Did anyone ever throw a pie at Thomas Jefferson?
有人朝托马斯?杰弗逊扔过馅饼吗?
Or Buzz Aldrin? I doubt it.
巴兹?奥尔德林呢?我想没有
But this is like the ninth time I got....
可我好像已经是第九次被扔....
Clowns get hit with pies.
小丑才会被馅饼扔到
Fuck! l'm Mike's father! Here's your shit!
操! 我是迈克的父亲!这是你的狗屁东西!
I saw you buy this at the mall on North Avenue!
我看见你在北方大道的商场买的!
And l'm telling the cops, too!
我也会这么跟警察说!
So you can cut your crap about Mike jacking your wallet!
所以你趁早收回那些屁话! 迈克才没偷你的钱包!
He's just a kid. See!
他还是个孩子。明白吗!
He looks grown, but he's just a kid!
他个头挺大,可还是个孩子!
You fucking asshole.
你这混账王八蛋
I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like...
我敢打赌,从来没人拿馅饼砸过...
Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad.
“地下铁道”的创建人哈丽特?塔布曼 (*帮助黑奴逃出南方的秘密渠道)
I'll bet you a million fucking dollars.
我敢跟你赌一百万美元