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This is such a crazy surprise.
这真是一个疯狂的惊喜。
Hey, there is no way I'd miss seeing my dude as a tenure track assistant professor.
嘿，我绝对不会错过我的朋友成为终身助理教授的那一刻。
But today's not just a fresh start for Aaron, it's also a new beginning for someone else.
但今天不仅是亚伦的新的开始，也是其他人的新的开始。
First week of college and I'm already in my bag.
刚刚进入大学第一周，我就已经得心应手了。
Transition's going smooth and I've already met some interesting new people.
过渡很顺利，我已经认识了一些有趣的新朋友。
Rule number one, if you're gonna watch porn, or Pokémon, headphones on.
规则第一条，如果你要看色情片，或者是宝可梦，戴上你的耳机。
Junior, AirDrop me your info so I can add you to Friend Tracker.
朱尼尔，把你的信息空投给我，这样我就能把你加到Friend Tracker了。
We've known each other for 12 hours, why do we need to find each other?
我们已经认识12个小时，为什么还要找对方？
People get lost. You never seen Abducted in Plain Sight?
人会走丢的。你没看过《公然诱拐案》吗？
In the real world, I had a great job. I had a girlfriend. But I just felt like something was missing.
在现实世界中，我曾经有一份很棒的工作。也曾有个女朋友。但我就是觉得少了什么。
College made me who I am. And I just know it can be all of that for you.
大学造就了现在的我。我知道这一切对你来说都是可能的。
You know, in Hawaiian, "ukulele" translates to "one who's never been laid."
在夏威夷语里，“尤克里里”翻译过来就是“从没上过床的人”。
Noted. Never bring up my ukulele lessons.
注意。永远不要提起我的尤克里里课。
