Step 1: The Classic Spoon
第一招:经典勺式睡姿
Falling asleep in the 'spoons' position is likely to result in a trapped arm for 'Mr. Spoon', as he will have less space to position the lower arm comfortably. It is his arm that will go dead, while his partner drifts off into a beautifully secure and comfortable reverie. The only merit of this position is that 'Ms. Spoon' is likely to fall asleep quickly, giving you the chance to take evasive action.
以经典勺子姿势入睡,男勺子的手臂是很容易被女友压住的。当发现手臂已经发麻,他的爱人早已进入甜美的梦想,这个姿势的好处是,女友会很快睡着。你就可以趁机小无聊小猥琐一下。
To remove your arm without waking her, hold her close and gently roll her away from you, moving with her rather than pushing her away. Once she is re-positioned comfortably, roll yourself back to your original position and you should find you have the freedom to remove your arm easily.
怎样不弄醒她却把你的手臂挪出来,抱紧她,温柔地将她转个身,跟她一起转而不是硬推。等她换了姿势安稳地睡着之后,你可以自由地活动你的手臂然后回到你原来的姿势睡觉了。