Right now, it's time to play a brand new game.
现在 该玩一个全新的游戏了
It's so new I don't even know how it works.
这个游戏新到我都不知道游戏规则
But it's called I Did Not See That Coming.
不过它叫做“我没想到会这样”
All right, here's what's going to happen.
好 是这样
tWitch and I will watch a video, and then it will stop, and then we have to guess what happens next.
我和推奇会看一个视频 视频会暂停 然后我们来猜接下来会发生什么
You're pretty good at things like this. We'll see. All right.
这方面你挺擅长的 一会儿就知道了 好
We'll each get a point if we get it right, and then I'll win, because I'm the boss.
如果我们猜对了就得一分 最后我会赢的 因为我是老板
Just how it works. All right. Here's the first one.
就是这样 好 这是第一个
OK. Who is in the car?
好 车里有什么人?
a-- an elderly woman; b-- two dogs; c-- three children.
a 一名老妇女 b 两只狗 c 三个孩子
I'm going to guess first, and I'm going to say two dogs.
我先猜 我选两只狗
I'm going to say three children. OK. Let's see.
我选三个孩子 好 我们看一下
Oh, tWitch.
不是吧 推奇
All right. That does not count, because had I seen a door being opened,
好 这个不算 要是我看到门开了
then I would have known that dogs weren't in there.
我肯定就知道里面没有狗了
But here's the next one.
这是下一个
The person inside the port-a-potty is a-- very tall; b-- very drunk; c-- very fast.
洗手间里的人a 很高 b 烂醉如泥 c 跑的很快
Do you want to guess first? Yeah, I'm going to say very fast.
你想先猜吗?嗯 我选跑很快吧
I'm going to say very drunk. I have a feeling it's tall, but let's see.
我选烂醉如泥 我感觉应该是很高 不过看看吧
I realized after the funny thing would be a tall person coming out.
我发现 在有趣的事情过后 就会出现一个很高的人
Anyway, here's another one.
来看下一个吧
What are they arguing about?
他们在争论什么?
a-- a football game; b-- Wizard of Oz; c-- lyrics to a Britney Spears song.
a 足球赛 b 绿野仙踪 c 布兰妮·斯皮尔斯某首歌的歌词
I'm going to go with a Britney Spears song. That would be amazing.
我选布兰妮·斯皮尔斯的歌 那就太棒了
I have to agree. I think it's a Britney Spears song.
我同意 我觉得是布兰妮·斯皮尔斯的歌
Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister?
她妹妹是个女巫 对吧?那她姐姐是什么?
A princess! The Wicked Witch of the East, bro.
公主!邪恶的东方女巫 兄弟
You're going to tell me I'm wrong? Am I wrong?
你要跟我说我不对吗?我错了吗?
She wore a crown, and she came down in a ball ..
她戴着王冠 在球里降下来...
Wow. Serious. All right.
哇哦 不是吧 好
I have to get this one right for a tie, because right now, it's 1-0. So here's last one.
这个我必须得猜对才能是平局 因为现在是1:0 最后一个
The bird is about to a-- attack; b-- sing "My Heart Will Go On";
这只鸟要a 进攻 b 唱“我心永恒”
c-- go inside his cage and close the door.
c 跑进笼子并关上门
I'm going to say attack. Yeah?
我觉得会进攻 是吗?
You think it does not like that song. Right.
你觉得它不喜欢这首歌 对
I can't go with you on that.
我不同意
I'm going to-- although that would be the funny thing.
我选 不过你说的会很好玩
I have to go with you. a-- attack.
我跟你一样吧 a 进攻
That bird was so irritated.
这只鸟很生气啊
Some birds just don't like Celine Dion, and they-- I told you I don't like that.
有些鸟就是不喜欢席琳·狄翁 跟你说过我不喜欢啦
All right. Let's-- you had one. Then I had one plus-- we're calculating.
好 你有一分 我有一加——还在计算中
I win, I am the winner. Better luck next time.
我赢了 我赢了 祝你下次好运啊