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Well, guys, I know it's been hard to travel this summer.
伙计们，我知道今年夏天旅行很难。
Vacations and trips to see family and friends have been delayed or canceled,
探亲访友的假期和旅行被推迟或取消，
but I just heard of a company that will take you on a different kind of vacation. Check this out.
但我刚听说一家公司会带你去另一个不同的假期。看看这个。
Thank you very much. Hello, there. I'm Chet Bevins, travel agent, sound bath conductor,
非常感谢你。你好，嗨，我是切特·贝文，我是旅行顾问，也是一名声音沐浴指挥家，
and the inventor of the in-app purchase. Now, I've put my years of experience in travel, tech, and wellness together to offer you a brand-new opportunity.
还是软件内付费内容发明人，现在，我把我在旅游、科技和健康方面的多年经验放在一起，为您提供一个全新的机会。
So many of us have had to cancel summer plans, trips to see loved ones, and vacations,
我们很多人不得不取消暑期计划，无法去看望亲人，还有度假，
but now I'm inviting all of you to go on a vacation in your mind.
但现在我邀请你们所有人去度假，不是实际的，而是在脑海中。
So pack your dream luggage, leave instructions for the cat sitter in your subconscious, and come with me on one of my new Imagination Vacation packages.
所以，收拾好你脑海中的行囊，在你的潜意识中，给猫保姆发指令，然后和我一起踏上一段“梦想旅行”旅程吧。
Hyper-realistic, and I'm talking hyper-realistic vacations that you can take from the comfort of your very own brain.
超现实主义，我说的是超现实主义的假期，你可以从自己的大脑中得到安慰。
Let's take a little peek at our tropical getaway package. You arrive at your gorgeous five-star hotel.
让我们来看看我们的热带度假套餐。您将抵达华丽的五星级酒店。
You're greeted with a cold local drink as you take in the gorgeous surroundings.
当你置身于美丽的环境中时，你会得到一杯当地的冷饮。
The concierge welcomes you with a smile and a customary regional greeting.
礼宾以微笑和习惯性的区域性问候欢迎您。
And they take your card and your credit card isn't going through. Do you have another one?
他们拿走了你的信用卡而你的信用卡无法通过。你还有别的吗？
And you're like, No, I thought I pre-paid. And she's like, Well, I just need one for the incidentals.
你说，不，我以为我已经预付了。她说，好吧，我需要一张刷杂费的卡。
And you're like, Well, I don't have another card. And she's like, Okay, no problem.
然后你说嗯，我没有别的卡了。她说，好吧，没问题。
There's an ATM at a gas station 30 miles from here. It's accessible only by bus. The bus only comes once a day, but we never know when.
在离这里30英里的加油站有一台自动取款机。只有乘公共汽车才能到达。公共汽车一天只来一次，但我们不知道什么时候来。
Totally vacation, totally imagination, totally realistic.
完全是度假，完全想象，完全现实。
As real as you can imagine it. And that's not all. If tropical vacations aren't your thing, check out our family amusement park package.
就像你能想象的那样真实。还不止这些，如果您不喜欢热带度假，请查看我们的家庭游乐园套餐。
The lot, the music, the cotton candy, the rides. There you are, with your smiling family,
场地，音乐，棉花糖，游乐设施，在这里和开怀大笑的家人一起。
in line for the big kid roller coaster and getting close to the end of your wait.
排队等待大孩子可以玩的过山车，而且马上就到我了。
You look down at your precious children as their excitement, and now they're punching each other in the face.
低头看看孩子，他们正兴高采烈呢，如今他们却击打对方的脸部。
Hey, this is what they wanted. You wanted to go on this ride, and now you're punching each other? What do you want?
嘿，这就是他们想要的。你想坐过山车，现在却在互相拳打脚踢？你想要什么？
Maybe taking to the slopes is what your dreams are made of.
也许你的梦想就是爬上斜坡。
After a long day of skiing, it's time to dip your sore, aching muscles into the Olympic-sized heated salt of...
一天的滑雪之后，是时候把你酸痛的肌肉浸入奥运会大小的滚烫盐水中....
The pool's closed? For a dog wedding? What is that? Just like in real life.
游泳池关了？为了狗狗婚礼？那是什么？就像现实生活中一样。
Plus, we offer add-ons to any existing package, including screaming kid in first-class cabin,
此外，我们还提供任何现有套餐的附加服务，包括头等舱的尖叫儿童，
took the wrong suitcase at the airport and now you're wearing some random guy's shorts all week,
因为在机场拿错了手提箱，你整个一周都要穿着其他人的短裤。
traveler's tummy, and our most popular add-on...fight with your spouse in Paris, city of romance.
旅行者的肚子，以及我们最受欢迎的附加功能....在浪漫之城巴黎与你的配偶搏斗。
Your partner looks at you, disappointment in their eyes. I thought you wanted to see the Eiffel Tower, you say.
你的伴侣看着你，眼中充满失望。你说我以为你想去看看埃菲尔铁塔。
I didn't say I wanted to walk there, they say. I thought we were closer than we were, you say.
他们说我没想去那里，你说我以为我们比以前更亲近了。
Well, learn how to read a map. You always do this, they say.
好吧，学着看地图。他们说你总是这样做。
So sign up today for Chet Bevins' Imagination Vacations.
所以今天就报名参加切特·贝文斯的想象假期吧。
Your body's never gone on a perfect vacation, so why should your mind? Chet speaking.
如果你从来拥有过完美假期，为何不尝试一下大脑呢？我是切特。
