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Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today we're getting married? Four weeks baby! Four weeks!
你有没有意识到4个礼拜之后，我们就结婚了？四个礼拜呀，宝贝。四个礼拜！
Chandler: Do you realize you get louder each week?
你知道每星期你都叫得更大声吗？
Monica: There's still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
还有好多事情要做！你的誓言写好了吗？
Chandler: I figured I'd buy those. Pat, I'd like to buy a vow.
我想我可以买。"派得，我要买婚誓"。
Monica: Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.
亲爱的，要知道一说到婚礼的事，我是没有心情开玩笑的。
Chandler: Right. So, have you written yours yet?
好吧，你写好了吗？
Monica: No! But I know exactly what I'm going to say.
没有，不过我知道我该写什么。
Chandler: Do you happen to know what I'm going to say?
你有没有碰巧知道，我该写什么？
Monica: Let's just do it right now. Okay? It won't be hard. Just say what's in your heart.
你现在就做吧。没什么难的。只要把你的心里话说出来。
Chandler: Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! What's wrong with me? Ooh, don't open that door.
看她写得多快！她一定爱我比我爱她更多！我有什么问题？别打开那扇回忆之门。
Chandler: Monica, there are no words! There are no words! This should not be this hard!
莫妮卡，没有什么话没有什么话！没有比这难的！
Joey: All right. Oh hey, you've done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?
你之前写过这个，罗斯。你的誓言说了什么？
Ross: Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.
对卡罗尔，我答应她，直到我死不会再爱另一个女人。她却没这样答应我。
Chandler: I'm so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You should've seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
我真悲哀，莫妮卡就知道要讲什么。看她奋笔疾书的样子，不停地写呀写。
Phoebe and Rachel: Monica, what? What's the emergency?
莫妮卡，什么紧急大事？
Monica: You have to help me! I'm supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this!
你们必须帮我写誓言。到现在我只有这些画！
Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.
我喜欢你穿婚纱的卡通模样。
Monica: Thank you.
谢谢。
Phoebe: Yeah, except your breasts look kinda small.
除了你的胸部看起来有点小。
Monica: Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts.
那是我的眼睛！这才是我的胸部。
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah!
哦，不错。
Ross: Well, why don't you just start with something simple. Like Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.
为什么不从简单点的开始？“莫妮卡，我一遇到你就爱上了你。”
Chandler: Yeah, I'm not sure I can do that.
我做不到。
Ross: Everyone, this is Chandler.
各位，这位是钱德勒。
Fat Monica: Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.
你好，我是罗斯的妹妹。
Chandler: Okay.
好吧。
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."
好，你可以这样开头，“钱德勒 即使在我们还是朋友的时候，我都一直知道自己想跟你更进一步。”
Chandler: All right, there's a nuclear holocaust, I'm the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
好吧，经过一场核武器战争。我是地球上最后一个男人。你会和我约会吗？
Monica: Yeah.
好吧。
Monica: Ooh, are we allowed to lie in the vows? !
婚誓里可以说谎吗？！
Phoebe: Well maybe you don't talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about you know all the things that he's taught you. Like…
你可以不谈自己以前的感受。你可以谈谈他教会你的事情，像是……
Phoebe: …or all the things you taught him.
或是你教会他的事。
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two three, four! , five, six, and seven!
谁都知道敏感区有1，2，3…4，5，6，还有7个。
Chandler: There are seven? ! That's one?
有7个？那个也是？
Monica: Kind of an important one!
恐怕是非常重要的。
Chandler: Oh, you know, you know what, I was looking at it upside down.
我是倒着看的，没认出来。
Rachel: Well, you know, sometimes that helps.
要知道，有时候那里很管用。
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3,3,5, a 4, a 3-2,2, a 2-4-6,2-4-6,4,2,2,4-7,5-7,6-7,7…7…7…7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7…!
好的，我们从1号位置开始……2号，1-2-3号……3号，再来个5号……4号，3号再到2号……2号，4，5，6号。4，5，6号，4号，2号……2号，4号到7号位置……5号到7号，6号到7号……7号，7号……7号，7号，7号，……7号！
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica…
我知道了！这样如何，“莫妮卡……
Chandler: Monica.
莫妮卡。
Joey: "…when I look back over our time together…"
“……回顾我们在一起的时光……”
Chandler: Yeah?
然后？
Joey: I can't do everything! Look back over your time together.
剩下你自己来想啊！回顾我们在一起的时光。
Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.
哦，瞧双胞胎！
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
真不公平！我还一个没有，他们怎么能有两个？
Chandler: You'll get one.
你会有一个孩子的。
Monica: Oh yeah? When?
是吗，什么时候？
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
这样吧。我们四十岁的时候，如果都还没结婚，我们俩来生一个如何？
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
为什么我要到四十才结婚？
Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
那好，假设一下，
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
即使是假设，为什么我要到四十才结婚？
Chandler: No, no, no.
不是的，不是的。
Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
是什么问题？我不适合结婚吗？
Monica: Well?
怎么啦？
Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!
老天，我的降落伞只是个背包！
Ross: I'm getting married today! Ahh, whoo-hoo!
我今天就要结婚啦！
Monica: Do you think he knew I was here? !
你认为他知道我在这里吗？！
Chandler: Nice try.
干得不错。
Monica: Wait, wait, wait!
等等，等等，等等！
Chandler: Look, Monica…
瞧，莫妮卡……
Chandler: This is not going to work.
没有用的。
Monica: I bet this will work!
这样就有用了！
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
你真是太棒了！我爱你！
Monica: What?
什么？
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
没事！我说你太棒了，就再没说什么了。
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
你说你爱我！真不敢相信！
Chandler: No I didn't!
我没说！
Monica: Yes, you did!
你说了！
Chandler: No I didn't!
我没说！
Monica: You love me!
你爱我！
Chandler: No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
不，我没有！停下来！停下来！
Chandler: You know I was thinking, what if I unpack here?
知道吗？我在考虑，如果我在这里拆包怎么样？
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
那你的东西就都在这边了。
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
那么，如果都在这边又怎样？
Monica: Then you'd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn't make any sense.
那你就会一直来来往往的。没什么意义。
Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I'm saying?
好吧。如果我们住在一起，你就明白我的意思了吗？
Monica: You wanted it to be a surprise.
你希望这是个惊喜。
Chandler: Oh my God.
我的天呀！
Monica: Chandler in all my life I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best...My best...There's a reason why girls don't do this!
钱德勒，我这一生，从没想过会如此幸运，能爱上我最好的……我最好的……女生不求婚是有原因的！
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought…
好！好！好！我来！天啊！我以为……
Chandler: Wait a minute, I can do this. I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you. you make me happier than I ever thought I could be.
等等，我做得到。我以为，我说什么内容，在哪里求婚很重要。但我发现唯一重要的是你，和你在一起的日子我感受到前所未有的幸福。
Chandler: And if you'll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.
如果你愿意，我要用这一生的时间，来给你同样的幸福感受。
Chandler: Monica, will you marry me?
莫妮卡，你愿意嫁给我吗？
Monica: Yes.
我愿意。
Joey: Can we come it yet? ! We're dying out here!
我们可以进来了吗？！我们要急死了！
Monica: Come in! Come in! We're engaged!
进来！进来！我们订婚了！
All: Yes!
太棒了！
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
你们干吗去了？
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
帮钱德勒写他的婚誓，但被他踢出来了，因为乔伊一直提不恰当的建议。
Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?
像是"莫妮卡，我爱你的美臀"有什么不恰当？
Ross: How's Monica coming along with her vows?
莫妮卡写得怎么样？
Phoebe: Let's just say its she's lucky she has a sweet ass, because she's not so good at the writing.
这样说吧，幸好她还有美臀，因为她不太擅长写这个。
Ross: I can't believe in four weeks they're gonna be married!
真不敢相信，再过四个星期，他们就要结婚了！
Phoebe: Well let's just hope it works. You know nine out of ten marriages end in divorce?
希望他们的婚姻美满。九成的婚姻以离婚告终。
Ross: Phoebe that's not true.
菲比，没有的事。
Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. How's the Mrs. ?
你是对的。你的妻子怎么样？
Rachel: I can't believe they've been together for three years.
真不能相信，他们在一起三年了。
Joey: Has it been that long? !
那么久了吗？！
Ross: Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.
感觉没那么久，因为他们瞒了我们很久。
Joey: Hey, it's me! I'm coming in!
嘿，是我。我进来了。
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
我今天辛苦了一整天。
Joey: Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?
我要去买炸鸡，你要不要？
Chandler: Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.
不用，谢了，不要炸鸡，再见。
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm so sorry. He wouldn't leave. He kept asking if I wanted chicken.
你还好吧？真对不起，他一直不离开。老是问我想不想要写鸡肉。
Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
炸鸡？我可以吃点炸鸡。
Chandler: Hey Joe!
乔伊！
Chandler: Yeah, Can I get a three-piece, some coleslaw and some beans and a Coke? Diet Coke.
能给我带三块鸡，沙拉，豆子，还有可乐吗？健怡可乐。
