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[牛牛幽默英语记四级单词] 牛牛幽默英语记四级单词:Airline
AirlineAirline VirusYou're in Dallas, but your luggage is in Singapore.飞机航线病毒:你在达拉斯,可你的行李在新加坡。注:航空公司管理混乱,象染了病毒一样。Airline Pilot (to passengers): Folks, I’ve2008-03-15 编辑:admin
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[牛牛幽默英语记四级单词] 牛牛幽默英语记四级单词:Aid
AidWith a man, a lie is a last resort; with a woman, it’s First Aid.对男人来说,说谎是最后一着;对女人来说,说谎是急救包。注:这样说对女人不公平,说这句话的人就是在说谎。一种安眠药(Sleep Aid)的盒上2008-03-15 编辑:admin
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[牛牛幽默英语记四级单词] 牛牛幽默英语记四级单词:Aggressive
AggressiveI’m basically an optimist. I’d say the glass is half full. But I’m gonna find out who drank the other half and will sue his ass all the way up to the Supreme Court. So it’s safe to say2008-03-15 编辑:admin
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[牛牛幽默英语记四级单词] 牛牛幽默英语记四级单词:Agent
AgentLife insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know."人..2008-03-15 编辑:admin
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[牛牛幽默英语记四级单词] 牛牛幽默英语记四级单词:Agenda
AgendaDNA means: "Do Not Ask."DNA means: "Doing Nature's Agenda"DNA means: "Do Nothing Artificial."DNA意思是:不要问;DNA意思是:上卫生间;DNA意思是:不要做作。2008-03-14 编辑:admin
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[牛牛幽默英语记四级单词] 牛牛幽默英语记四级单词:Agency
AgencyI’d like to involve Billy in the government. I’ve been thinking of reorganizing and putting CIA and the FBI together. But Billy said he wouldn’t head up any agency he couldn’t spell.我想让比2008-03-14 编辑:admin
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[牛牛幽默英语记四级单词] 牛牛幽默英语记四级单词:Afterwards
AfterwardsI am most fond of talking and thinking; that is to say, talking first and thinking afterward.我最喜欢谈话和思考了——就是说,先谈话后思考。注:谈话时候根本不思考。In Eastern countries a wom2008-03-14 编辑:admin
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[牛牛幽默英语记四级单词] 牛牛幽默英语记四级单词:Afford
AffordPatient: Doc, can you cure me of compulsive lying?Psychologist: Yes, if you have enough money to afford the expensive treatment.Patient: No problem, I just won lottery yesterday.病人:医生,你能2008-03-14 编辑:admin
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[牛牛幽默英语记四级单词] 牛牛幽默英语记四级单词:Affection
AffectionI would like to treat him like a treasure; and bury him with care and affection.我愿意象对待珠宝一样对待他,充满关爱深情地把他埋起来。注:你们班某个同学成绩好,体育好,光芒四射,你有点儿嫉妒2008-03-14 编辑:admin