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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:The best answer 最佳答案
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:I Lost 我输了
听笑话学英语:I Lost 我输了It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness. “So good of you to come, Mr.Jones,and where is your brother?” “You see2007-07-30 编辑:admin
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Skinny Dipping 裸泳
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Chaude and Cold 热与冷
听笑话学英语:Chaude and Cold 热与冷A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.&q..2007-07-30 编辑:admin
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Chicken soup 鸡汤
听笑话学英语:Chicken soup 鸡汤Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, &..2007-07-30 编辑:admin
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Free advice? 免费的建议?
听笑话学英语:Free advice? 免费的建议?A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free me2007-07-30 编辑:admin
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Very stupid robbers 两个笨
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