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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:一睡醒你就被炒鱿鱼了
听笑话学英语:一睡醒你就被炒鱿鱼了As soon as you wake up, you're firedOur co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rat2007-08-18 编辑:admin
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Speeding 超速
听笑话学英语:Speeding 超速Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled2007-08-18 编辑:admin
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Shave head 刮头
听笑话学英语:Shave head 刮头Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered. "And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All r..2007-08-18 编辑:admin
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:How could anyone stoop&
听笑话学英语:How could anyone stoop so low?Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his heigh2007-08-18 编辑:admin
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:I'm sure it is 
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:An absent-minded professor&n
听笑话学英语:An absent-minded professor 健忘教授No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and o2007-08-17 编辑:admin
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:lifetime warranty 终身保修
听笑话学英语:lifetime warranty 终身保修After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted.2007-08-17 编辑:admin
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:When a Tiger comes老虎来了
听笑话学英语:When a Tiger comes老虎来了 Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes"2007-08-15 编辑:admin
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Six or Twelve?六还是十二?
听笑话学英语:Six or Twelve?六还是十二?A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twe2007-08-15 编辑:admin