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Chump #3: The Nice Guy With a Chip on His Shoulder
He'll ridicule the "tools who are trying too hard" with bold clothing choices to seem down-to-earth, but here's his dirty little secret: He spends just as much time picking out his outfit as his more fashion-conscious counterparts do. Under the casual exterior is a calculating killjoy with mom issues. He'll stand at the bar thinking, "Why is that girl going for that dude over there? One day, she'll come to her senses and get with a nice guy like me!" The truth is, he's so preoccupied with being overlooked that he'd be totally oblivious to your attention.
NO.3 小心眼的“好男人”
他会以一种老实人的气度，批评一些人的前卫穿着，嘲笑他们“（衣服）不就是遮羞避寒的工具嘛，干嘛穿的那么花里胡哨的？”其实私底下，他和那些追求时尚的达人花费一样多的时间，来选择着装。在他漫不经心的外表之下，是一个絮絮叨叨喜欢算计的人。他会站在吧台后想，“那个女人为什么和那男人搭讪？总有一天，她会意识到，应该找一个像我一样的好男人！”事实是，他总是沉浸在自大的幻想中，对你的感受则是置之不理。
