他！
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
才一个星期就这么亲密了？
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this, this little puppy dog, you know? But like a really tough one who, shoots bad guys.
是啊，说来很奇怪。可是我没办法，他真的很体贴。像是小狗狗，却很强悍，还会开枪打坏人。
Phoebe: Ohh, I just love the beginning parts of relationships, you know? ! You just like can't keep your hands off each other and
我最喜欢刚开始恋爱的感觉，彼此难分难舍……
Monica: I know, it is the best.
我知道，热恋是最棒的。
Phoebe: Ohh, God. So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
你和钱德的热恋持续了多久？
Monica: What? It's still going on.
什么？我们还在热恋啊。
Phoebe: Come on, seriously! When did it end?
少来，老实说，何时结束的？
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
我是很老实啊，我们一直粘在一起。
Phoebe: Ok, well, you know where you are, better than I do. I was just curious.
好吧，你们的事你最清楚，我只是好奇罢了。
Monica: Why don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right? ! Why don't you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you know you're the only hot couple!
菲比，你别发神经了好不好？请你先去把事实搞清楚，不要逢人便说全天下只有你们在热恋！
Phoebe: God, I woke the beast. Sorry. I was wrong, obviously, I just - I misspoke. It's ok.
天啊，野兽被我吵醒了。显然是我错了，我失言。没事了。
Monica: Oh-hey, it is ok, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, I meanjust as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, it is on fire!
没事了，只要你知道我和钱德，也和你们一样火热缠绵就好！我们的热情……正在燃烧！
Chandler: Hey Monica, here's your broom back.
莫妮卡，扫把还你。
Monica: You are so cute.
你真可爱。
Chandler: Wow, the cute bar keeps getting lower and lower, doesn't it?
她想把我的可爱全吸过去？
Chandler: Oh hey, how'd the interview go?
面试顺不顺利？
Rachel: Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!
糟透了，我犯了最蠢最丢人的错误！
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
你跟考官说要跟他老婆上床，然后又从椅子上跌下来？
Rachel: No!
不是！
Joey: Did you get drunk on the way over there?
你在面试之前喝醉了？
Rachel: No.
不是。
Joey: Well that explains why you didn't do the other stuff.
难怪你没说要跟他老婆上床。
Chandler: So what happened?
那是怎么了？
Rachel: Oh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, you know? I even made him laugh.
真是糟糕透顶，原本面试都很顺利，我还把大家逗笑了。
Rachel: He said something about a boat and I was like, "Well, yeah! If-if you've got enough life jackets!"
考官说到什么船的事，我答腔说“只要救生衣够多就行”。
Rachel: Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so, we were saying goodbye and ugh!
相信我，当时真的很逗。反正到了最后说再见……
Joey: What happened?
怎么了？
Rachel: All right, we were shaking hands and he kind of leaned toward me...You know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally missread him and I uhhh...
我们当时正要握手，他缓缓朝我靠过来……他也许是要帮我开门，但是我完全误会了，所以我就……
Joey: You kissed him? !
你亲了上去？
Rachel: I-I didn't know what else to do!
我又没有别的办法。
Chandler: Well you coulda tried, not kissing him.
你可以试着别去亲他。
Rachel:Thanks, Chandler.
钱德，真是多谢你。
Monica: Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!
瑞秋，罗夫·罗兰的人来电，要你去第二关面试！
Rachel: Monica, that's not funny.
莫妮卡，这并不好笑。
Monica: Oh, ok. Umm, A guy from Ralph Lauren called. You got a second interview.
那好吧。罗夫罗兰的人来电，要你去第二关面试。
Rachel: Oh my God, Monica, you better be serious.
莫妮卡，你最好认真一点。
Monica: You just told me to be funny!
刚才是你要我搞笑的。
Rachel: Oh my God! I can't, I can't believe it! I got a second interview!
不敢相信我还能去第二关面试！
Monica: Yes!
是啊！
Joey: Yeah I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a mistake now, is it?
我看那一吻没那么糟嘛？
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
慢着……他要我回去面试，不是因为那一吻吧？
Joey: Yeah! No?
是啊……不是？
Monica: A kiss? What're you talking about?
你们在说什么？
Rachel: Aw. I-I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back you know of course, because "Let's bring back the girl who kisses everybody!"
我意外地在面试中亲了考官，他现在还要我回去，“把那逢人便亲的女孩带来”。
Chandler: Come on, Rach.
瑞秋，你别乱想了。
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
天啊，万一他觉得我是那种，随便跟他上床的人怎么办？
Monica: He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.
他要你回去面试，或许是因为你适合那工作。
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't know- Oh, God, how could I be so stupid? !
或许吧，我不知道……天啊，我怎么会那么蠢？
Joey: Oh, Rachel, look, don't say that, I-I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. She's back! Hot girl's back!
瑞秋，快别那样说了，乔伊给你个抱抱就好。来……她回来了！辣妹回来了！
Rachel: Ohh, well I'm not totally back yet, but thank you.
还不完全是，但是谢谢你。
Joey: No, in Ross's building! She's back! She's back! Ok, wait there, I'll be over in a second. One, two, three, done!
不是说你，是罗斯那栋楼的辣妹，她回来了……等一下，我马上过去。一、二、三……知道了！
Chandler: I gotta check out this hot girl! There she is!
我来看看她有多辣！辣妹在这里！
Joey: Damn it! Did you move? !
可恶，你搬家啦！
Ross: Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. I'm Ross.
是啊，我跟你们住了一阵子，然后搬到了这里。我是罗斯。
The Old Man: Yes?
有什么事？
Joey: Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
你家里有住辣妹吗？
The Old Man: No. I'm all alone.
没有，我一个人住
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
是啊，我很遗憾。小女孩，你好，你妈妈、姐姐或是保姆，有没有谁正好是辣妹？
The Little Girl: Daddy!
爹地！
Joey: Uh later!
下次再聊！
Joey: Oh man! Hot girl! Hot girl!
真要命！辣妹！辣妹……
Mr. Zelner: Hi Rachel!
嗨，瑞秋！
Rachel: Hi!
嗨！
Mr. Zelner: Come on in.
请进。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Mr. Zelner: It's really nice to see you again.
很高兴再次见到你。
Rachel: Thank you.
谢谢。
Mr. Zelner: Oh Rachel, uhh...
瑞秋……
Rachel: What?
什么？
Mr. Zelner: Just ah...
就是……
Rachel: Excuse me?
你说什么？
Mr. Zelner: Here let me...
我来帮你……
Rachel: Wh-whoa! All right, ok, I see, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look, look, I am sorryif I have given you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead!
好，我知道是怎么回事了！听着，抱歉让你误会了，但我不是那种随便的女孩，为了工作就能出卖肉体。
Rachel: Now even-, hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir.
听我说！……虽然我亲过你，你也没有权利要我跟你上床。这份工作我也没有那么想要，再会。
Rachel: You're going in there to see Mr. Zelner, I hope you're ready to put out.
进去见则纳先生，可得准备好卖弄风骚。
Woman Waiting: I am.
我会的。
