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Joey: Hey, you guys, what're you doing tomorrow night?
嘿，你们明天晚上有事吗？
Chandler:Oh, well, let me see ... I-I believe I'm ... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.
嗯，让我看看，我想我……是的，会在电视机前面睡着。
Joey: Look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.
听着，我经纪人给我六张票，去看一出很棒的舞台剧。
Chandler: I could fall asleep at a play.
我也可以在那出舞台剧演出时睡觉。
Phoebe: What is it?
是什么样的舞台剧？
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
是一个女人的独场戏叫做《你为什么不喜欢我？一个悲惨女人的生命历程》。
Monica: It sounds interesting!
听起来挺有趣的！
Ross: Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett ...
是，听起来挺有趣的，听一个女人抱怨两个小时，我不认为那会更……
Phoebe: I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?
我知道，我们可以开车，可以投票，可以工作那些女人还想要什么呢？
Joey: Well, you guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!
你们会喜欢的，我保证！
Ross: What? How-how come you don't have to go!
什么？为什么你不去呢？
Joey: Oh, I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so, I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.
噢，我希望我可以，但是我发现……我隔天要很早就起来工作，所以我不能去，但是你们可以用剩下的那张票，邀请任何人去都可以。
Chandler: Woo, let's see, who do I hate?
唔，让我瞧瞧我最恨谁呢？
Rachel: Oh, sorry ...
唔，不好意思……
Rachel: Oops, sorry.
噢，不好意思。
Joey: Hey, here you go.
嘿，这儿走。
Rachel: Ooh ... oooh ... oh, ah ...
哦哦哦，啊……
Rachel: Can I ask you a question?
我可以问你一个问题吗？
Monica: Yeah.
好啊。
Rachel: Do you think it's possible, uh, for two friends to-to fool around and-and not have it be a big deal?
你觉得有没有可能两个朋友……打情骂俏后不会有事情发生？
Monica: No, I don't think it ever works. Why?
不可能，为什么？
Rachel: No reason.
没事。
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
等一等，瑞秋？
Rachel: Yeah！
耶！
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
你想要跟谁打情骂俏呢？
Rachel: Nobody, forget it!
没有人，别想太多！
Rachel: Maybe.
或许吧。
Monica: You can't!
不行！
Rachel: Why?
为什么？
Rachel: Ok, seriously I did not understand a word you just said.
说真的，你说什么我一点都不了解。
Monica: In the hall.
到外面去。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
你想要跟乔伊打情骂俏？
Rachel: Yeah! You know what, ever since I had that dream about him, I can't get it out of my head!
是啊！自从我做过那个梦之后，我就一直忘不了！
Rachel: And I mean what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
我是说那又会怎样？很多人都是那样做的！
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
谁？你认识谁只在打情骂俏的？
Rachel: Ok, off the top of my head ... Don and Janet.
好的，随便想想……唐跟珍娜。
Monica: Uhm, who are they?
额，他们是谁？
Rachel: I uh, I know them from work.
工作上认识的人。
Monica: Both of them?
两个都是吗？
Rachel: No, one of them.
不，只有其中一个。
Monica: Which one?
哪一个？
Rachel: I don't know, what were the names I just said?
我不知道，我刚才说了哪些名字呢？
Monica: Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.
瑞秋，事情会变得很复杂的。
Rachel: All right, all right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion?
好吧，你说的对，我不会对乔伊怎样的，我只是以为……好的，那就两杯的龙蒿、一磅的苏打粉还有红洋葱？
Monica: What the hell are you cooking? !
你是想要煮什么呢？
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Joey and Monica and Chandler: Hey!
嘿！
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
嘿，你们不会相信我今天要做什么样的工作。
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
但是罗斯，是你自己选择要谈论恐龙的工作的。
Ross: There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
有两个教授要加入我的部门，而我要在这里跟他们碰面，然后带他们到校园看看。
Monica: What's so bad about that?
那怎么会糟糕呢？
Ross: Well I just know they're gonna be a couple of old windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.
我只知道他们会是那种老空谈者，穿着在手肘的地方缝上仿麂皮的花呢外套。
Monica: Ross?
罗斯？
Ross: These aren't suede.
这些不是仿麂皮。
Charlie: Excuse me, um, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?
不好意思，我在找人。你认不认识 一个叫做罗斯·盖勒的？
Gunther: No.
不认识。
Ross: Hey, hi, hi, I'm, I'm Ross Geller.
嗨，嗨，我是罗斯·盖勒。
Charlie: Oh, hi. I'm professor Wealer.
嗨，我是魏勒教授。
Ross: Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.
喔，这……这太好了。
Charlie: It's a ... It's good to meet you!
很高兴见到你！
Charlie: Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
谢谢你愿意花时间帮我介绍环境。
Ross: Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.
不，这一点也不麻烦的。如果我没有这样做，反正我也只是在健身房健身而已。
Monica: Is he gonna introduce us?
他会介绍我们吗？
Chandler: Nah, I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.
我想他现在根本就看不到我们。
Charlie: Um, by the way, I-I really enjoyed your paper on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.
对了，我真的很喜欢你写的……地域隔绝与快速突变之间关系的论文。
Ross: Oh, I wrote that in one night.
喔，我一个晚上就写完了。
Monica: Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.
我赌二十块钱他们一个月内就会结婚。
Ross: We should probably get going, uh, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
那么我们最好走吧，我们有很多地方要去。
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
不是有另外一位教授要加入我们吗？
Ross: I don't think so.
我想应该没有。
Charlie: I'm-I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?
我非常确定，是从康乃尔来的史伯夫教授。
Ross: Oh, well he's obviously late and the rule in my class is "if you can't come on time, then don't come at all".
他可能是迟到了，而我上课的规矩就是：如果你不能准时到，那就干脆不要到。
Ross: An option that many of my students use.
我很多学生最后都选择后者。
Ross: Shall we?
我们要走了吗？
Charlie: You don't think we should wait for him?
我们不用等他吗？你知道吗？
Ross: Oh, you know what, he's a big boy, I'm sure he'll find us, ok?
他是个大男孩了，我确定他可以找到我们的，好吗？
Professor Spafford: Professor Geller?
盖勒教授吗？
Ross: Oh, damn it!
喔，妈的！
Jane: Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight.
嗨，乔伊，我是珍·罗杰，等不及要参加你今晚的派对了。
Jane: Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
我忘记你的地址了，可以回电给我吗？谢谢，再见。
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Rachel: Hey!
嘿！
Joey: What's happening?
怎么了？
Rachel: Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.
真可惜你没有办法参加今晚的女人独角戏。
Joey: Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day, you know? You know me, work comes first.
啊呜，我也想去，但是我隔天要好早起来。你知道我的，工作最重要。
Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
是啊，是啊。
Message: Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight.
嗨，乔伊，我是珍·罗杰，等不及参加你今晚的派对了。
Joey: Stupid Jane Rogers!
珍·罗杰，你还真蠢！
Rachel: You are having a party tonight? !
你今晚要开派对？
Joey: No!
没有！
Rachel: Joey!
乔伊！
Joey: Yeah ... Kinda having a ... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.
是的……我帮《我们的日子》的人员办了一个聚会。
Rachel: And you weren't gonna tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?
而你却不告诉我们？你认为你可以逃得掉吗？
Joey: I do it every year.
我每年都这样做啊。
Rachel: You do that every year?
你每年都这样做！
Joey: I didn't have to tell you that! God, I'm stupider than Jan Rogers!
我不需要告诉你的！天啊，我比珍·罗杰还愚蠢！
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got us tickets to that play, to get rid of us? !
喔，所以你就给我们去看舞台剧的票甩掉我们！
Joey: Yeah ...
是啊……
Rachel: And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?
去年你就送我们去那间中古世纪餐厅？
Joey: Yeah ...
是啊……
Rachel: And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?
而前年你帮我们安排纽扣工厂之旅？
Joey: I can't believe you guys went for that one!
我不敢相信那个你们也会去！
Rachel: Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?
你为什么不邀请我们参加你的派对呢？
Joey: All right, you're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!
你还好，但是其他人在名人面前都表现的像傻瓜一样！
Rachel: Well, then so just invite me ...
那么，就只邀请我就好了啊……
Joey: Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!
拜托，我只是在说好听的话，你是最糟糕的！
Rachel: Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise!
乔伊，别这样！拜托啦！让我参加，我会克制自己，我保证。
Rachel: I will behave! Please, please, please ...
我会克制自己！拜托……
Joey: Ok, ok! Ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.
好啦，你可以参加。但是不要告诉其他人，八点钟在屋顶上面。
Rachel: Oh, a soap opera roof party!
喔，肥皂剧屋顶派对！
Rachel: I'm going to a soap opera roof party! Oh my God, oh my God!
我要参加肥皂剧屋顶派对！喔，我的天啊！
Rachel: And it's out of my system!
好了，发泄完了！
Professor Spafford: And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos.
然后我老婆跟我搭游轮到加拉巴哥。
Professor Spafford: There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe.
你们不会相信他们的海鲜自助餐厅有多棒。
Professor Spafford: There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
有蛤蜊、河蚌还有生蠔，还有螃蟹……还有花蟹……还有帝王蟹。真可惜我对壳类海鲜对敏。
Ross: So, where did you get your undergraduate degree?
你大学是在哪念的呢？
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
而且我不只对那些过敏。
Ross: Oh, it's not over!
喔，还没有结束啊！
Professor Spafford: I'm also allergic to peanuts, and cashews, and almonds, and filberts ...
我还有对花生跟腰果过敏，还有杏仁果跟榛果……
Ross: So, basically all nuts?
所以基本上是所有的坚果类！
Professor Spafford: Interestingly ... no.
有趣的是，并不尽然。
Charlie: Kinda playing fast and loose with the word "interesting".
你在说“有趣的是”时说的挺慢的，让人以为就是如此。
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom.
不好意思失陪一下，我要去洗手间。
Professor Spafford: When I come back, remind me to tell you about the different types of animal dander I'm allergic to.
当我回来的时候，提醒我告诉你们……我对哪些动物过敏。
Charlie: Oh ... my God!
喔，我的天啊！
Ross: I've lost the will to live.
我已经丧失活下去的意志力了。
Charlie: Let's ditch him!
我们甩了他！
Ross: What?
什么？
Charlie: Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!
在他还在洗手间的时候，我求求你！
Ross: Oh ... ok, ok, fine. But ... ehm ... I just have one question for you, ehm ...
好的，但是我有个问题要先问你……
Ross: When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll ...
我们出去的时候，应该是用走的、跑的……跳的还是散步出去？
Charlie: Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast! Ok, let's go!
别说了！他的话说得慢，搞不好尿得快，我们快走！
Ross: We actually managed to salvage the day.
幸好今天过的还不错。
Charlie: Yeah, we did.
是的，没错。
Charlie: And thanks for spending so much time with me.
谢谢你花这么多时间陪我。
Charlie: I'm so lucky it worked out you don't have class on Tuesday.
我很幸运，你星期二没有课。
Ross: Right.
没错。
Ross: Oh, hey, you guys! This is Charlie!
喔，嘿，你们好，这位是查莉！
Ross: Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
查莉，这是菲比，还有我妹妹莫妮卡。
Phoebe: Hi!
嗨！
Ross: Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.
查莉将要加入我们系。
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleontologist too!
你也是古生物学家！
Phoebe: Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
那好，你对于……雷诺的分割类人猿物种多样性的新理论有何评价？
Charlie: Well, I think he's a little out there, but he does have some interesting ideas.
我觉得他有点太前卫了，但是他是有些有趣的观点。
Phoebe: Ah-hah.
啊哈。
Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry. I had to take this. Excuse me.
很抱歉，我要接一下电话。不好意思。
Ross: Ranion's theory of species variegation?
雷诺的物种多样性？
Phoebe: Yeah, I saw the article on your coffee table and I memorized the title to freak you out!
是的，我在你的咖啡桌上看到一篇文章，我背下了标题想要来吓你！
Monica: So, did you two have fun?
你们俩相处的愉快吗？
Ross: Oh! Oh my God, she's-she's great!
天啊，她真的是太棒了！
Ross: I mean, we-we have so much in common and she's just cool, you know, and funny ...
我们有许多共同点，她真是太酷了，你知道吗？还很风趣……
Monica: And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a hottle! ! Hi!
而且我不知道你有没有注意到 但是她真辣！嗨！
Rachel: Hey ... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well.
嘿……嗨，大家！听着，我觉得不太舒服。
Rachel: I think I'm not gonna get to go to the play.
我想我可能不能去看舞台剧表演了。
Ross: Really? What's-what's wrong?
真的吗？怎么了？
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Uhm, you know ... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about ... Newcastle disease ... and I think I might have it! !
我不知道！好像蛮严重的！我今天早上在电视上有看到……什么关于新城疫的，我想我可能感染到了！
Charlie: Oh, Newcastle disease is a secretion borne virus that only affects chickens and ... other poultry.
噢，新城疫是跟分泌物有关的病毒，只有鸡或是其它家禽才会被传染到。
Rachel: Ok, who is this?
好的，这是谁？
Ross: I'm sorry, Rachel, this is Charlie Wealer, uh she's a collegue.
抱歉，瑞秋，这位是查莉·魏勒，她是我同事。
Rachel: Oh, hi! I-I would shake your hand but ... I'm sure you don't wanna get my chicken disease.
嗨！我应该要跟你握手的……但是我想你不会想要，被传染到我的鸡病。
Monica: Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?
瑞秋，我可以跟你谈一下吗？
Rachel: Sure!
当然！
Rachel: Oh ...
喔……
Monica: You're not sick!
你没有生病！
Rachel: What? Yes I am!
什么？我当然有！
Monica: Ok, then, why are you ... all dressed up?
那么为什么你要穿成这样呢？
Rachel: Wa! When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better!
哇！当你生病的时候，你会做任何事情，来让自己觉得好过一些！
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
你只是想要待在家里对乔伊采取行动不是。
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
喔，不不！我听进去了你之前说的话 事情不是这样的！
Monica: Ok, then what is this?
好的，那是怎么回事呢？
Rachel: Uh, Ok!
噢！好的！
Rachel: Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
乔伊帮《我们的日子》在屋顶举行秘密派对，他送你们去看舞台剧来甩掉你们！
Monica: What?
什么？
Ross: W-what's going on?
什么？这是怎么回事？
Monica: Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!
乔伊帮《我们的日子》 在屋顶举行秘密派对！
Rachel: And-and he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you.
他不想要让你们知道，但是我还是过来告诉你们了。
Charlie: I thought you came to say you were sick.
你是过来说你生病的。
Rachel: All right, professor or detective?
你到底是教授还是侦探？
Phoebe: Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?
等等，乔伊要开派对但不邀请我们？
Rachel: Yeah, he does it every year!
他每年都那样做的！
Rachel: That's why he's sending you to that play!
这就是为什么他要请我们去看舞台剧！
Rachel: That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant, and to that button factory!
这就是为什么他请我们去中古世纪餐厅还有纽扣工厂！
Phoebe: And that bad, horrible museum tour!
而有那次糟糕的博物馆之旅吗？
Ross: No, I arranged that.
不是，那是我安排的。
Joey: Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.
你们好，我过来打招呼。祝你们玩的愉快。
Phoebe: We know about your party Joey.
我们知道你的派对了，乔伊。
Joey: What party?
什么派对？
Monica: The game's over! Take off your robe!
游戏结束了！把睡袍脱掉吧！
Joey:Really ... I mean ...
真的？我是说……
Everyone: No! No! Cover it up! Joey!
不！不！穿起来！穿起来！
Joey: Nice to meet you!
很高兴见到你！
