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I went to Wharton.
姐可是沃顿商学院毕业的。
Pay attention, everyone. I know you're all very busy working hard.
各位同事，请注意。我知道大家工作都非常忙。
Congratulations, you've just won a free ipad.
恭喜你，你赢得一台免费的IPAD。
Attention, everyone! While doing work and nothing but work,
各位同事，请注意！当我一心工作心无旁骛时，
I may have downloaded a virus that meows, so be on the lookout. Carry on, Eli.
可能不小心下载了一个会喵喵叫的病毒，所以大家要小心哦。请继续，伊莱。
Thank you, Carmen. Happy to say, tenth floor has finally picked our new junior exec,
谢谢，卡门。很高兴宣布，楼上的高层终于选出了新一任初级行政主管，
and that person is sitting right here.
那个人现在就坐着这里。
Yes! No, Caroline. Yes! No!
太棒了！不是你，是卡洛琳。太棒了！不是吧！
Champagne on me! Yes!
我请大家喝香槟！太棒了！
Here, I got us a fresh bottle, 'cause I'm the boss.
给，我拿了瓶新的，因为我是老板了。
Miss Black, would you pop that cork for me?
布莱克小姐，你能帮我把香槟打开吗？
I'd be happy to, Miss Channing, you bitch.
乐意效劳，钱宁小姐，你个贱人。
Okay. Okay, okay, now I'm gonna make a proper toast.
好了。好了，好了，现在我要好好祝酒。
I don't know how. Their toaster oven's in our kitchen.
这里怎么弄啊。他们的烤面包机在咱们厨房里呢。
To Max, I promise not to sexually harass you no matter how much I'm required to as your superior.
致麦克斯，我保证不会性骚扰你，无论作为上司的我有多饥渴。
To Caroline, I cannot promise the same thing, 'cause sister, you fine.
致卡洛琳，我不能保证不这样对你，因为姐们，你长得还行。
Oh, crap! I spilled champagne on my good bucket blazer.
糟糕，我把香槟洒在我的好外套上了。
Yes, right there on your breasts, Beverly.
就洒在你胸口那吧，贝弗莉。
I'm doing Doug from the sexual harassment video.
我在扮演性骚扰录像带里的道格。
The Doug? Love your harassment work!
那个道格吗？你演得真到位！
Especially that sad H.R. scene where you get fired and cry but still manage to touch yourself a little.
尤其是那个被炒鱿鱼后你一边可怜啜泣，但还试图稍微"自摸"一下的场景。
Wow, Beverly, your breasts are so big, I might need the whole box.
贝弗莉，你胸部这么大，可能得用掉整盒纸巾。
That's enough. You're making this rag feel even dirtier.
够了，感觉被你越擦越脏了。
