Joey: Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.

Chandler: Or.Dick.

Ross: Hey. Chandler and Hey. Listen, I I need a favor. Umm, I was in the shower, and as I was cleansing myself, I ah, I I, well I felt something.

Chandler: Was it like a sneeze only better?

Ross: No, no, I mean, I mean like a thing on my body.

Joey: Well what was it?

Ross: Well, I I don't know, it's it's kind of in a place that's not.It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could could help me out.

Chandler and Whoa! !! No! ! Come on you guys, no big deal!

Chandler: Whoa heeeiiiiii iiiii ah! ! Huh. Well what is it? Is it a mole?

Joey: No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.

Ross: Well, eww. Is it what? A pimple?

Chandler: No, it's.fancier than a pimple. Look Ross, why don't you just go see a do. Hey guys! What's.

Chandler: Ok, well, it's definite, two more weeks of winter. Ahhh. Yeah, right.

Phoebe: Ok, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music.

Vince: Good deal. Yeah, and these are my friends. People. This is Vince, Vince, the people. Hi! Hey!

Vince: Hey! Vince is a fireman.

Rachel: Wow! Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building before?

Vince: 98 hot saves, highest in the force.

Chandler: Well, you know if Joey and I played with matches we could get you up to an even hundred.

Vince: Fire safety is not a joke, son.

Chandler: You're right, I know.

Vince: Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. See you Saturday. Ok.

Rachel: Wow, he's cute, Pheebs! But I thought you just started dating that Kindergarten teacher.

Phoebe: Oh, Jason? Yeah, uh huh, we're seeing each other tonight.

Rachel: What Pheebs? ! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.

Phoebe: I know, I know! I'm like playing the field. You know? Like, juggling two guys, I'm sowing my wild oats. You know?

You know, this kind of like you know oat sowing, field playing juggler.

Joey: So, Pheebs, do they know about each other?

Phoebe: Does a dog's lips move when he reads? Ok no, and they don't know.

Ross: Hey guys! Hey. Hi!

Joey: Well? ! Ok, how'd it go at the doctor's?

Ross: Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.

Joey: Well what is it? ! He couldn't even tell me! He said it was just some sort of skin.abnormality.

Joey: So so it's just skin? Well, no. He said it's skin like.

Chandler: Ok. So it's not skin. Well it's in the skin family. And the worst thing is he he he said, he said, without being able to identify it, he was reluctant to remove it.

Chandler: Hey, well you know what? You should go to my guy, 'cause when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. You know?

So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.

Ross: At least they knew what yours was. You know, yours had a name.

Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! You know, they'd call it, the Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."

Ross: Yeah, that'd be cool!

Monica: Pete's breaking up with me.

All: What? !

Monica: I just checked my messages, and, he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.

Rachel: And? Well that's it. People never say 'We need to talk' un unless it's something bad.

Joey: Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you.

Monica: Really? !

Joey: Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.

Jason:.and I know I'll never get rich doing it, but, I gotta tell you, it's pretty cool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life.

Phoebe: That is so great! Oh, I.Oh my God! Whoa! Oh my God! Ahh ahh, we'd better call the fire department! No! No! No, no?

Phoebe: Well, we don't n n n n need a fireman, we'd, we'd like a good mechanic.

Jason: Wh What? ! Well, it's pro probably just really low on coolant. Oh my God, here they come! Look we gotta get outta here!

Jason: W w w wait! Why? ! Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Ok?

Ross: Th th that's all it is, a third nipple. You know? Just your run of the mill third nipple. You know? You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off!

Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, let's see what we're dealing with here. What're you doing?

Ross: Just showing you my run of the mill slice it right off third nipple.

Dr. Rhodes: Well that's not a third nipple. Em?

Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.

Ross: Well then, what is it? !

Dr. Rhodes: Wait a minute, hold it. Johnson! Will you come in here a moment? I'm with Hamilton!

Dr. Rhodes: He's good with rare things, bring him in too.

Joey: Hey, you know what you don't see a lot of? Topless tap dancing.

Monica: I really enjoy these little talks we have. I gotta go water Pete's plants. You know what, if he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants.

Chandler: Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If you know what I mean.

Joey: Or ha ha, we could go over there and pee on them.

Phoebe:.and I I can't take it! You know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.

Rachel: Well, honey, then why don't you break up with one of 'em? Uh.

Joey: Whoa whoa whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?

Phoebe: Well, it just, it doesn't feel like playing anymore, it feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field.

Rachel: So, Pheebs, pick one of them.

Monica: Yeah. Which one do you like more?

Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, you know 'cause, he's like a guy guy. You know? He's so burly, he's sooo very burly.

Joey: Ok, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.

Phoebe: Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.

Chandler: Well, sensitive is important, pick him. Yeah.

Joey: Oh sure, go with the sissy.

Phoebe: Jason is not a sissy!

Joey: Oh no no no no, I meant Chandler.

Ross: You know I have dinner plans!

Dr. Rhodes: Thank you soo much for coming on such a short notice. Ladies and gentlemen, I've I've I've been practicing medicine for twenty three years, and I'm stumped.

All: Whoa.

Monica: Ok, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! Whoa! All right. Less lights! No, bad lights! Lights go away! Oh, see? You just need to find the right command.

Ross: Yes, and the dimmer switch.

Joey: Whoa! For a rich guy he's, that's a pretty small TV.

Monica: No no no, that's the video phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.

Chandler: I kea! This is comfortable.

Rachel: This place is amazing.

Phoebe: Oh, God, that is the nicest kitchen. I know.

Phoebe: No! But it's the nicest kitchen, the refrigerator told me to have a great day.

Joey: Look at this! A millionaire's checkbook.

Monica: Joey, put that down! Oh my God! That's Pete. Ok, get out! ! How the hell do you answer a video phone!

Pete: Monica? I guess that's how.

Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going. Oh it's umm, good! It's umm, it's good, just here watering the plants.

Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.

Rachel: Ahh.Chandler's on the couch! ! I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever. Hey Pete. Hi, how ya doing?

Monica: Ahh, Pete, uh, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.

Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. Hey, how's it going?

Monica: Oh no no no, it's it's still me.

Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture in picture here. Yeah. Yeah, ok. I'm gonna have to call you back later. Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.

Monica: Oh, oh, ok umm, so I'll see you soon.

Pete: Ok, I love you. I love you.

All: Love you too. I love you, love you.

Monica: Ok. Well, it's good news. It's good news.

Chandler: So, what do you thing the good news is?

Joey: Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. Oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?

Monica: Oh my.

Rachel: Monica's gonna marry a millionaire! !!

Ross: Hey, you gotta get Mom on the phone. Call Mom! Call Mom!

Pete's Mom: Hello.

Monica: And that's Pete's Mom.

Rachel: Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, "Look how much money we've got!"

You know, I mean you could put, you could put money in in the invitations!

You you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean it'll be dry, but people will like it.

Monica: Would you stop? We've only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we don't even know if he's gonna propose.

Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Ok? He's not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys that's like a third or fourth date kinda thing.